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The Bloop posted:I just shove a q-tip up my peehole They used to do this in Cook County lock up.
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The Bloop posted:Being circumcised never stopped anyone I know from masturbating lmao
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Question Mark Mound posted:Posting an all-time favourite gif ( for poop) lest the thread be destroyed by the annual foreskin derail. What on earth am I looking at??
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Tubgoat posted:What on earth am I looking at?? Self cleaning toilet seat that needs improvement.
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One thing I've learned over the years is that machines will absolutely never ever replace human hands for detailed work, especially cleaning. For example, dishwashers either leave your dishes coated in a film of detergent or mostly uncleaned, depending on if it's at home or at a restaurant. Frankly, I find loading and unloading the dishwasher to be more goddamn work than just washing the dishes.
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wesleywillis posted:Self cleaning toilet seat that needs improvement. My parents are old obsessive compulsive clean people where everything in the house is white. They got a robot vacuum much to my protesting and warning as they have a dickhead of a inside dog. It took a week before the robot found a liquid poo poo on the tiles and proceeded to wipe it everywhere and along the living room skirting boards. It was hilarious.
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Tubgoat posted:One thing I've learned over the years is that machines will absolutely never ever replace human hands for detailed work, especially cleaning. For example, dishwashers either leave your dishes coated in a film of detergent or mostly uncleaned, depending on if it's at home or at a restaurant. Frankly, I find loading and unloading the dishwasher to be more goddamn work than just washing the dishes. Are you sure you are using a dishwasher and not something else entirely? Because unless you do something catastrophically wrong, neither of those things should be true. Maybe your dishwasher is just broken
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load dishes properly and set it to rinse
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Sleve McDichael posted:Phimosis would like a word Amen. Got circumcised due to this loving poo poo, and I am mad at myself for not having done this 20+ years ago.
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Tubgoat posted:One thing I've learned over the years is that machines will absolutely never ever replace human hands for detailed work, especially cleaning. For example, dishwashers either leave your dishes coated in a film of detergent or mostly uncleaned, depending on if it's at home or at a restaurant. Frankly, I find loading and unloading the dishwasher to be more goddamn work than just washing the dishes. You need to try a different soap in your dishwasher. It took me a few tries and then asking the neighbors what worked before I found one that didn't leave a film.
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Desert Bus posted:You need to try a different soap in your dishwasher. It took me a few tries and then asking the neighbors what worked before I found one that didn't leave a film. Topical: https://youtu.be/_rBO8neWw04
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Relevant to the discussion:
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sugar mouse posted:Relevant to the discussion: Good luck re-opening that drawer
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Amen. Got circumcised due to this loving poo poo, and I am mad at myself for not having done this 20+ years ago.
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Yeah that video owns.
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sugar mouse posted:Relevant to the discussion: chaotic evil
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Male circumcision is actually promoted in places with high levels of HIV because it helps protect against transmission.
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sugar mouse posted:Relevant to the discussion: This is relevant to circumcision how? The can opener, or the knives?
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# ? Jan 11, 2021 02:25 |
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Ugh I mean Ok, I guess
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Not sure what it says about that I just laughed a lot when I saw that
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OwlFancier posted:Not sure what it says about that I just laughed a lot when I saw that It means you're a tapeworm with a sense of humour.
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Good for this guy, he knows what he wants.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Amen. Got circumcised due to this loving poo poo, and I am mad at myself for not having done this 20+ years ago. I hope you're making lots of "buttermilk" now!!
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slow_twitch posted:I hope you're making lots of "buttermilk" now!!
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https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/tXmBs9kdg5fdK5ApRLWF4KDtu2W8v23-kvVcr6SB_gQ/https/i.imgur.com/1tvBRrg.mp4
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I'm not familiar with that specific arcade game. Is the bucking part of it??
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# ? Jan 11, 2021 09:33 |
She riding a horse I can't tell if that's a statue, a real doll or a real person behind her
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Valentines day is coming up!
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sugar mouse posted:Relevant to the discussion: The worst offender here is the wide-open scissors. Lemme just grab a spoon for y-AUUGHH
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WITCHCRAFT posted:The worst offender here is the
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I insist on the original bike balls, built for rough riding
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Pastry of the Year posted:I insist on the original bike balls, built for rough riding Ask for it by name! Ask often, and ask loudly!
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yo if somebody else paid for them id totally rock em on my bike
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LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 02:09 on Jan 14, 2021 |
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Dick Burglar posted:yo if somebody else paid for them id totally rock em on my bike https://a.aliexpress.com/_mrGErGV
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Hirayuki posted:US $1.30 35%OFF | Bicycle Light Bike Rear Taillight Riding LED Light Heart Ball Egg Safety Light Waterproof Light Lamp Cycling Lantern Flashlight are you loving kidding me, RGB NUTTTZ
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# ? Jan 14, 2021 02:26 |
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this only fulfills the G part of the AUG therefore it is funny as hell and im gonna continue to laugh each time i see it
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I want to be grossed out but honestly it's brilliant.
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