TRUMP 1460: HAVE A GOOD LIFE, WE WILL SEE YOU SOON!

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boroda: Jul 26, 2007; нет усов

It�s been two days. 500 pages later. What the everloving poo poo have I missed

Ed balls

# ? Jan 9, 2021 05:54

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# ? May 11, 2024 08:08

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

No Mods No Masters posted:

the bad kid at school made me hold this weed for him

# ? Jan 9, 2021 05:54

Source4Leko: Jul 25, 2007; Dinosaur Gum

Trumo!

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Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

# ? Jan 9, 2021 05:54

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Brogeoisie posted:

They just banned Rush Limbaugh lmao

No fuckin way lol

# ? Jan 9, 2021 05:54

Gulping Again: Mar 10, 2007

Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

the mattering happened because donald j trump told his followers to go kill mike pence, and then they went and tried and while they were smearing poo poo over the capitol walls one managed to gib herself charging security after breaking through some windows like one of the walking dead, three others managed find darkly ironic ways to kill themselves, and they beat to death a chud cop that was probably giving them directions after the pigs let them in the building

so not only did his poorly-dressed, homeless looking idiot crowd fail at everything they tried to do they also managed to be completely incompetent at it, and he spooked enough of congress that he doesn't even get to coast to th e end of his presidency because he keeps cowardly dancing back and forth across the "me and my 75 million hooting chuds" and "please don't be mad at me" whipped dog reflex to universal criticism

not the years of grift, the outright corruption, the borderline genocidal white supremacist policies, the hundreds of thousands of dead, the mismanagement (accidentally and intentionally) of policy foreign and domestic, the constant stream of disinfo, nearly a loving year of a four year term spent golfing

no, it took chuds tazing themselves in the balls, getting trampled by their own hooting chuds while hanging onto a gasden flag, and falling to their death trying to climb up twenty feet of wall that had clearly visible stairs within thirty feet

america is so loving dumb lol

# ? Jan 9, 2021 05:54

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/HKrassenstein/status/1347694729975255040?s=20

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Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/FreeBeacon/status/1347702125434908680

# ? Jan 9, 2021 05:54

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

SKULL.GIF posted:

I just got home and caught up on tonight

Holy poo poo lol

neat huh?

# ? Jan 9, 2021 05:54

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

oh those are my roommate's zip ties, i was borrowing his jacket

# ? Jan 9, 2021 05:54

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/dril/status/205052027259195393?s=21

still his best

# ? Jan 9, 2021 05:54

Johnny Joestar: Oct 21, 2010; Don't shoot him?

...
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trump died from covid last year and this has just been the clone they made of him slowly denaturing and having episodes from its brain turning back into a protoplasmic slurry

# ? Jan 9, 2021 05:54

Dr. VooDoo: May 4, 2006

Trump sitting at his desk, white knuckled holding his phone looking at the twitter hand screen, while diarrhea just pours out of both pant legs in the Oval Office right now

# ? Jan 9, 2021 05:54

Homocow: Apr 24, 2007; Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!; Pillbug

TRUMP AROUND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyg5iFddsJI

TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TURMP!

# ? Jan 9, 2021 05:54

2DCAT: Jun 25, 2015; pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss; Gravy Boat 2k

PostNouveau posted:

No fuckin way lol

He apparently deleted the account or made it inactive according to his publicist or something

# ? Jan 9, 2021 05:54

deadwing: Mar 5, 2007

its been like three hours and im still loving laughing at hannity olive garden

# ? Jan 9, 2021 05:55

free hubcaps: Oct 12, 2009

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/adamgoldmanNYT/status/1347764284969930753

coupsie-daisy!

