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Even Transformer thinks the stupid fiend gimmick has reached it's end. Randy Orton stands over the fallen body of the Fiend and begins pouring gasoline on it and lights the creature on fire with a cigarette. Orton is even encouraging the crowd to light the flames because "it's hot." The fire spreads and engulfs the creature, but it takes off and tries to attack Randy, but Orton is waiting and jumps on the creature's back. Orton is twisting and turning the creature until it finally reaches a fiery hell and then Orton starts beating the hell out of the creature with his urn, prompting the crowd to roar at Orton in approval, and thus The Fiend is banished into hell.
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At least now I know where they get the plot ideas for Supernatural.
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 01:02 |
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Jerusalem posted:There is no Transformer, is there. You're on the writing team and leaking out legitimate storylines. Oh come on, you couldn't seriously believe- quote:Randy Orton did a promo about setting The Fiend on fire. Alexa Bliss teleported in on a swing set and said if the Fiend returns it'll be like nothing you've ever seen before. Ok. What happened next was straight out of a WWE Main Event. Mickie James returned to SmackDown for the first time since her four-month run in NXT.
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 21:54 |
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quote:As Vince McMahon approached Jesus Christ at the gates of Heaven, Jesus said "Only those who have domineered and commanded the wills of the most men may enter."
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# ? Dec 26, 2020 21:58 |
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quote:Dexter Loomis was making cartoon caricatures but people kept changing them with photoshop!
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 14:34 |
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Having some more fun with Meltzer in the 90s tweet quotes:quote:Slaughter originally balked at the villain Anti-American role, but backed down when it became obvious McMahon would hire him no other way.
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# ? Jan 2, 2021 03:39 |
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quote:In an attempt to re-capture lightning in a bottle, WWE will send a tank to 'invade' Daily's Place in Jacksonville. Wrestlers involved with the 'invasion' include the 4 Horsewomen, WWE Hall of Famer 'Ravishing' Rick Rude and former World Heavyweight Champion 'Playboy' Buddy Rose.
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# ? Jan 2, 2021 06:04 |
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Love that the AI ended up adding Christian.
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# ? Jan 2, 2021 13:33 |
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quote:Cody Rhodes, with all due respect given, was not the greatest TNT champion that the company had ever had.
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# ? Jan 2, 2021 14:53 |
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quote:Life turned out to be pretty much the same for Evil Uno these days. The dark order was under new leadership, and was able to grow. The sun system was again threatened by a hungry but unstoppable Great Neptune, but was quickly rebuilt. The Syndicate of All Iron Men Wars was pushed back into the distant past.
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# ? Jan 6, 2021 03:47 |
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Hey don't give away the booking for All Out!
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# ? Jan 6, 2021 04:14 |
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quote:Triple H revealed his new plan to shake up the business: Every single member of the roster was now registered to carry a firearm. Vince had a gun. Hunter had a gun. R-Truth had a gun. Cesaro had a gun. Triple H had a gun. Steph had a gun. Dean Ambrose had a gun. All this gun noise and bluster went on for weeks until there was even talk that a showdown between Triple H and Vince was in the offing.
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 11:14 |
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Yes that's right, Marko Stunt was the new Triple H. "I can sing my own Lemmy songs now," Triple H chuckled. "The Rocker character felt too close to Dwayne Johnson and I needed to take a big step away from him," said Triple H. "We're playing off of Marko Stunt's appeal as a brash character with edge." "While the Rocker was crass and crude," added Triple H, "Marko Stunt is brash and a little rude. He's not interested in politics, he's more of a jackass. He has absolutely no in-depth knowledge of the world or politics. He knows exactly how far to push boundaries, like when he was at last
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 11:18 |
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Of course Paul gets two guns...
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 21:02 |
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it's becoming unacceptable how little time and attention they get, and I think a part of that is how limited so many of the folks on the roster are (incredible main event, though) and that this is just the world wrestling has made for itself. Not only are they being forgotten by fans, but by the current WWE roster. It would be stupid not to see this and they are two of the few talent in wrestling today who aren't afraid to bring it back in It's hard to tell if WWE is purposefully turning their backs on Cena and Reigns, or if their promotion simply gives them minimal coverage, but the trend is definitely going that way. As noted, WWE television ratings have been down
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 21:04 |
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quote:Triple H woke up. He walked to the bathroom and washed his face. When he looked in the mirror, he realized his worst fears - he'd been transported into the body of vanilla midget Kyle O'Reilly! Triple H looked like a nine-year-old kid and not the human specimen he was. He stumbled through the house, noticing only how tiny his hands were, how short his limbs were and how his mouth didn't look like a mouth at all. He ran to the kitchen and grabbed a spoon to eat a sandwich with.
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 17:15 |
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Billy Gunn nooooo!
Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Jan 9, 2021 |
# ? Jan 9, 2021 22:13 |
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quote:When Triple H ate the mystery blueberry paste he felt different.... He felt a transformation take place in his mind.
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# ? Jan 10, 2021 04:45 |
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quote:"Scrap Iron" Adam Pearce had just won the WWE Universal Championship from Roman Reigns when Vince McMahon appeared to announce that the match would be no-contest, and that Pearce would go on to face Triple H at WrestleMania XXVII, the following week on "Raw", where Pearce lost his championship.
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# ? Jan 10, 2021 08:43 |
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quote:So now Vince was demanding someone get the virus in his office so he could ask it what the hell it was doing infecting his superstars. The T-Rex skull in his office watched with disinterest while some early bird rushed in to check their phone and all of Vince’s allies froze.
