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That one's taken from an older article. https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1077776099063615488
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIWF7l4Fisw Reminds me of this.
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those are very good christmas songs thank you for posting them danish christmas songs have five hundred verses, and it can be a chore to sing them sometimes. my grandpa insisted on singing every verse. anyway, one time when my grandma was still alive, i printed out copies of a popular one (højt fra træets grønne top) but i'd switched around a couple lines from verse to verse. it was a joy to see grandma get increasingly confused, start laughing to herself, then openly, at the nonsense. she had a great sense of humor 
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ultrafilter posted:That one's taken from an older article. I could have sworn Clickhole or The Onion did another article with hilarious parody Christmas songs. I remember one of them had really weird grammar, so listening to it made it feel like you were having a stroke. Does anyone know what I am talking about? It's driving me nuts that I can't find it.
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SimonChris posted:I could have sworn Clickhole or The Onion did another article with hilarious parody Christmas songs. I remember one of them had really weird grammar, so listening to it made it feel like you were having a stroke. