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The burger king of kings
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Jan 11, 2021 14:56
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I've known chippies that would sell you something similar in a pizza box.
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Jan 11, 2021 14:56
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DrVenkman posted:Dope. if more churches had a sense of humor, people might show up
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Jan 11, 2021 15:06
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Who tf eats a side dish of whole green onions?
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Jan 11, 2021 15:26
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Green onions are good like that
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Jan 11, 2021 15:34
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Milo and POTUS posted:Green onions are good like that Aah gently caress all my life I thought "spring onion" just meant like, a regular onion, only it's small because it's so early in the year. It's a whole different vegetable  But yeah you can just dip them and scronch. It's kind of sweet.
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Jan 11, 2021 15:38
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English is stupid #24: Scallions, green onions, blooming onions and spring onions are all the same thing.
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Jan 11, 2021 16:26
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Outrail posted:English is stupid #24: Scallions, green onions, blooming onions and spring onions are all the same thing. Yeah. They're young onions that are harvested before the bulb begins to swell. The real mindfuck is that cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, kale, Brussels sprouts, collard greens, Savoy cabbage, kohlrabi, and gai lan are all the same plant, selectively bred to look different.
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Jan 11, 2021 16:39
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The Bloop posted:I can't even imagine a more calorically dense food Go to any state fair. They will deep fry you a whole stick of butter
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Jan 11, 2021 16:59
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I've heard of people trying deep fried haribo.
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Jan 11, 2021 17:16
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Dear Watson posted:Go to any state fair. They will deep fry you a whole stick of butter sure and shots of straight olive oil would be the highest but a stick of butter or a cup of oil don't really feel like food per se, just ingredients I would eat a fried butter stick though. Probably only once, but I would.
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Jan 11, 2021 17:19
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Outrail posted:English is stupid #24: Scallions, green onions, blooming onions and spring onions are all the same thing.  ???
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Jan 11, 2021 17:23
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goonfood tangent 2: tangent harder
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Jan 11, 2021 17:27
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The Bloop posted:sure and shots of straight olive oil would be the highest but a stick of butter or a cup of oil don't really feel like food per se, just ingredients Of course, that’s why I mentioned a fried stick of butter being more caloric dense food than fried pecan pie because it is prepared. It’s not a shot of oil, it is a prepared food for fine dining. Only the classiest of foods. Also you are braver than I am. I couldn’t bring myself to try it.
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Jan 11, 2021 17:37
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The Bloop posted:sure and shots of straight olive oil would be the highest but a stick of butter or a cup of oil don't really feel like food per se, just ingredients 50/50 fat/sugar is what apparently triggers positive human taste responses most effectively, and this can get more calories down that just straight fat or sugar - for example, cheesecake
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Jan 11, 2021 17:48
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Dear Watson posted:Go to any state fair. They will deep fry you a whole stick of butter There's show on Food Network called "Carnival Eats" and I get heartburn just watching a small segment of it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LRhYjQZYMg
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Jan 11, 2021 19:23
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Do other countries do an equivalent to the all American state fair? Or are we the only ones that celebrate prosperity with such a grotesque display of food abominations? Look at that mouthwatering tray of Krispy Kreme donuts hamburgers from an American state fair Lord Decimus Barnacle fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Jan 11, 2021 |
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Jan 11, 2021 19:57
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Dear Watson posted:Do other countries do an equivalent to the all American state fair? Most countries are just one state. (Market) fairs are common all over, and always have gross food.
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Jan 11, 2021 20:00
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A state fair is NOT a market Edit: it’s an experience
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Jan 11, 2021 20:01
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Dear Watson posted:A state fair is NOT a market Anything with loads of people selling things is a market. e: Wait, is the food free? BRB immigrating.
