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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MawAwmzMiS4
  • Alexa Bliss gets a title shotnon-title match against Asuka for some reason.
  • Lucha House Party (who used to be a trio) & Matt Riddle vs. The Hurt Business in a six-man tag.
  • Those are the only advertised matches for a 3 hour show.

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Jan 19, 2021

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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/WWEBigE/status/1219281508738924545?s=20

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Doesn't WWE generally have every black wrestler lose on MLK day

Oh Randy Kane Orton

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Intruder posted:

Doesn't WWE generally have every black wrestler lose on MLK day

Every week Hurt Business wrestles against other black wrestlers, this week they fight against a white dude and a couple of Latinos :thunk:

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Are you loving kidding me

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Vince really getting out his off-off-off-off-off-off-off Broadway Play urges out during the COVID era.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

what

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
lmao you can tell it's either red makeup or just red paint. Just :effort:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

We're almost 10 minutes in

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Okay it's time we address the elephant in the room. Why did horrible facial burns cause Randy to opt for a medical luchadore's mask?

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Another fine addition to the lore of the Fiend

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

reignofevil posted:

Okay it's time we address the elephant in the room. Why did horrible facial burns cause Randy to opt for a medical luchadore's mask?

Maybe he'll win a mask vs. mask match against Mysterio, make Mysterio go maskless again, then stop wearing his own mask by the next week?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

lol the burn makeup is visibly missing around the edges of the nosehole

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
I just tuned in. Why is Mr Wrestling or Assassin II in the ring

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Wait what

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

why is he setting things on fire now

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Hold up he can only compete if he can endure the pain???

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Burned-Fleshl-mania

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

it is racist to view this program

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Intruder posted:

We're almost 10 minutes in

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



What is with the weird over reliance on the phrase “burnt to a crisp”?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

It took 10+ minutes for Randy Orton to say,"I am still in the Royal Rumble."

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I want this storyline to be over before it started.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The nerve of Lacey Evans wearing a robe that the man who owns it gave her to wear.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Attacking Peyton Royce after the bell like a true face

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

You know I'm starting to suspect Charlotte Flair isn't a good face.

Edit: Okay I legit wanna see Asuka getting on with the puppets or maybe slightly intimidating them.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I'm glad they're taking advantage of the women's tag team championships by having the champs in single feuds.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Not only is Riddle a rapist, but he’s a terrible promo and incredibly unappealing. Great.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

lol Bobby rules

Codependent Poster posted:

I'm glad they're taking advantage of the women's tag team championships by having the champs in single feuds.

They also finally found something cool for Billie Kay to do and they're going to stick the IIconics back together in NXT

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

How can you see a foot up your rear end?

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
sloppy bobby

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh my God he literally missed his foot entirely :lol:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

graph posted:

sloppy bobby

my favorite garbage pail kid

AK-47
Jul 10, 2001


Jerusalem posted:

Oh my God he literally missed his foot entirely :lol:

Bah god he has broken that floor in half

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Codependent Poster posted:

How can you see a foot up your rear end?

He assumes Bobby will watch a replay of the show later!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Xavier's gonna beat Mace by showing him some anime poo poo

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

You'd think retribution would find kinship with a group that had to turn a garbage gimmick into gold, not despise them

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Ah it's that time again to get my Retribution1 post ready for an update

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Intruder posted:

lol Bobby rules


They also finally found something cool for Billie Kay to do and they're going to stick the IIconics back together in NXT

Turned out that was just a fan bracket that got reported as real

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

lol that finisher

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