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How do you even poo poo right in a prone position? Unless you have the runs I guess. Why not just wear a loving adult diaper? What is the point? Wait a sec. Do you acutally sit on the pan, or do you just tuck it under your rear end? If so, why
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you put them under/nearby your bed and when you have to poo poo or piss during the night you squat over it. you don't sleep on it and piss and poo poo on it e: i am thinking of a chamber pot, nevermind
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Jan 18, 2021 05:28
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They are for cooking breakfast in bed.
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Jan 18, 2021 05:33
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Come on OP. You can poo poo in a bed pan and put it on the floor. If you wear a diaper you gotta sleep in your own poo poo until the nurse changes you.
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Jan 18, 2021 05:34
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It's for people to take a dump without leaving the bed. They roll over, the bedpan is put under their rear end, they roll onto it, poo poo, and then pour in some m ilk and eat it with a spoon.
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Jan 18, 2021 05:35
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op it's purpose is to receive the poo poo spray of those who are so broken they cant get up to use the bathroom so basically it's much like GBS and your posting
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Jan 18, 2021 05:35
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piss e: also poo poo source: my roommate at the hospital for the last three days of 2020 freemandela fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Jan 18, 2021 |
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Jan 18, 2021 05:35
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Sometimes you just wanna eat a whole box of cereal and a half gallon of milk at once and can’t be arsed to refill a regular bowl. 
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Jan 18, 2021 05:40
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Hilario Baldness posted:It's for people to take a dump without leaving the bed. They roll over, the bedpan is put under their rear end, they roll onto it, poo poo, and then pour in some m ilk and eat it with a spoon. Aw poo poo. 
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Jan 18, 2021 05:41
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When you're in the hospital and a simpleton keeps giving you ice cream but you don't want it you put it in the bed pan
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Jan 18, 2021 05:43
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if you have to poo poo and dont want to get out of bed you can poo poo in bed and then place the turds into the bedpan. its not rocket science.
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Jan 18, 2021 05:49
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:if you have to poo poo and dont want to get out of bed you can poo poo in bed and then place the turds into the bedpan. its not rocket science. otoh, liquid funk
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Jan 18, 2021 05:55
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:if you have to poo poo and dont want to get out of bed you can poo poo in bed and then place the turds into the bedpan. its not rocket science. Lol what if you slide it under the bed and forget it’s there for like a whole day when you go to your job as a rocket scientist? 
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Jan 18, 2021 06:05
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I thought this sounded like something only sick fucks are into but I looked it up and it seems like sometimes people can't get out of bed and need help for everything, it's called "bedridden" and often a nurse or similar will have to help them piss or poo poo! That's hosed up, I hope it never happens to me or anyone I know.
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Jan 18, 2021 06:28
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It's for you're posts op boom roasted
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Jan 18, 2021 06:42
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Lol what if you slide it under the bed and forget it’s there for like a whole day when you go to your job as a rocket scientist? You'll be a stinky rocket scientist
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Jan 18, 2021 06:46
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They're for making pancakes in bed.
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Jan 18, 2021 07:23
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Because when you're in a spot that you need to use one you won't ask this loving question. I have not had to, but I feel bad for the nurse that will have to deal with it when it happens. Edit: Or because I know you're American you'll just die like the rest of us. Fartington Butts fucked around with this message at 08:00 on Jan 18, 2021 |
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Jan 18, 2021 07:57
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Nobody in nursing homes wears diapers. We had the residents using incontinence pads because diaper rash can kill you when you're 100 and the incontinence pads are super easy to swap out. Which a supreme kindness when you've got to do rounds for 40 people by yourself every 2 hours because a skeleton crew in medicine is a fantastic idea. Also even if you're 100, bedridden and senile as gently caress, if you can still control your bowels then you will refuse to poo poo yourself. It's kinda amazing.
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Jan 18, 2021 08:32
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Its so the maid can sort your leavings in the morning before bagging them.
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Jan 18, 2021 08:43
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How depressing and pathetic end of life is. Good stuff to look forward to 
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Jan 18, 2021 08:46
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i poo poo off the side of my bed , and i have a towel tucked into the mattress that gently guides the poo poo down, like a slide, toward a hole in the floor and down some special pipes into a lazy river that carries it directly into where the internet line connects to my house
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Jan 18, 2021 08:58
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Don't worry OP. Youtube has you covered. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUdMkgvsqt4&t=93s
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Jan 18, 2021 09:00
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They're small washing stations for infants.
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Jan 18, 2021 09:01
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There's no way I could pee let alone poo poo in a bedpan without overflowing it to a terrible degree and I know most adults have to be the same way, bed pans look like a big spoon to bounce your waste even further over the mattress & sheets
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Jan 18, 2021 09:03
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shidding and pissen op
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Jan 18, 2021 09:56
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:Don't worry OP. Youtube has you covered. Worst sketch I've ever seen, didn't even smile.
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Jan 18, 2021 11:10
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Pawn 17 posted:They are for cooking breakfast in bed. You idiot. They are for cooking beds. It’s right in the name!
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Jan 18, 2021 11:22
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When you desperately need to bake at night and don't want to disturb others you keep the pan in your bed you fricken idiot
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Jan 18, 2021 12:47
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It’s for when you can’t be bothered to get up in the night for a poo poo and you’ve decided that sleeping with a lovely rear end and the stench of poo poo filling the air is the lesser of two evils
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Jan 18, 2021 15:46
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:Don't worry OP. Youtube has you covered. Do you like hot fudge sundaes? 
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Jan 18, 2021 16:10
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if you're lucky you can get some help sitting onto a commode toilet and have a seated poop. diapers are most popular in labor and delivery for moms.
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Jan 18, 2021 16:38
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Cathederize my rear end with a shopvac hose and just leave it running, it's fine, maybe put some noise cancelling headphones on me.
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Jan 18, 2021 16:56
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Chamber pots and bed pans allow you to cook from the bedroom.
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Jan 18, 2021 17:03
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Bedpan is a type of comedy in which you maintain a stoic composure while you say or do something funny.
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What if you fill it up?
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Jan 18, 2021 18:00
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The nurse takes it away
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Where does the nurse take it?
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Where does the nurse take it? To your family to bury of scatter.
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Where does the nurse take it? Thats personal
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