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NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
What war will Biden do first? Veneuela, Iran, world war 3 or American civil war 2?

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a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Democrats don't start wars they just drop lots of bombs in various places. They should have taught you this in school.

Syncopation
Feb 21, 2020
eritrea/the horn of africa in general

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot
Gotta set your own house in order first. War on covid

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

Democrats don't start wars they just drop lots of bombs in various places. They should have taught you this in school.

what if they drop a lot of bombs in the wrong place

Loveshaft
Nov 3, 2020

Definitely Venezuela first.

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Fluoride Jones posted:

Gotta set your own house in order first. War on covid
homeless populations being carpet bombed like philadelphia in 1985

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Loveshaft posted:

Definitely Venezuela first.

Yeah definitely Venezuela. Some people think Syria but I’d argue Syria is exactly where the US nat sec ghouls want it, completely destabilized and a resource sink for Russia. What more could Honest Blinken even want

But Venezuela. Well. The propaganda has been effective domestically, so Americans are sold on the humanitarian justification. It’s Latin America, so even if it annoys China or Russia they aren’t about to go WWIII over it. It’s the perfect quagmire

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot

HashtagGirlboss posted:

Yeah definitely Venezuela. Some people think Syria but I’d argue Syria is exactly where the US nat sec ghouls want it, completely destabilized and a resource sink for Russia. What more could Honest Blinken even want

But Venezuela. Well. The propaganda has been effective domestically, so Americans are sold on the humanitarian justification. It’s Latin America, so even if it annoys China or Russia they aren’t about to go WWIII over it. It’s the perfect quagmire

They also have more oil than Syria

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


HashtagGirlboss posted:

It’s the perfect quagmire

hahahahahahhaahaha you have no idea how right you are there

Mountainous jungles for hundreds and hundreds of miles. And we are talking mountain ranges here, so you have perfectly chilly weather at a lot of places along the Andes where it is high enough, and a few hundred meters below, welcome back to tropical jungles! Go south enough and you are deep into the Amazon, the most dense rainforest of the world, pretty cool place to fight a land war, right? Colombia and the FARC would probably be an object lesson for "no", but that doesn't stop any plucky, determined neoliberal foreign policy experts to say that this is going to be different!

besides, guess what country has an army worth a drat because its previous leader was a military man whose political career was built - among other things - upon the necessity of having the means of autonomy and resistance against American imperialism?

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





:belarus:

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

Democrats don't start wars they just drop lots of bombs in various places. They should have taught you this in school.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlz3-OzcExI

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

eritrea/the horn of africa in general

an unusually canny response

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

nevertheless i vote venezuela

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

They're not going to go after Venezuela without some further catalyzing crisis. Biden's admin will be exactly as reactive as the Obama foreign policy. A war with Iran is more likely if Israel induces a casus belli that Biden would respond to.

Also I'm sure the troops are going back to Afghanistan

twoday
May 4, 2005



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Loveshaft posted:

Definitely Venezuela first.

no question

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
the only question is how long he will wait. i don't think he will last a week.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

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say hello to the man in the elevator
imagine going to war and dying for Joe loving Biden lmao

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

eritrea/the horn of africa in general

There will be a major geopolitical conflict in that region in the coming decade once Ethiopia goes to war with Egypt over the Nile, and then Ethiopia will be destabilized along ethnic lines but I think they still have to cook that one up a bit before its ready to hatch so I think they will hold off on that region for the time being

Carlton Banks Teller
Nov 18, 2004


biden is the most attractive man on television

bird.
Jun 20, 2010

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

eritrea/the horn of africa in general

Peacekeeping forces occupy Ethiopia sudan and Egypt to broker a peace over the dam and never leave

bird.
Jun 20, 2010

Something something supporting pro-democracy rebels in country where major belt-and-road developments happening something something

bird.
Jun 20, 2010

bird. posted:

Something something supporting pro-democracy rebels in country where major belt-and-road developments happening something something

US Foreign policy develops major interest in Uzbekistani social issues in june

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008



Joe Biden seems to still think it's 1971 so probably Cambodia

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
biden gonna declare war on earf

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

bird. posted:

Peacekeeping forces occupy Ethiopia sudan and Egypt to broker a peace over the dam and never leave

who has the resources for that? not america

didn't stop the USSR from invading afghanistan, let's do it

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Ramrod Hotshot posted:

They're not going to go after Venezuela without some further catalyzing crisis. Biden's admin will be exactly as reactive as the Obama foreign policy. A war with Iran is more likely if Israel induces a casus belli that Biden would respond to.

Also I'm sure the troops are going back to Afghanistan

Easy, some humanitarian crisis will occur ,probably drummed up by the CIA, hyped up by the media as a failure of the Maduro regime, pushing Guaido to try to take the presidency with the backing of the US. Most likely they'll just support the ground troops with bombings and equipment ala Syria.

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

FAUXTON posted:

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1351801578697744386?s=19

lol the nazis are gonna sweep the government in canada on a promise to write a strong letter to that there joe biden saying "now look we're soory but we'd really like to have a fair shake at that pipeline, eh"

I'm tossing in a wild card option here.

Morbus
May 18, 2004

Some bullshit is going to happen in central Asia soon and I don't know what it will be but I'm sure Biden will make it worse.

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Watch Biden Start A loving War. gawd

anyway, Venezuela for sure

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
The UK

https://twitter.com/JSkeaping/status/1351841602126409728?s=19

E Depois do Adeus
Jun 3, 2012


Nobody has better respect for intelligence than Donald Trump.

Although traditionally wars are attractive options for regimes suffering legitimacy crises, I feel like even the Biden camp must recognize that a quagmire like Venezuela is not a good idea. Therefore if I were them I would simply start a war that is quick and easy to win

Often Abbreviated
Dec 19, 2017

1st Severia Tank Brigade
"Ghosts of Honcharivske"

E Depois do Adeus posted:

Although traditionally wars are attractive options for regimes suffering legitimacy crises, I feel like even the Biden camp must recognize that a quagmire like Venezuela is not a good idea. Therefore if I were them I would simply start a war that is quick and easy to win

reminder that they invaded Afghanistan first because they figured that one would be the quickest and easiest

we are not dealing with smart people here

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
winning wars is obsolete. endless quagmires are the desired outcome.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always


for the love of god will somebody please sink this stupid plague blighted island to the bottom of the sea

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot

kecske posted:

for the love of god will somebody please sink this stupid plague blighted island to the bottom of the sea

You know Jack it's like the ipa said we gotta get lucky once and you're always after my lucky charms... Hold on I'm sorry I said...

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Stairmaster posted:

what if they drop a lot of bombs in the wrong place

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Halser
Aug 24, 2016

Stairmaster posted:

what if they drop a lot of bombs in the wrong place

if you drop a bomb in the wrong place, just say it's the right place.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://mobile.twitter.com/ReutersVzla/status/1351877137956007939

HE ISNT EVEN loving SWORN IN YET

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Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Wasn't Guaido's plan basically the same as Trump's? Call the election results fraudulent then try to get his allies in their parlimentary body and the courts to rule him as leader?

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