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canqued posted:@2:00 I've never seen the Harold Potter films since I was just slightly too old when the first book came out and I was terribly confused why they had them doing orgasm sighs followed by a butt shot.
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The french school specializes in pussy magic shooting butterflies out of there is the cleanest thing they got
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Shinjobi posted:Fantastic Beasts 2 was so bad I had a great time lol I have never watched a HP film or read a HP book but I watched Fantastic Beasts 1 and it was OK, being about 90% beasts and 10% HP-world backplot. I watched FB2 and those stats more or less flipped and I was left uh what the gently caress~ing NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Jan 18, 2021 |
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Jan 18, 2021 19:31
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I might be remembering wrong but wasn't the Slavic / Russian school was also poor wizards went or something like that?
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priznat posted:The french school specializes in pussy magic shooting butterflies out of there is the cleanest thing they got So they magic their fluids like other wizards magic their poo poo because they can't figure out plumbing?
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Bene Gesserit of the Potterverse.
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Goblet of Fire is a shockingly bad film, it's shot like bad TV. It's especially bad when you watch it straight after Akzaban, which is a legit good film and looks amazing. lol. Just a total lack of craftsmanship outing The Pedo Gaze. "Set up a POV shot? gently caress that. Just ADR one of the nerds saying 'oi wot a pooper' or something."
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I could not remember what fat guy or crazy girl did in fantastic beasts 1 and could not care less what happened to them in fb2. Honestly I barely remembered anything about fb1 except every scene had a ton of lovely looking cg creatures cluttering up the frame. fb2 had a sexy Nagini, right?
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FB1 had the scene where Colin Farrel turned into Johnny Depp and the entire cinema groaned and another scene where Eddie Redmayne tried to gently caress a rhino.
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Also how did the fellas not all ask to be transferred to the French school after that? I've never seen either Fantastic Beasts films but I watched a video on the second one and it was another "how the hell did this get made" situation. Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Jan 18, 2021 |
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canqued posted:lol. Just a total lack of craftsmanship outing The Pedo Gaze. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2xvGV7k1sw
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Jan 18, 2021 19:52
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I've only seen the HP movies via Riffttax, but I I'll take people who identify via their "house" any day over Twilight diehards.
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I burst out laughing in Fantastic Beasts 2 when Zoe Kravitz talked about how she swapped out her baby Dumbledore brother for another baby on the Titanic right before the iceberg collision and then Dan Fogler walked into the frame, said nothing, opened a door and suddenly they were at Wizard Nazi Nuremberg.
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FB2 has one of the worst-written screenplays ever, it's a stinker.
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the fact that they go out of their way to make sure we all know that the holocaust happened in harry potter world, and that the only wizard who was interested in preventing it was evil and wanted to do so as a whataboutism excuse to exterminate all humans and not for any moral reason is incredible
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Paper Lion posted:the fact that they go out of their way to make sure we all know that the holocaust happened in harry potter world, and that the only wizard who was interested in preventing it was evil and wanted to do so as a whataboutism excuse to exterminate all humans and not for any moral reason is incredible At some point one of these bullshit fictional universes needs to go all-in on alt-history and have like Professor McGonagall (sp?) and her army of giant stone knights just carving up Nazis left and right or what the gently caress ever Edit: transformers at least had secret agent bumblebee
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the Minions in Despicable Me were frozen in ice during the holocaust, just in case anyone was wondering
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Speaking of Alan Rickman, I watched his directoral debut (?) called A Little Chaos where he plays Lois IVX and wants a fuckin garden. It's a nice, chill moopie if you feel the Marvel/ Star Wars / Star Trek fatigue. I think Kate Winslet is badly casted in this one but it's about gardens, flowers and Alan Rickman playing a French King to the EXTREME. I watched it in 2014 in a movie festival but I don't think it had a really wide release. Galewolf fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Jan 18, 2021 |
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Seriously if you want to watch a good moopie, HBO Max is removing Before Sunrise and Before Sunset at the end of the month so you’d better watch them as a palate cleanser before Justice League The FOUR HOUR Snyder cut that you’re all gonna watch Day 1 comes out
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its all nice on rice posted:I've only seen the HP movies via Riffttax, but I I'll take people who identify via their "house" any day over Twilight diehards. I don't think there are any Twilight diehards anymore, and even back in the day Twilight diehards were mostly teen girls so it's probably for the best that you weren't taking them
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Arcsquad12 posted:So im two episodes into Chernobyl and this is really good TV. The gear switch from the first episode to the second was surprising but I'm digging it. Boris is awesome. He goes through your typical "movie bureaucrat who refuses to see the truth until it's too late" song and dance in half an hour and now seems fully on board with following the safety measures. He's a pretty sly character and I want to see more people underestimate him so he can clown on their asses. I love the Valery Legasov / Boris Shcherbina power pair. Boris like just about everyone suffered a level of disbelief but unlike others he was inquisitive from the start yet distrustful due to the Soviet system he knew too well. Boris was also great for the writers/ audience as he would ask the science questions for Valery to answer.
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hell yeah https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1351235651992215557?s=20
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I am playing Justice League RLM commentary track in preparation of TEH SNEYDA CUT.
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Arcsquad12 posted:So im two episodes into Chernobyl and this is really good TV. The gear switch from the first episode to the second was surprising but I'm digging it. Boris is awesome. He goes through your typical "movie bureaucrat who refuses to see the truth until it's too late" song and dance in half an hour and now seems fully on board with following the safety measures. He's a pretty sly character and I want to see more people underestimate him so he can clown on their asses. oh just a heads up but whenever the plotline about the ukranian rando who gets drafted and paired with afghan veterans shows up, it will probably upset you
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hard counter posted:listen, it's never wrong to kill a t-rex or an atlantean demi-god She literally made t-rexs and atlantean demi-gods extinct!
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Quantum of Phallus posted:FB1 had the scene where Colin Farrel turned into Johnny Depp and the entire cinema groaned and another scene where Eddie Redmayne tried to gently caress a rhino. I also had a theater where everyone groaned when Farrrl became Depp. Farrel was great! He could have just been Grindelwald, no reason to put Depp there. I knew right there that the sequel would be bad so I didn't see it. I still think it's funny that Harry Potter got so bad that the play Rowling wrote involves Draco being cuckolded by a time traveling Voldemort and the movies ended up with secret dumbledore brother.
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I read that play and while I know that’s not a fair way to judge something meant to be seen performed on stage, it was very very bad.
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PringleCreamEgg posted:I also had a theater where everyone groaned when Farrrl became Depp. Farrel was great! He could have just been Grindelwald, no reason to put Depp there. I knew right there that the sequel would be bad so I didn't see it. Secret Dumble brother who was swapped with another baby on the Titanic
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I just noticed bandcamp.com has a lot of commentary tracks from people I have never heard of, do any of them make funny commentaries?
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I kinda liked the 1920s aesthetic combined with silly children magicks in the Fantastic Beasts but that's it. Second moopie is a disaster to watch.
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Harry Potter was a good series of children's books that started to fall apart when they attempted to mature with their audience, because Rowling can't write teen/adult fiction for poo poo I read a ton of books as a kid/teenager and the first four HP books stand out as some of the best, while the last...four? Five? I can barely remember.
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58 min into the commentary Jay: "...they eventually released the Assembly Cut of the Alien 3. So it's possibly in like 20 years? You may get something close to the resemble the Snydar version?" L O L
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abigserve posted:Harry Potter was a good series of children's books that started to fall apart when they attempted to mature with their audience, because Rowling can't write teen/adult fiction for poo poo Ain't that the truth. Her adult mystery novels have gone full transphobia with an MTF killer who assaults people in bathrooms.
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Arcsquad12 posted:Ain't that the truth. Her adult mystery novels have gone full transphobia with an MTF killer who assaults people in bathrooms. What the gently caress?
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"i need an editor," Harry bellowed in a bellowing voice,
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mallratcal posted:What the gently caress?
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Father Wendigo posted:Things have been going downhill quite fast ever since she declared that wizards regularly poo poo their pants and magic the pantload away. smallest domino labeled “dumbledore was gay” largest domino labeled “transphobia entrenches itself somehow even deeper into british society”
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Taintrunner posted:At some point one of these bullshit fictional universes needs to go all-in on alt-history and have like Professor McGonagall (sp?) and her army of giant stone knights just carving up Nazis left and right or what the gently caress ever Professor McGonagall is the best friend of Dumbledore, the chief architect and intellectual father of the Holocaust.
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mallratcal posted:What the gently caress? yeah for some reason a lot of British liberals loving hate trans people.
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