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the mypillow ceo was at the white house today as a vanguard for the revolution apparently https://twitter.com/jabinbotsford/status/1350186100564905985 how deeply stupid this all is e: his notes say "martial law if necessary" if that's not clear
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Broken Machine posted:i think what i want most out of a biden / kamala presidency is for the us to no longer be the laughingstock it currently is 
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Babies Getting Rabies posted:full disclosure: it's not real, but it is very thread appropriate glad i saw this before i sent it to anyone out of context
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qirex posted:everyone who thinks successful business guys make good politicians has never spent any time around successful business guys
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this is a superior joke
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Apparently a lot of the vaccine logistics were modeled after and uses specialized equipment developed for the Dippin Dots distribution network. Dippin' Dots has a subsidiary that exists entirely to sell cold transport to other companies for things exactly like this. (And to pelletize things, apparently.)
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the NRA went bankrupt, lol
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TOOT BOOT posted:the NRA went bankrupt, lol I’m sure it’s some debt restructure bullshit so they can re-emerge leaner and shittier
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i read it was chapter 11. not sure what to infer from that, but i thought it was more drastic than chapter 13. idk. not a bankruptcy scientist
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i read a little bit about it and all i can tell is the horrible bastard wayne lapierre is relocating to texas to start over after being in "hostile" new york. snowflakes need their safe spaces.
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one of the funniest simpsons bits ever.
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President Beep posted:i read it was chapter 11. not sure what to infer from that, but i thought it was more drastic than chapter 13. idk. not a bankruptcy scientist 11 < 13 
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yeah, lower number means less good
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Roosevelt posted:i read a little bit about it and all i can tell is the horrible bastard wayne lapierre is relocating to texas to start over after being in "hostile" new york. snowflakes need their safe spaces. Apparently the AG is working to block the move. https://twitter.com/NewYorkStateAG/status/1350199191440674816?s=20
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they're moving to texas and declaring bankruptcy to limit their legal liability; a bunch of people are suing them right now for various reasons
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echinopsis posted:this is a superior joke my bitter bi rival posted:one of the funniest simpsons bits ever.
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i do know it's funnier than sneeds feed and seed
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One of life's small treasures is my ability to call up a Simpson's quote at a moment's notice and make my dad chuckle because we weren't allowed to watch it growing up but he would sneak in shows when my mom had to work late and it was in syndication.
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raminasi posted:Dippin' Dots has a subsidiary that exists entirely to sell cold transport to other companies for things exactly like this. (And to pelletize things, apparently.) now this is the cyberpunk future I signed up for
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So how much longer until boomerbook "discovers" that bill gates is a major stakeholder in dippin dots through a shadowy chain of custody?
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when i hear dippin dots i think of the greatest call in wrestling history https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1187898830819336192?s=20
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i think of sean spicer's war on the dipping dots because i am a broken man
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i will not explain the simpsons shitpost because it will murder the joke for all. maybe next time posting pals
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i think krudler is the best simpsons joke iff you had already put 2 and 2 together and got misty by the time they got to the punchline
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jesus WEP posted:i think krudler is the best simpsons joke iff you had already put 2 and 2 together and got misty by the time they got to the punchline
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hahahahaha i just saw an ad for The Line on eurosport hahahahaha
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my number favorite i think will always be “marge, is lisa at camp grenada?”
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wait, are talking actual simpson jokes or weird internet memes?
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President Beep posted:wait, are talking actual simpson jokes or weird internet memes?
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bump_fn posted:hahahahaha i just saw an ad for The Line on eurosport hahahahaha the "let's build shiny crap until people forget we're murderous crooks" technique worked for western europe and the us in the long run
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the feds finally arrested baked alaska
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PIZZA.BAT posted:the feds finally arrested baked alaska Probably were waiting for him to be covid negative.
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SYSV Fanfic posted:Probably were waiting for him to be covid negative. lol if he squealed and thought he was good when this is all it was
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PIZZA.BAT posted:also lolling at all the idiots getting picked up by the feds and falling for the most basic poo poo. those have to be the easiest interrogations of their careers think about someone whose entire mental model of law enforcement is decades of watching cop tv shows all of the sudden encountering angry feds. they have no chance
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