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 Someone Professor Shark fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Jan 17, 2021 |
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Jan 17, 2021 01:52
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he looks like he's part manatee i support his vendetta
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Jan 17, 2021 01:54
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what a fantastic display of humanatee
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Jan 17, 2021 02:16
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Good
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Jan 17, 2021 02:16
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Professor Shark posted:
Didn't kill it, basically just scraped off the algae buildup on it's back, but still highly illegal and loving abhorrent as well.
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Jan 17, 2021 02:19
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we all want to own trump for being fat and wet but there's no need to resort to animal abuse to do it
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Jan 17, 2021 02:22
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Between Florida Man cutting them up with boat propellers and now this, manatees can never catch a break. Dave Bautista loving owns.
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Jan 17, 2021 02:37
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Just FYI, the manatee wasn't killed or even injured. Someone just scraped the algae and crud off its back. Still reprehensible but the poor critter is fine (although probably embarrassed). Someone posted a link yesterday in the TrumpLOL thread.
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Jan 17, 2021 03:20
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free hubcaps posted:what a fantastic display of humanatee 
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Jan 17, 2021 03:24
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I told mr Bautista that Trump is the name of Donald J Trump who can be found at the White House and the guy hasn’t coughed up the 20000 yet so he’s full of poo poo
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Jan 17, 2021 03:27
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Maybe I'm reading it wrong but its pretty awful that he killed a manatee and wrote "TRUMP" on it.
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Jan 17, 2021 04:03
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free hubcaps posted:what a fantastic display of humanatee
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Jan 17, 2021 04:05
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Sorry guys, the video made it look like it was a dead animal and I just assumed, I'll edit the op
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Jan 17, 2021 04:06
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Nice of Dave to offer some of his steroid budget.
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Jan 17, 2021 04:35
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Professor Shark posted:Sorry guys, the video made it look like it was a dead animal and I just assumed, I'll edit the op You don't really have to try hard to catch one. They're giant sentient loaves of bread that live in the sea. They're super friendly, endangered and loved by Floridians. That said, you can get in serious trouble for even mildly annoying one: https://newsfeed.time.com/2012/11/25/florida-woman-arrested-for-riding-a-manatee/ quote:(It is) unlawful for “any person at any time, by any means, or in any manner intentionally or negligently to annoy, molest, harass, or disturb or attempt to molest, harass, or disturb” (manatees) quote:The maximum penalty for this type of infraction is a $500 fine and up to six months in jail The above penalty was for woman who played with one and hitched a ride on its back. What the chud did was much worse and probably comes with stiffer penalties. Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Jan 17, 2021 |
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Jan 17, 2021 04:36
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I would love to swim with manatees but I would never try to ride one 
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Jan 17, 2021 04:47
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Brb just writing trump on 10 manatees, turning myself in, and collecting $200,000 and pay the $500 fine.
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Jan 17, 2021 04:58
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Who What Now posted:I would love to swim with manatees but I would never try to ride one I take this opportunity to declare I have, on many an occasion, ridden thy mother with pleasure in a carnal fashion, and to my recollection she displays characteristics similar to a manatee, and I find this most remarkable
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Jan 17, 2021 18:07
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:I take this opportunity to declare I have, on many an occasion, ridden thy mother with pleasure in a carnal fashion, and to my recollection she displays characteristics similar to a manatee, and I find this most remarkable She had an arse full of farts that night and I hosed them all out of her.
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Jan 17, 2021 18:26
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Frank Frank posted:You don't really have to try hard to catch one. They're giant sentient loaves of bread that live in the sea. They're super friendly, endangered and loved by Floridians. Manatees can not read.
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Jan 20, 2021 19:07
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:I take this opportunity to declare I have, on many an occasion, ridden thy mother with pleasure in a carnal fashion, and to my recollection she displays characteristics similar to a manatee, and I find this most remarkable Sex with my mom is a major self-own lol
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Jan 20, 2021 19:19
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I know the word "molest" also got thrown in Alabama's legislation regarding deer but I am also for lack of a better term enlightened to see it has gotten around to Florida and manatees.
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Jan 20, 2021 19:19
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It was me, 20k please
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Jan 20, 2021 20:07
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I'm not on twitter but would appreciate if someone could @ Mr. Bautista on my behalf
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Jan 20, 2021 20:08
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I once had tell me about a guy we knew who had married an extremely large and unattractive woman and he said “She’s like a manatee dude, propeller scars and everything”
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Jan 20, 2021 20:18
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STABASS posted:It was me, 20k please Gunna need it for the hospital visit/funeral ya rear end in a top hat.
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Jan 20, 2021 20:25
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Noblesse Obliged posted:I told mr Bautista that Trump is the name of Donald J Trump who can be found at the White House and the guy hasn’t coughed up the 20000 yet so he’s full of poo poo Apparently that Trump guy heard about this and ran off, some other guy's living there now.
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Jan 20, 2021 20:32
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What if your lazily laying on your stomach on a boat and have your hand dangling overboard and this manatee just leisurely swims under your hand in super slow motion and you just for kicks using the inside of your finger (not the nail) to gently write Turmp. Is that bad?
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Jan 20, 2021 20:50
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Actually scraping the algae off a manatee is extremely harmful to the animal since doing so leaves its skin exposed to infection or sunburn so whoever did it is a loving rear end in a top hat and I hope Dave catches them and flays “BIDEN” into their back.
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Jan 21, 2021 02:31
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:She had an arse full of farts that night and I hosed them all out of her. 
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Jan 21, 2021 03:16
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Actually scraping the algae off a manatee is extremely harmful to the animal since doing so leaves its skin exposed to infection or sunburn so whoever did it is a loving rear end in a top hat and I hope Dave catches them and flays “BIDEN” into their back. Can we give this dude an algae transplant? Could I use this technology to write messages on manatees and help them at the same time?
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Jan 21, 2021 04:35
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Frank Frank posted:You don't really have to try hard to catch one. They're giant sentient loaves of bread that live in the sea. They're super friendly, endangered and loved by Floridians. How do these things even survive in the wild? Is there nothing big enough to eat them?
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Jan 21, 2021 14:27
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Sucrose posted:How do these things even survive in the wild? Is there nothing big enough to eat them? Nothing big enough that would think it worth the trouble. They're mostly fat. I mean they're all fat. They are all mostly made of fat and travel in fat little groups with their fat little calves in the middle of a fat circle. Sometimes they enjoy warming their fat in power plant outflow, in which case they form a solid layer of fat from one bank to the other. I think it survives by being completely benign and looking doofy as all hell. The worst the animal can do to anything is smother it or maaaaybe smack a very slow and very stupid creature with it's tail.
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Jan 21, 2021 15:56
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Maybe that is what the manatee wanted?
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Jan 21, 2021 18:50
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I think I saw that very manatee in the shameful attack on the Senate building!
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Jan 21, 2021 18:53
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:She had an arse full of farts that night and I hosed them all out of her. 
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Jan 21, 2021 19:01
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they also poo poo constantly and it's really gross
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Jan 21, 2021 19:08
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feelix posted:they also poo poo constantly and it's really gross So do you and we still let you post 
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Jan 21, 2021 19:15
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