# ? Jan 9, 2021 05:55

Dolphin: Dec 5, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

boroda posted:

It�s been two days. 500 pages later. What the everloving poo poo have I missed

Ed balls

turmo time

# ? Jan 9, 2021 05:55

ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

lol

This hostage taking gear?? No, it's not my hostage taking gear officer, thank u for asking. Please let me know wherre i can safely dispose of this extemely not mine hostage taking gear that matches the rest of my tactical clips and magazines and armor and poo poo lmao

# ? Jan 9, 2021 05:55

Owlofcreamcheese: May 22, 2005; Can't post for 9 years!; Buglord

The Shame Boy posted:

I can understand not wanting to wear a mask because you don't believe in the disease ravaging the earth and everything on it but if you're gonna do something like storm the capitol building you' think you would at least invest in a ski mask or a balaclava so you're not so identifiable? Bank Robbers and Skiiers wear masks and nobody ever questions their political affiliation!

Overthrowing the government is only illegal if you fail

# ? Jan 9, 2021 05:55

TeenageArchipelago: Jul 23, 2013

a.lo posted:

https://twitter.com/HKrassenstein/status/1347694729975255040?s=20

again, this is "her" twitter account, but only the krassenbros get the celebratory wine

dudes own

# ? Jan 9, 2021 05:55

Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

# ? Jan 9, 2021 05:55

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

CODChimera posted:

anyone still think trmup is running in 2024

The impeachment attempt will not succeed, so as long as he's alive and in America in 2024, he is able to and will run in 2024

The question is if he wins or not. My opinions are

Against Biden, no;
Against Kamala, yes;
And either way he gets more than 75 million votes this time, just like he got more than 62.9 million votes in November '20

# ? Jan 9, 2021 05:55

ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

boroda posted:

It’s been two days. 500 pages later. What the everloving poo poo have I missed

Ed balls

Trump is perma banned and crazy cloud is free

# ? Jan 9, 2021 05:55

Murderion: Oct 4, 2009; 2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME

Trump is banned. Trump remains banned. And we have banned him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the moderators of all moderators? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet posted has squished to death under our hammers: who will wipe these tears off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become mods simply to appear worthy of it?

# ? Jan 9, 2021 05:56

Zeriel: Nov 6, 2004

Homocow posted:

remember this?
https://twitter.com/justindchapman/status/1231336002175717376?s=20
except it's trump's final days in office

guy did that to prove the earth was flat too
lol

# ? Jan 9, 2021 05:56

Korean Boomhauer: Sep 4, 2008

the right is losing their mind over the goddamned pasta pass and my brain cant process that its real aaaaaaaaa

# ? Jan 9, 2021 05:56

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

ram dass in hell posted:

lol

This hostage taking gear?? No, it's not my hostage taking gear officer, thank u for asking. Please let me know wherre i can safely dispose of this extemely not mine hostage taking gear that matches the rest of my tactical clips and magazines and armor and poo poo lmao

i just wandered in here looking for the gift shop to buy my family some postcards

# ? Jan 9, 2021 05:56

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

quote:

Senator Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) became the first Republican senator to call for Donald Trump�s removal from office as Democrats complete articles of impeachment against the president for inciting an insurrection at the U.S. Capitol.

Said Murkowski to the Anchorage Daily News: �I want him to resign. I want him out. He has caused enough damage�I think he should leave. He said he�s not going to show up. He�s not going to appear at the at the inauguration. He hasn�t been focused on what is going on with COVID. He�s either been golfing or he�s been inside the Oval Office fuming and throwing every single person who has been loyal and faithful to him under the bus, starting with the vice president.

He doesn�t want to stay there. He only wants to stay there for the title. He only wants to stay there for his ego. He needs to get out. He needs to do the good thing, but I don�t think he�s capable of doing a good thing. I'm not going to vote for his removal, though, so the ball is firmly in his court. He just needs to resign.�

Profiles in courage.

#grrlpower

# ? Jan 9, 2021 05:56

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

ah gently caress, the zip ties? yeah those are actually for a cbt session i have later with the boys, i forgot i had them in my pants when we came and well, that picture was just really poor timing.

# ? Jan 9, 2021 05:56

Lostconfused: Oct 1, 2008

The Shame Boy posted:

I can understand not wanting to wear a mask because you don't believe in the disease ravaging the earth and everything on it but if you're gonna do something like storm the capitol building you' think you would at least invest in a ski mask or a balaclava so you're not so identifiable? Bank Robbers and Skiiers wear masks and nobody ever questions their political affiliation!