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# ? Jan 12, 2021 02:24 |
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Walk With Transformer: The T-Rex skull remained calm
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# ? Jan 12, 2021 02:33 |
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quote:"I'm gonna do the same thing I always fuckin do when the chips are down Vince. I'm gonna save this fuckin' show." Triple H growled right before he chugged the magic sword spray to guard against viral agents. "That fuckin' Storm. Keep us all safe. That's your job, isn't it?" He then yanked off the gas mask. "You okay up there," he asked the suit while reaching over to the side of the stage.
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# ? Jan 12, 2021 03:03 |
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drat, RVD I guess, Triple H never could resist burying him.
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# ? Jan 12, 2021 03:07 |
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At this point, the Transformer can't possibly do worse than Vince:quote:Alexa Bliss cast fireball on Randy Orton, who shrieked in pain and confusion. Triple H had been teleported away, perhaps into Mark Henry's void? They then continued on, the backstory-swapping only adding to the anticipation. Oh God I was wrong
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# ? Jan 12, 2021 05:18 |
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I dunno the Hall of Pain being some sort of existential void sounds pretty badass.
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# ? Jan 12, 2021 06:48 |
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quote:Vince had finally gotten one over on The Devil. "Spend more every year or I'll take your heart away" The Devil had said, not knowing Vince had torn out his heart and locked it safely in a lockbox years ago-scars up his arm to prove it-and delivered to him on the day of his return. quote:Suddenly the lights went dark! Triple H felt a strange breeze and suddenly he was in the depths of the WWF boiler room! "Ah poo poo where did I leave the key to this truck..." he thought. He hit his head on the outside of a furnace as he went down, then he got smashed by an unknown box, sending him crashing through the window of the truck. He fell through the window and landed face first on a small table. reignofevil fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Jan 12, 2021 |
# ? Jan 12, 2021 16:02 |
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I loving knew that the Transformer was Teddy Long all this time, I knew it!
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# ? Jan 12, 2021 23:58 |
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quote:Brandon Cutler said he'd fight luchasaurus if he had a week to build the match. Luchasaurus countered and said he wanted a month to build the match. Brandon wanted a year to build the match so Lucha wanted a decade to build the match.
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# ? Jan 13, 2021 03:57 |
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quote:Retribution: These contracts are really low. They’re bad contracts.
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# ? Jan 14, 2021 05:19 |
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quote:Slapjack, T-Bar, Mace, Reckoning, and Mustafa Ali introduced their new RETRIBUTION member, Riptide. Cole tried to walk out but Shane McMahon came out to save Shane (who was in the building) as he suggested that Cole should induct Sting. The idea was obviously to bring together the four factions of the Royal Rumble match at Wrestlemania to face off for the Intercontinental Championship, but Cole turned down Shane’s offer.
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# ? Jan 14, 2021 05:25 |
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quote:Randy Orton's whole face was burnt and he only had a spot at the rumble "if he could continue to endure the pain"
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# ? Jan 19, 2021 18:49 |
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quote:hear me out: a 30-fiend royal rumble where every entrant is WWE Superstar The Fiend is a strange gimmick that, somehow, was made by a wrestler who had zero support from a major promotion at the time. The jacked, amped-up wrestler dressed in yellow bell-bottoms was, in essence, a cynical gimmick whose sole purpose was to take advantage of what the general wrestling audience could identify with: a low-tier worker getting more attention than they deserved. When not wrestling, Fiend would scream “BITCH” as he delivered perfect jackknife suplexes to his dorks, who would shake
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# ? Jan 26, 2021 10:58 |
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quote:WWE repeated Randy Orton's interminably long and boring promo from the previous week. Alexa Bliss is possessed by the Fiend or something, Charlotte Flair hurt another wrestler again. Even the Transformer has had enough of WWE booking!
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# ? Jan 26, 2021 11:09 |
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quote:Please do better, the fans begged Vince Mcmahon. He responded by having them wrestle as midget men. Or more specifically, as The Wee Wee People. They wrestled their bloodiest match yet on November 13, 1998, on the Topps tour. The match, which saw the Wee Wee People accidentally puke during a series of midget slams on Vince McMahon, resulted in a disqualification and then a five-minute match. Another one for the lawsuit books.
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# ? Jan 26, 2021 11:14 |
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Okay now the Transformer is just actively mocking us
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# ? Jan 26, 2021 11:22 |
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quote:"YOU WANNA BREAK STUFF?" Taz yelled at Darby Allen and Sting as Team Taz tore up an innocent merchandise table.
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# ? Jan 28, 2021 03:26 |
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Wrong thread, you accidentally posted exactly what happened on Dynamite!
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# ? Jan 28, 2021 03:26 |
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"[a] jacked, amped-up wrestler dressed in yellow bell-bottoms [...] would scream “BITCH” as he delivered perfect jackknife suplexes to his dorks, who would shake" is infinitely better than the actual Fiend gimmick
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# ? Jan 28, 2021 08:38 |
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quote:Randy Orton was horribly burnt but now he's fine. John Cena was stranded on a sinking ship but now he's free.
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Uh, I think I broke it. quote:Kick down the cockpit door, Hulk Hogan. Shove the controls into a nosedive, Hulk Hogan. The Hulkster takes off, smashing into the steel framed cockpit window. Even though he has no control over the plane, Hulk Hogan is victorious. None of these are real links.
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