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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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The Bloop posted:

I just shove a q-tip up my peehole

They used to do this in Cook County lock up.

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Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

The Bloop posted:

Being circumcised never stopped anyone I know from masturbating lmao

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Question Mark Mound posted:

Posting an all-time favourite gif (:nws: for poop) lest the thread be destroyed by the annual foreskin derail.

poop

What on earth am I looking at??

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Tubgoat posted:

What on earth am I looking at??

Self cleaning toilet seat that needs improvement.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
One thing I've learned over the years is that machines will absolutely never ever replace human hands for detailed work, especially cleaning. For example, dishwashers either leave your dishes coated in a film of detergent or mostly uncleaned, depending on if it's at home or at a restaurant. Frankly, I find loading and unloading the dishwasher to be more goddamn work than just washing the dishes.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


wesleywillis posted:

Self cleaning toilet seat that needs improvement.

My parents are old obsessive compulsive clean people where everything in the house is white. They got a robot vacuum much to my protesting and warning as they have a dickhead of a inside dog. It took a week before the robot found a liquid poo poo on the tiles and proceeded to wipe it everywhere and along the living room skirting boards. It was hilarious.

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy

Tubgoat posted:

One thing I've learned over the years is that machines will absolutely never ever replace human hands for detailed work, especially cleaning. For example, dishwashers either leave your dishes coated in a film of detergent or mostly uncleaned, depending on if it's at home or at a restaurant. Frankly, I find loading and unloading the dishwasher to be more goddamn work than just washing the dishes.

Are you sure you are using a dishwasher and not something else entirely? Because unless you do something catastrophically wrong, neither of those things should be true. Maybe your dishwasher is just broken

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.
load dishes properly and set it to rinse

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Sleve McDichael posted:

Phimosis would like a word

Amen. Got circumcised due to this loving poo poo, and I am mad at myself for not having done this 20+ years ago.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Tubgoat posted:

One thing I've learned over the years is that machines will absolutely never ever replace human hands for detailed work, especially cleaning. For example, dishwashers either leave your dishes coated in a film of detergent or mostly uncleaned, depending on if it's at home or at a restaurant. Frankly, I find loading and unloading the dishwasher to be more goddamn work than just washing the dishes.

You need to try a different soap in your dishwasher. It took me a few tries and then asking the neighbors what worked before I found one that didn't leave a film.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Desert Bus posted:

You need to try a different soap in your dishwasher. It took me a few tries and then asking the neighbors what worked before I found one that didn't leave a film.

Topical: https://youtu.be/_rBO8neWw04

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

Relevant to the discussion:

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



sugar mouse posted:

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Good luck re-opening that drawer

Sleve McDichael
Feb 11, 2019

~nice~

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Amen. Got circumcised due to this loving poo poo, and I am mad at myself for not having done this 20+ years ago.

:hfive:

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

Yeah that video owns.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

sugar mouse posted:

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chaotic evil

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
Male circumcision is actually promoted in places with high levels of HIV because it helps protect against transmission.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

sugar mouse posted:

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This is relevant to circumcision how? The can opener, or the knives?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Ugh

I mean

Ok, I guess

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Not sure what it says about that I just laughed a lot when I saw that :v:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

OwlFancier posted:

Not sure what it says about that I just laughed a lot when I saw that :v:

It means you're a tapeworm with a sense of humour.

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012

Good for this guy, he knows what he wants.

slow_twitch
Sep 21, 2005

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Amen. Got circumcised due to this loving poo poo, and I am mad at myself for not having done this 20+ years ago.

I hope you're making lots of "buttermilk" now!!

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

slow_twitch posted:

I hope you're making lots of "buttermilk" now!!

:chloe:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/tXmBs9kdg5fdK5ApRLWF4KDtu2W8v23-kvVcr6SB_gQ/https/i.imgur.com/1tvBRrg.mp4

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
I'm not familiar with that specific arcade game. Is the bucking part of it??

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.
She riding a horse


I can't tell if that's a statue, a real doll or a real person behind her

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012


Valentines day is coming up!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

sugar mouse posted:

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The worst offender here is the wide-open scissors.

Lemme just grab a spoon for y-AUUGHH :unsmigghh:

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

WITCHCRAFT posted:

The worst offender here is the wide-open scissorssteak knives jutting forward at different coordinates.

Lemme just grab a spoon for y-AUUGHH :unsmigghh:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


I insist on the original bike balls, built for rough riding

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Pastry of the Year posted:

I insist on the original bike balls, built for rough riding

Ask for it by name! Ask often, and ask loudly!

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
yo if somebody else paid for them id totally rock em on my bike

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 02:09 on Jan 14, 2021

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Dick Burglar posted:

yo if somebody else paid for them id totally rock em on my bike
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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Hirayuki posted:

US $1.30 35%OFF | Bicycle Light Bike Rear Taillight Riding LED Light Heart Ball Egg Safety Light Waterproof Light Lamp Cycling Lantern Flashlight
https://a.aliexpress.com/_mrGErGV

are you loving kidding me, RGB NUTTTZ

Lotron
Aug 15, 2006

Still clownin'

this only fulfills the G part of the AUG
therefore it is funny as hell and im gonna continue to laugh each time i see it

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DrOnline
Oct 21, 2007

I want to be grossed out but honestly it's brilliant.

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