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Darren Ferguson being brought up in the Prem thread made me remember the time his dad recalled three of the loanees he'd sent to Preston, hours after the news broke that they'd sacked his useless son When you remember a funny football thing that happened, post it in here. Maybe you're in the supermarket buying a cabbage and you remember Steve Bruce getting a cabbage thrown at him, and this world class quote: quote:“It was really heavy. When it hit the floor you felt the thud. Had it hit him on the head, or me on the head, it would have done some damage.
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steve bruce being asked about and talking about his massive loving head in a post match press conference after fans were chanting about it
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Every time I see someone pulled over in their car I think of the time that M’baye Niang got stopped by the cops in Milano while driving without a license, and he pretended to be his teammate Bakaye Traore to try to get out of it. It didn’t work.
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balotelli just driving into a womens prison
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the babelcopter charles insomnia jermaine pennant forgot his porsche at a spanish train station and so it just sat there for like years
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part time car salesman, kolo toure
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yaya toure wanting to leave man city because his birthday cake wasn't good enough
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Ross Mccormack missing a Villa training session because his electric gates were broken. Steve Bruce asked if he, a professional athlete, couldn't just climb over them. He said no
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This is a very good thread idea, op. Part of the reason I love this dumb sport is the insanely bad decisions made by virtually everyone involved so a partial list off the top of my head:
I’m sure I can recall loads more since my brain exclusively holds useless info like this instead of my children’s birthdays.
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the san siro scooter
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a bird making GBS threads in ashley youngs mouth
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stay dench or get frimponged
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crouchie's having his nachos
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I can't remember when or where it happened (Anfield?) but there was a time when some player went flying over the ad hoarding into the front row, and an old man sitting there just has a pleasant chuckle and pulls out his camera to snap some photos of the player lying there. That always makes me lol. E: oh wait here it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3eywSO-_0w
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There's a whole genre of food-related ones: - Crouchie having his nachos - Giroud Twix in the bum - Pizzagate in the tunnel - Dodgy food for Spurs's team before last game of the season - Rooney's diet in general, plus a pack of fags - Fat Sam and his pint of wine e: drat you, vyelkin
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Socrates being told by his doctor that he'd have to give up smoking to keep playing football so he immediately gave up football. Also Socrates turning out for Garforth Town aged 50
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sticksy posted:There's a whole genre of food-related ones: 
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watching fulham, so naturally I’m thinking about the cursed michael jackson statue (which apparently now resides in the National Football Museum for some reason)
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quote:Quizzed about his disciplinary record throughout his playing days, Terry was asked to repeat evidence that he had been sent off four times in his career. “Can you say, please, four times?” asked his QC, George Carter-Stephenson. “Please, please, please, please,” Terry responded.
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trem_two posted:I can't remember when or where it happened (Anfield?) but there was a time when some player went flying over the ad hoarding into the front row, and an old man sitting there just has a pleasant chuckle and pulls out his camera to snap some photos of the player lying there. That always makes me lol. Found it! 
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Thank you, that's what I immediately thought of but I couldn't find it to save my life  Class. 
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Sky Sports reporter getting slapped by a dildo on transfer deadline day. Patrice Evra deepthroating raw chicken .
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newcastle supporter celebrating a goal by gettting his dick out and spinning it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSZyWIZxwyI
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Galatasaray drove a tractor all over their half of the pitch before an abandoned CL match against Juve was resumed, which made it impossible for Juve to actually attack at all, and Juve ended up getting knocked out of the CL as a result. Which was NOT FUNNY!!! at the time but now is because lol Conte. 
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Jan 16, 2021 21:04
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Mexes as a professional footballer is hilarious. If anyone has the Icardi dressed as an American pilgrim pic that is also very funny
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Jan 16, 2021 21:13
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"What does the Gaffer call you?" "Carl Cort"
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Gigi Galli posted:Mexes as a professional footballer is hilarious.  Also, the entire Icardi/Wanda/Maxi situation https://twitter.com/CursedFootball/status/1349362385379852288
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A bird poo poo in Ashley Cole's mouth Gary Lineker poo poo his pants in the middle of a match
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vyelkin posted:A bird poo poo in Ashley Cole's mouth Wasn't it Ashley Young?
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Oh poo poo yeah I was thinking Ashley Young and wrote Ashley Cole by mistake
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Jan 16, 2021 21:45
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vyelkin posted:Oh poo poo yeah I was thinking Ashley Young and wrote Ashley Cole by mistake It's ok Mr Robson
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My nerdy friend, aged 15, getting pushed over the wall* onto the pitch by a celebrating crowd** after we scored in the 92nd minute to go through to the next round of the FA Trophy, coming from 2-0 down to win 3-2 against a higher league team. Security thought he was starting a pitch invasion and rushed over to fight him off *the wall was 2ft tall ** all 25 of us
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Pascal Nouma "a private moment of joy" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaPx_YrAE2Y He got his contract cancelled and effectively retired after this.
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eternally, big dave whelan holding a press conference to try and get malky mackay out of trouble for doing a racism, where he announced that actually it was ok because jews really do love money
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