Presidential Pardon Bingo!

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Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Hello all, it's that time of every four years: Presidential Pardon Bingo!

How it works:

1. Get your card here: https://mfbc.us/m/qpr2rr

2. Post your card in the thread, and see if you are the big winner! I will give out a forum upgrade to the first player with a legit bingo, as judged by me. You must post your card before the news of the pardons breaks.

3. Do not edit your post with your card. If you do, you will be disqualified.

Did I run out of cards at that link? Sorry, you are not eligible for the prize, but feel free to play along by generating your own more entertaining card.

Example card:

Entries:

Xelkelvos

Gervasius

Ignatius M. Meen

Pennfalath

Epinephrine
https://forums.somethingawful.com/attachment.php?postid=511772082

Flayer

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Jan 19, 2021

# ? Jan 19, 2021 07:54

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 12:05

Xelkelvos: Dec 19, 2012

# ? Jan 19, 2021 08:02

Gervasius: Nov 2, 2010; Grimey Drawer

# ? Jan 19, 2021 08:11

Ignatius M. Meen: May 26, 2011; Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

# ? Jan 19, 2021 08:39

Pennfalath: Sep 10, 2011; Why are these teenagers not at home studying their Latin vocabulary?

# ? Jan 19, 2021 08:41

killer_robot: Aug 26, 2006; Grimey Drawer

# ? Jan 19, 2021 08:48

Epinephrine: Nov 7, 2008

party time

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Jan 19, 2021 14:27

Flayer: Sep 13, 2003; by Fluffdaddy; Buglord

edit: hosed up the link

Flayer fucked around with this message at 14:33 on Jan 19, 2021

# ? Jan 19, 2021 14:30

Flayer: Sep 13, 2003; by Fluffdaddy; Buglord

I would love The Noid to get a pardon!

# ? Jan 19, 2021 14:36

Xelkelvos: Dec 19, 2012

killer_robot posted:

You hosed up the link/embed.

# ? Jan 19, 2021 19:50

DarklyDreaming: Apr 4, 2009; Fun scary

If he pardons Dylan Roof I win a bet

# ? Jan 19, 2021 19:54

Cabbages and Kings: Aug 25, 2004; Shall we be trotting home again?

# ? Jan 19, 2021 20:12

Cabbages and Kings: Aug 25, 2004; Shall we be trotting home again?

what does Jeffery need a pardon FOR? :suspense:

# ? Jan 19, 2021 20:13

Dirk the Average: Feb 7, 2012; "This may have been a mistake."

Cabbages and Kings posted:

what does Jeffery need a pardon FOR?

I've heard he's in charge of something awful.

# ? Jan 19, 2021 20:15

Aramis: Sep 22, 2009

# ? Jan 19, 2021 20:28

Jabberlock: Nov 29, 2014

# ? Jan 19, 2021 21:12

Kreeblah: May 17, 2004; INSERT QUACK TO CONTINUE; Taco Defender

# ? Jan 19, 2021 21:27

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Cabbages and Kings posted:

what does Jeffery need a pardon FOR?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3945300

# ? Jan 19, 2021 22:27

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Sure, why not?

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# ? Jan 19, 2021 23:09

HappyHippo: Nov 19, 2003; Do you have an Air Miles Card?

Sounds like fun

# ? Jan 19, 2021 23:29

Wylie: Jun 27, 2005; Ever to conquer, never to yield.

Sure, I'll play

# ? Jan 19, 2021 23:35

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

I am swamped and do not have time to even edit the OP folks, but just don't edit your posts with your images and you're good. Winner will be first person with a valid winning card in order of entry.

# ? Jan 20, 2021 02:50

DalaranJ: Apr 15, 2008; Yosuke will now die for you.

I'm betting big on that Ted Rall pardon.

# ? Jan 20, 2021 02:52

Korthal: May 26, 2011

https://mfbc.us/m/qpr2rr

# ? Jan 20, 2021 04:47

Korthal: May 26, 2011

Can't edit the post without the card in it, so that mistake will have to live forever.

# ? Jan 20, 2021 04:49

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

For the record, pardon details are starting to leak, but I will be waiting until everything's public and official (and likely until I'm off work tomorrow) to award prizes.

# ? Jan 20, 2021 06:09

Fritz the Horse: Dec 26, 2019; ... of course!

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/statement-press-secretary-regarding-executive-grants-clemency-012021/

Literally zero big name or interesting pardons on this list.

Hate to break it to you guys, I doubt anyone has a BINGO.

Low energy pardons. Sad!

edit: Lil' Wayne and Steve Bannon are about it.

# ? Jan 20, 2021 07:11

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

No one has a bingo. Thank you all for playing.

In accordance with the rules, I will instead be donating the $10 to the border wall project.

# ? Jan 20, 2021 07:18

ephori: Sep 1, 2006; Dinosaur Gum

Holy lol he pardoned the guy who stole the self-driving tech from Google and sold it to Uber, what the gently caress?!

# ? Jan 20, 2021 07:51

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

ephori posted:

Holy lol he pardoned the guy who stole the self-driving tech from Google and sold it to Uber, what the gently caress?!

This was extremely transparently a series of bribes.

# ? Jan 20, 2021 08:23

duck monster: Dec 15, 2004

Discendo Vox posted:

No one has a bingo. Thank you all for playing.

In accordance with the rules, I will instead be donating the $10 to the border wall project.

Trump *really* dislikes Google, Amazon and Facebook.

Uber on the other hand are basically lawless loving pirates, who love to poo poo on employees and customers. Trumps kinda people.

Actually Google, Amazon and Facebook,are pretty lawless too, but they said mean things about trump

# ? Jan 20, 2021 09:08

Epinephrine: Nov 7, 2008

Fritz the Horse posted:

edit: Lil' Wayne and Steve Bannon are about it.

Holy poo poo he pardoned The President!

# ? Jan 20, 2021 16:02

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 12:05

Slow News Day: Jul 4, 2007

He pardoned Anthony Levandowski.

Anthony. loving. Levandowski.

As someone who works in tech, this pisses me off. A lot.

# ? Jan 20, 2021 18:36

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