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Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019


Yes

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Quidam Viator
Jan 24, 2001

ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

You know, when I was ranting and raving about accelerationism on SA back in 2015, I genuinely believed that all we had to do was elect Trump president, and he'd absolutely loving ruin conservatism and the GOP in America for good, that he'd drive them so far down that they would never hold power again. Hell, that's why I voted for him in 2016. I never expected that there would be so many lols along the way. Go ahead, Tmupr, make your Patriot Party. Do the thing.

PROMISES MADE! PROMISES KEPT!

FAKE EDIT: TAZER FUCKEN BALLZ GANG TAGHG YASSSSS

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Stink Billyums posted:

there was a previous patriot party and it was very different

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriot_Party_(1960s%E2%80%931980s)

Well, this one will be a different kind of socialist party. A kind of nationalist one, y'know, for the workers.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Gonna laugh if he pardons the Russian FSB officers that were charged for tampering in the 2016 election. :lol:

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Quidam Viator posted:

You know, when I was ranting and raving about accelerationism on SA back in 2015, I genuinely believed that all we had to do was elect Trump president, and he'd absolutely loving ruin conservatism and the GOP in America for good, that he'd drive them so far down that they would never hold power again. Hell, that's why I voted for him in 2016.

:chloe:

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1351583953157840899

Lol

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

the lincoln project loving sucks lmao

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!
I have deliberately avoided talking about Trupm much in the last few years, for the sake of my own mental health. But now that we are so near to Mt Doom I will finally ask the question that has been nagging at me: Why the hell was the "I WANT NOTHING" note written in Disney font?

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





LifeSunDeath posted:

GOTTDANG!


the purple cloth is a nice touch, they know.

just some dude trying to get some promotion on his ebay sale a couple years ago. i think the price is closer to $1000+

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

AuroMarshmallow posted:

Has anybody started making bets on how many days Melania waits before she divorces him?

My guess is she won't make it past March.

My guess is that they get handed to Ol Orange on Jan 20 at roughly 12:01 PM EST

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Quidam Viator posted:

You know, when I was ranting and raving about accelerationism on SA back in 2015, I genuinely believed that all we had to do was elect Trump president, and he'd absolutely loving ruin conservatism and the GOP in America for good, that he'd drive them so far down that they would never hold power again. Hell, that's why I voted for him in 2016. I never expected that there would be so many lols along the way. Go ahead, Tmupr, make your Patriot Party. Do the thing.

PROMISES MADE! PROMISES KEPT!

FAKE EDIT: TAZER FUCKEN BALLZ GANG TAGHG YASSSSS

I never liked Trump but I always thought that there may be a chance that he would do OK in some capacities and maybe shake some poo poo up. Turns out he makes the worst possible decisions in every scenario, even ones that don't benefit him. That's part of why I almost pity the man, he is just so loving stupid and childish that despite everyone around him working 24/7 to make him dictator, he always shot himself in the foot non-stop at every available opportunity.

I wish that man a long and miserable life.

CHODEGOD420
Oct 27, 2020

by Athanatos

Quidam Viator posted:

You know, when I was ranting and raving about accelerationism on SA back in 2015, I genuinely believed that all we had to do was elect Trump president, and he'd absolutely loving ruin conservatism and the GOP in America for good, that he'd drive them so far down that they would never hold power again. Hell, that's why I voted for him in 2016. I never expected that there would be so many lols along the way. Go ahead, Tmupr, make your Patriot Party. Do the thing.

PROMISES MADE! PROMISES KEPT!

FAKE EDIT: TAZER FUCKEN BALLZ GANG TAGHG YASSSSS

youre a loving idiot and i hope you get punched in the rear end in a top hat

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Zugzwang posted:

Encouraging that someone this stupid and mendacious is way way richer than I will ever be. :911:

Not for long.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


https://twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/status/1351715216590045187

:dadjoke:

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
the us is actually going to bounce back from 4 years of Trump lol

god really does have special providence for idiots, drunks, and the united states of america

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Quidam Viator posted:

You know, when I was ranting and raving about accelerationism on SA back in 2015, I genuinely believed that all we had to do was elect Trump president, and he'd absolutely loving ruin conservatism and the GOP in America for good, that he'd drive them so far down that they would never hold power again. Hell, that's why I voted for him in 2016. I never expected that there would be so many lols along the way. Go ahead, Tmupr, make your Patriot Party. Do the thing.

PROMISES MADE! PROMISES KEPT!

FAKE EDIT: TAZER FUCKEN BALLZ GANG TAGHG YASSSSS

This poster must never under any circumstances be given that tag. Ever.

wuffles
Apr 10, 2004

lol some idiot voted for donald trump and is stupid enough to admit to it here. go gently caress yourself moron I hope you accelerate into the side of an overpass

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005



exquisite. please tase my balls mods.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Quidam Viator posted:

You know, when I was ranting and raving about accelerationism on SA back in 2015, I genuinely believed that all we had to do was elect Trump president, and he'd absolutely loving ruin conservatism and the GOP in America for good, that he'd drive them so far down that they would never hold power again. Hell, that's why I voted for him in 2016. I never expected that there would be so many lols along the way. Go ahead, Tmupr, make your Patriot Party. Do the thing.

PROMISES MADE! PROMISES KEPT!

FAKE EDIT: TAZER FUCKEN BALLZ GANG TAGHG YASSSSS

lol go gently caress yourself

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Fojar38 posted:

lol go gently caress yourself

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Big Beef City posted:

This poster must never under any circumstances be given that tag. Ever.

Maybe an exception could be made if they post a video of themselves tasering their balls?

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Each and every one of you goons is amazing. I’m not even kidding. We all weathered through four years of this gently caress rear end administration, and those four years provided us with what may be the best thread on Something Awful. It’s almost 8:30 at night here, and I don’t know what tomorrow may bring, but I hope it’s one last bigly lol before noon.

From me to you, :glomp:

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Also, lol!!!

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
imagine openly making a play for "dumbest person featured in this thread" in a thread about donald trump

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
I assume he's joking

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Mozi posted:

the PP... interesting coincidence

PP

Poo Poo

Trump was a bad president

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.




I can't wait until 11:59am tomorrow when this thread is nothing but LOL for pages and pages

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


https://twitter.com/mattkirshen/status/1351722246432149510

palamedes
Mar 9, 2008

Ches Neckbeard posted:

List will include

Himself
Ivanka
Whatever congress people he conspired with on the insurrection
Any other war criminals we have sitting around
Pompeo

He's going to trigger a constitutional crisis on the way out because gently caress it he's got nothing to lose at this point.

i was scrolling by and thought your list ended with "pee pee doo doo" and lol. then i remembered that is from like 15 years ago and had a second, sad lol

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

lol remember how Trump scared us shitless while we all howled our balls off at the same time? It was a strange mixture of emotions I'd never experienced before.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Quidam Viator posted:

You know, when I was ranting and raving about accelerationism on SA back in 2015, I genuinely believed that all we had to do was elect Trump president, and he'd absolutely loving ruin conservatism and the GOP in America for good, that he'd drive them so far down that they would never hold power again. Hell, that's why I voted for him in 2016. I never expected that there would be so many lols along the way. Go ahead, Tmupr, make your Patriot Party. Do the thing.

PROMISES MADE! PROMISES KEPT!

FAKE EDIT: TAZER FUCKEN BALLZ GANG TAGHG YASSSSS

you will never under any circumstances receive that gang tag

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



^ :respek:

Quidam Viator posted:

You know, when I was ranting and raving about accelerationism on SA back in 2015, I genuinely believed that all we had to do was elect Trump president, and he'd absolutely loving ruin conservatism and the GOP in America for good, that he'd drive them so far down that they would never hold power again. Hell, that's why I voted for him in 2016. I never expected that there would be so many lols along the way. Go ahead, Tmupr, make your Patriot Party. Do the thing.

PROMISES MADE! PROMISES KEPT!

FAKE EDIT: TAZER FUCKEN BALLZ GANG TAGHG YASSSSS

HGB please do not give this guy a gang tag

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Heath posted:

I assume he's joking

supporting trump because you're brain-poisoned by succdems threads is common on something awful even to this day

see: NoJoes

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Quidam Viator posted:

You know, when I was ranting and raving about accelerationism on SA back in 2015, I genuinely believed that all we had to do was elect Trump president, and he'd absolutely loving ruin conservatism and the GOP in America for good, that he'd drive them so far down that they would never hold power again. Hell, that's why I voted for him in 2016. I never expected that there would be so many lols along the way. Go ahead, Tmupr, make your Patriot Party. Do the thing.

PROMISES MADE! PROMISES KEPT!

FAKE EDIT: TAZER FUCKEN BALLZ GANG TAGHG YASSSSS

You really thought this would get a positive reception you irredeemable piece of human garbage?

spunkshui
Oct 5, 2011




Wait... wait...

Did no one accept an invite to the event at the base?

That just says they gona bounce.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Heath posted:

I assume he's joking

There are quite a few leftists that were so mad at the Dems that they voted for Trump. Some thought that if things got bad enough, it would bring change. Some thought that Trump might actually do well.

lol

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Tace Vim posted:

lol remember how Trump scared us shitless while we all howled our balls off at the same time? It was a strange mixture of emotions I'd never experienced before.

I can't believe everyone's first collective bdsm experience was delivered by Donald Trump

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
While we wait..


Court Orders Tiger King’s Jeff Lowe to Hand over Big Cat Cubs and Their Mothers

https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/court-orders-tiger-kings-jeff-lowe-to-hand-over-big-cat-cubs-and-their-mothers/

As part of a preliminary injunction, Jeffrey “Jeff” Lowe and Lauren Lowe, a married couple and zookeepers profiled in the Netflix docuseries Tiger King, must turn over tiger cubs less than a year old as well as the mothers of those cubs to the United States government. This stems from the government’s ongoing lawsuit over alleged inhumane treatment of the pair’s animals.

“The Lowes have showed a shocking disregard for both the health and welfare of their animals, as well as the law,” said Acting Assistant Attorney General Jonathan D. Brightbill of the Justice Department’s Environment and Natural Resources Division. “We are gratified the court agrees and ordered Mr. Lowe to stop ignoring his obligations under the Animal Welfare Act and the Endangered Species Act.”

The federal government says the Lowes failed to give their animals proper care, including nutrition and veterinary attention.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Tasers are stored in the balls.

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strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

ben shapino posted:

hell yes keep giving the crazy chuds a reason to taze their own balls, what could possibly go wrong
A chicken for every pot and a tazer for every crotch

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