Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

God it's loving delicious. It's the caviar of phrases to say to someone whom you would like to "listen here." Just loving say it to someone today. It'll make you feel eight times better than you do right now.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Asshole Rose
Dec 28, 2017
:madmax:

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

One Step Beyond

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970


Listen here, buster.


:vince::boom::master::boom::vince:

CheeseThief
Dec 28, 2012

Two wholesome boys to brighten your day

Listen here fucker.

Edit: Listen here bucko.

Edit: Edit: guys help how do you do it.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003
HOLY SHIT I JUST WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT BIRDS IN CAGES. DID YOU KNOW PUTTING BIRDS IN CAGES MAKES YOU LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER? CAUSE IT DOES AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU KNOW. I ALSO WANT YOU TO KISS YOURSELF IF YOU EVER THINK ABOUT PUTTING A BIRD IN A CAGE.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Asshole Rose
Dec 28, 2017

CheeseThief posted:

Listen here fucker.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
If you do it in a haunted house you can be like "listen here, ghost buster"

Asshole Rose
Dec 28, 2017

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

If you do it in a haunted house you can be like "listen here, ghost buster"

But only if the ghost is also a crappy MC.

Asshole Rose
Dec 28, 2017

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

If you do it in a haunted house you can be like "listen here, ghost fucker"

nice

Asshole Rose
Dec 28, 2017
listen here cocksucker :madmax:

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
hrm, sounds like a good way to invite a punch to the throat.

If that's your thing, okay. :)

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
listen here, scrub

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Empty Sandwich posted:

listen here, scrub

This is powerful as gently caress.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Internetjack posted:

hrm, sounds like a good way to invite a punch to the throat.

If that's your thing, okay. :)

WHO TOLD YOU I HAVE A THROAT!!??

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Listen here buster, how about you suck a male camel's dick?

Yeah, that felt pretty good.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i prefer a good "understand this you frickjob" usually followed by a lengthy explanation about the rules of Lego. this is not a free-for-all you animal.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
Everyone is Buster Brown to me.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Hey there slick. :clint:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i like to follow it up with "i got battered fish to fry"

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Hey there slick. :clint:

Oooo. I like that one.

numberoneposter posted:

i like to follow it up with "i got battered fish to fry"

It's good but that seems more like a "Hey, Mac" situation.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
You just hold your horses mister. :clint:

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
I'm a fan of "hey fucko" myself but you can't use that one if you are talking to your grandma or something

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

hey, chief

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970


I busted this chestnut out once or twice in real life and people seriously have to stop for a second to absorb what I just did to them.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Listen here, Buster, bustin’ makes me feel good!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

1redflag posted:

Listen here, Buster, bustin’ makes me feel good!

BUSTA

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
step to it, nukey

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

List in here, buster.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
lies, ten herb ouster

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

gary oldmans diary posted:

lies, ten herb ouster

:tinfoil:WHO TOLD YOU I OUSTED THE HERBS!!?? WHO loving TOLD YOU!!??:tinfoil:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Here Lies Buster

He Never Busted

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970


Quit it with the funny business, mister.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



I like how Bud is friendly but Bub is hostile

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Listen, here buster!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Tim Whatley posted:

Listen, here buster!

Oh yeah, you sound just like him.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
Hey shithead...

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply