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SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010

Internet Cliche posted:

Animal Crossing meets Cities: Skylines or SimCity. Basically an adorable city builder. So you would start in a forest and place residences, shop zones, production zones. Then as you progress in the game you can get new building types, new zones, and new ecosystems.

So you can end up with a coral reef ecosystem with shrimp people swimming around and a big hotel for visitors from the forest world, stuff like that. You could be Tom Nook basically and extort citizens to develop your city.

Multiplayer would be visiting other cities, trading resources, tourism.

We have the same idea and I love that :3:

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Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

TheAardvark posted:

i want this specifically for driving in vr. it would be incredible drunk

Oh man, drunk street racing my friends on my street would rule in VR.

It would also be nice for checking out places before I go there IRL.

GrouchoClub
Jan 10, 2021

I love being cool.

Workaday Wizard posted:

Porn games in the style of Nintendo 64-era tedious collectathon.

What about a sex edutainment game in that style? "Hey Diddy Kong, Put condoms on 100 bananas to advance to the next level!"

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
Mario but every time you stomp a goomba it plays kitten_stomp.mp4 in unskippable fullscreen at full volume.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
Typing tutor but the texts are from your crazy relatives’ facebook accounts.

nut
Jul 30, 2019

A typing game where the gamer learns how to effectively type. No time limits or template to type from but when the gamer makes an error a dashed red line appears under the misspelling

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

A "try not to cum" game but it's a battle royale. It would probably have VR support

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



bossy lady posted:

A "try not to cum" game but it's a battle royale. It would probably have VR support

Gonna speedrun it

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Tip posted:

Gonna speedrun it

awesome games cum quick

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
one of those super realistic tedious german work simulators, but for being the member of a local city council

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Rutibex posted:

one of those super realistic tedious german work simulators, but for being the member of a local city council

So papers please meets sim city?

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



untitled joose game

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

Achmed Jones posted:

untitled joose game

You wake up a week after the credits roll with no memory of ever having played it, and also there's a piano in your room that wasn't there before

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
A soulslike side scrolling beat em up.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Check The Barometer

A game where your job is to check the barometer and report the readout to anyone who asks. 12 maps, including a residential area, a ship and a lighthouse

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

A kart racing game featuring cute tiny versions of rappers from the 90s and early 2000s with large heads

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

A couple of serious ideas.

One where you start out godlike, mowing down enemies with ease but as the game goes on you have to switch to weaker and weaker armor as the one your using gets used up and you begin running out of ammunition until when you get near your goal you're nearly down to human status and the smallest enemy is now terrifying and you have to be smart about how you fight.

Also, a WWII shooter where the civilians are a factor and where you earn more points by getting the enemy to surrender rather than shoot them. With most shooters everything you see is a bad guy and it's point and shoot at the smallest movement. I want something where you need to think before you fire. Shoot too many civilians and they begin to help your enemy or they begin to actively shoot at you. Getting an enemy to retreat or surrender gains more points than just straight up shooting them and makes it more likely that they will surrender in the future. Just blast away and the enemy will fight ferociously.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
there should be a stardew valley mod where one of the farms you can choose is a lovely little apartment in the city and you have to grow everything on your balcony

that's a mod not a game though so i also want to play a game like civ except instead of a bunch of civilizations in a randomly generated world it's a bunch of different stores in a randomly generated mall

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

R.L. Stine posted:

there should be a stardew valley mod where one of the farms you can choose is a lovely little apartment in the city and you have to grow everything on your balcony

that's a mod not a game though so i also want to play a game like civ except instead of a bunch of civilizations in a randomly generated world it's a bunch of different stores in a randomly generated mall

As long as the leader representing the orange julius looks like Caesar, I’m in.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

The sequel to Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden since I already paid for it years ago.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Just to reiterate, Sacrifice 2

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy


:spooky:

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Darth Brooks posted:

A couple of serious ideas.

One where you start out godlike, mowing down enemies with ease but as the game goes on you have to switch to weaker and weaker armor as the one your using gets used up and you begin running out of ammunition until when you get near your goal you're nearly down to human status and the smallest enemy is now terrifying and you have to be smart about how you fight.

