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quote:This log is many centuries years old. But it’s a log with a difference. The Lloyds Bank Coprolite has had an interesting journey through time, even if its origins are far from palatable. Via https://www.thevintagenews.com/2019/10/02/lloyds-bank-coprolite/
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Okay which one of you is leaving poops ??
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 14:49 |
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Post delivers what title promises, thanks I guess? It's deffo impressive
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 14:50 |
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Also kudos to the woman who produced the longest human turd ever recorded, at more than 7 meters lengths, for science. Look how proud she is!
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 14:51 |
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as far as we know, a viking could easily fit that size object in his rear end
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 14:54 |
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Lord Stimperor posted:Also kudos to the woman who produced the longest human turd ever recorded, at more than 7 meters lengths, for science. This is the best loss edit yet
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 14:56 |
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without scale i have no idea if that turd is enormous or not op
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 14:56 |
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Has anybody taken a poo so big they died
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 15:15 |
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Les Os posted:Has anybody taken a poo so big they died iirc the Mutter Museum has the preserved distended intestine of somebody who died of literally too much poop that wouldn’t come out, but that’s really more dying from the poo *not* taken so dunno exactly how helpful I’ve been e: it’s somewhat on topic, too, b/c as huge dooks go, the one that happened in that length of intestine was probably a historical all-timer SatansOnion fucked around with this message at 15:33 on Jan 18, 2021 |
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Les Os posted:Has anybody taken a poo so big they died Possibly. Did your mother die during childbirth?
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 15:31 |
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That viking was an enormous loser, I'm glad he's dead.
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 15:33 |
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You're just jealous because you aren't famous for your poop
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 15:34 |
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Lord Stimperor posted:You're just jealous because you aren't famous for your poop The viking sucked my rear end in a top hat dry I will never forgive him.
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 15:35 |
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Where do you think he got all the poo poo from, he didn't make it all himself.
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 15:35 |
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thanks for the image of a huge poo poo, op, that is displaying on my monitor, that is currently powered on
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 15:36 |
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Truly a shitpost worthy of its name.
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 15:43 |
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hemale in pain posted:without scale i have no idea if that turd is enormous or not op Can someone hold up a Bad Dragon Horse Dildo next to it so I can tell if it would fit in my rear end?
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 15:44 |
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I'm lmao picturing some junior archeologist working on a dig site, slowly brushing away dirt. Oh, here's something! Keeps brushing... What, oh god its an old turd, gross. Senior archeologist runs over, AMAZING! We have to preserve that! Junior: WTF dude?
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 15:54 |
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Queuing up and paying good money to have a look at a thousand year old turd
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 15:54 |
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Indiana Jones running away from the bad guys holding a turd in his hands “It belongs in a museum!”
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 15:58 |
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Chrs posted:Indiana Jones running away from the bad guys holding a turd in his hands “It belongs in my rear end!”
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 16:01 |
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:“It belongs in my rear end!” lmao
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 16:02 |
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Theres a lot of good stuff in British museums. At Cheddar Gorge Museum of Prehistory they’ve got a collection of cave man dildos.
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 16:03 |
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Chrs posted:Theres a lot of good stuff in British museums. At Cheddar Gorge Museum of Prehistory they’ve got a collection of cave man dildos. Cave women make do
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 16:08 |
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Yeah it wasn’t very inclusive back then I guess
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 16:09 |
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Chrs posted:Theres a lot of good stuff in British museums. At Cheddar Gorge Museum of Prehistory they’ve got a collection of cave man dildos. *Flintstones camera pan to a flamingo* “It’s a living!”
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 16:16 |
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All i see is your post op idgi
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 16:19 |
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Internetjack posted:I'm lmao picturing some junior archeologist working on a dig site, slowly brushing away dirt. fun thing watching Time Team, when they excavate an old latrine pit they often mention they can be sure what it was because it still smells like poo poo after a thousand years
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 16:24 |
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Klyith posted:fun thing watching Time Team, when they excavate an old latrine pit they often mention they can be sure what it was because it still smells like poo poo after a thousand years I lust to smell another man's 2k year old poo poo, like every year of ancient poo poo is a new Madden release you gotta smell each one to be able to delineate all the improvements across the series.
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 16:25 |
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:“It belongs in my rear end!” turds don't belong in asses dude. that's why they tend to emerge, and if they don't, will kill you
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 16:30 |
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If you vaso-lube the ancient rear end-slab and schlorp that poo poo back into your gaping bungus you will relive the memories of the Viking screaming making GBS threads long-style in a field and going full on Jordon Peterson on a raw beef buffet straight fillt with tripe and assorted offal - no greens. The memory then stretches back like liminal taffy to when the mans was slobbering all over knobs at the communal sex-designated longhouse.
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 16:33 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:turds don't belong in asses dude. that's why they tend to emerge, and if they don't, will kill you
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 16:33 |
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That's when you know it's your ancestor Assassin's Creed was made by braindamaged people in reality we just use poo poo to access our genetic memory via fecal transplant.
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 16:34 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:If you vaso-lube the ancient rear end-slab and schlorp that poo poo back into your gaping bungus you will relive the memories of the Viking screaming making GBS threads long-style in a field and going full on Jordon Peterson on a raw beef buffet straight fillt with tripe and assorted offal - no greens. The memory then stretches back like liminal taffy to when the mans was slobbering all over knobs at the communal sex-designated longhouse. i don't think so, Tim
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 16:35 |
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They're playing Kendrick Lamar in the longhouse.
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 16:35 |
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Lord Stimperor posted:Also kudos to the woman who produced the longest human turd ever recorded, at more than 7 meters lengths, for science. It's a fake! https://www.villagevoice.com/1998/12/08/lets-make-an-ordeal/
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 16:52 |
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Say what you will about Marina Abramović, but if she were going to make a performance piece about a 7 meter poo poo, she would have *really* taken a 7 meter poo poo.
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 18:34 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHqgY2XfY-Q
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 18:45 |
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Next you're telling me there aren't any hot singles in my area
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 18:53 |
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Lord Stimperor posted:Next you're telling me there aren't any hot singles in my area There are plenty of hot singles in your area but no one weird trick for you to meet any of them.
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