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Jan 11, 2021 20:03
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Like I’ve been to markets. It is objectively wrong to use such a simple term for a state fair. I honestly had never been to a state fair until I was almost thirty and by god, it’s like a portal from hell opened up in my city. Like is everything gross at your countries market? Like even I get gross just being there. You can’t actually buy any healthy food at one. It’s only gross foods. I’m sad that America doesn’t actually have American exceptionalism when it comes to these yearly celebrations. Lord Decimus Barnacle fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Jan 11, 2021 |
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Jan 11, 2021 20:06
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There are various big agriculture shows and fair type things in the UK. The Royal Welsh show, that sort of thing. A few days of farmers doing farmer things, animal competitions, food and drink stalls, inbred people (members of the royal family) wandering about.
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Jan 11, 2021 20:10
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I am now sad that other parts of the world have these. It seemed fitting to have them as punishment for us.
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Jan 11, 2021 20:12
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They're more likely to try and sell you artisanal cheese, single variety cider and handcrafted tchotchkes. Some people will undoubtedly be selling junk food of highly debatable provenance.
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Jan 11, 2021 20:23
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this is the americana thread, they're the same thing
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Jan 11, 2021 20:26
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best spicy pickles i ever had in my life was right next to a place selling bayonets, AK handguards and ww2 memorabilia in the adirondacks.
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Jan 11, 2021 20:28
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      Depending on the size/permanence of the fair, there is nearly always a ferris wheel of some type and maybe some ride a carnie put together yesterday that probably won't kill anyone 
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Jan 11, 2021 20:36
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Are fireman's carnivals A Thing? I always looked forward to them when I was a kid. It's basically a state fair type thing to raise money for the fire department (small town PA in this case). It was held the week of the 4th so the fireworks were part of the experience. The FD set up a big pavilion where they cooked so that sorta displaced most of the fair food.
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Jan 11, 2021 21:05
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Yeah a US state fair is nothing like a market or a standard agriculture show. That's an insane comparison. It's a crazy carnival with cows and pigs and deep fried absolutely everything. The more outrageous and unhealthy the more popular you'll be. And Styx, Great White, or other forgotten 80's bands will probably be playing on stage too.
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Jan 11, 2021 21:11
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I miss living in New England and going to the Big E : The Eastern States Exposition It is a SIX-STATE state fair and has a street of miniature versions of all six New England capitol buildings, with cool exhibits and signature food from each state  Go get a baked potato and a blueberry pie in Maine, and some clam cakes and Del's Lemonade in RI Great poo poo
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Jan 11, 2021 21:17
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State fairs are great places to go and marvel at pigs' huge balls in person.
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Jan 11, 2021 21:21
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I assume all british fairs are just like the fetes on midsomer murders
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Jan 11, 2021 21:22
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Associate Christ
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other people posted:I assume all british fairs are just like the fetes on midsomer murders Correct, but with only one or two murders.
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Jan 11, 2021 21:26
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How many people inject lead pellets into their puckins to cheat the weigh in?
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Jan 11, 2021 21:28
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This all just sounds like an American version of a market.Pennywise the Frown posted:Yeah the US is nothing like a country or a standard nation state. That's an insane comparison. Edit: /\ New tfr thread idea: what shotgun rounds can I buy to increase the weight of my pukins? Weka fucked around with this message at 21:33 on Jan 11, 2021 |
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Jan 11, 2021 21:30
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The Bloop posted:I miss living in New England and going to the Big E : The Eastern States Exposition The big e has all the individual elements of the agricultural fairs from across the US but it's so much more... Professional? You can definitely get all the grossest fair foods known to man but it feels like going to a major league sports game versus the county fairs little league
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Jan 11, 2021 21:31
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Weka posted:This all just sounds like an American version of a market. You should probably rename it then because a market is something very different. It's where you go to buy stuff. Like food. For your family. Not like, ferris wheels and heavy metal bands.
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Jan 11, 2021 21:36
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We're talking state fairs and no Mutton Bustin??! Throw a helmet on your kid then throw them on a sheep and let it ride!   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcqxb1bb5YE
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My cousin chased a baby cow and caught it when we were in Colorado once. I forgot why but it was a race with a bunch of kids. Who could catch the calf first.
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