Also, a WWII shooter where the civilians are a factor and where you earn more points by getting the enemy to surrender rather than shoot them. With most shooters everything you see is a bad guy and it's point and shoot at the smallest movement. I want something where you need to think before you fire. Shoot too many civilians and they begin to help your enemy or they begin to actively shoot at you. Getting an enemy to retreat or surrender gains more points than just straight up shooting them and makes it more likely that they will surrender in the future. Just blast away and the enemy will fight ferociously.

I would play the gently caress out of this. You could easily fold in stuff like stealth or whatever GURPS-rear end poo poo if you wanted but the premise alone is dope.

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010
TikTok releases a dating sim written and produced by TikTok users

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.

Icochet posted:

Check The Barometer

A game where your job is to check the barometer and report the readout to anyone who asks. 12 maps, including a residential area, a ship and a lighthouse

a lighthouse keeper sim would be awesome

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Buttchocks posted:

a lighthouse keeper sim would be awesome

including a minigame where you have to keep from spilling yer beans

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost

exquisite tea posted:

My dream project: A procedural detective game but set in the Middle Ages, so your character uses deduction and inference, but also divination, alchemy, and knowledge of witchcraft.

It's not quite the same but you should totally check out Astrologaster, which has you as a Middle Ages quack doctor using alchemy and astronomy to "cure" your patients.

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

GTA but in (my city) everyone would love it

Jimmy Smuts
Aug 8, 2000

Frasier: The Game
I had a detailed dream about this like 15 years ago and it was a SNES sidescroller, and was a total licence cashgrab like that Home Improvement game. You could play as niles or frasier

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

rain dogs posted:

GTA but in (my city) everyone would love it

Yeah I could see some issues with going over to your neighbors in the game and irl and pop a few into their npc heads.

Otoh Tony hawks pro skater but in (my city) everyone would love it

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Jimmy Smuts posted:

Frasier: The Game
I had a detailed dream about this like 15 years ago and it was a SNES sidescroller, and was a total licence cashgrab like that Home Improvement game. You could play as niles or frasier

It should be like Burger Time but you're putting together tossed salads and scrambled eggs.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

When my brother was about 8 he drew a cover for made up Crash Bandicoot game called “Crash the Bash” and then a month or so later he saw Crash Bash on a store shelf and was so furious that Sony had stolen his idea that he wrote an angry letter to a PlayStation magazine telling them that they owed him money.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Buttchocks posted:

a lighthouse keeper sim would be awesome

Rotate the light with a joystick and watch the loneliness meter inevitably fill up. Press X to jump.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

A goddamned sequel or reboot of Rocket Jockey, holy poo poo, why hasn't this been done, aaaaaarrrrrgh!

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Darth Brooks posted:


One where you start out godlike, mowing down enemies with ease but as the game goes on you have to switch to weaker and weaker armor as the one your using gets used up and you begin running out of ammunition until when you get near your goal you're nearly down to human status and the smallest enemy is now terrifying and you have to be smart about how you fight.


Feeding off of this; an RPG or even a soulslike where you start off max level and as you progress you need to start removing levels and skills and perks from your character until at the end of the game in order to progress you need to have gotten good to the point where you make up for your comparative lack of character power through skill.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Internet Cliche posted:

Animal Crossing meets Cities: Skylines or SimCity. Basically an adorable city builder. So you would start in a forest and place residences, shop zones, production zones. Then as you progress in the game you can get new building types, new zones, and new ecosystems.

So you can end up with a coral reef ecosystem with shrimp people swimming around and a big hotel for visitors from the forest world, stuff like that. You could be Tom Nook basically and extort citizens to develop your city.

Multiplayer would be visiting other cities, trading resources, tourism.

I would play this until the end of my life cycle.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Think something along the dramatic lines of The Last of Us series but starring all the characters from Archie

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

R.L. Stine posted:

that's a mod not a game though so i also want to play a game like civ except instead of a bunch of civilizations in a randomly generated world it's a bunch of different stores in a randomly generated mall

this game has existed since the 80s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCy3hHCGpjA

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
Batman Arkham Asylum but you are a religious politician that got caught in a 30-man gay orgy and you have to defeat all witnesses before the media publishes the story.

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Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
A feeder harem sim.

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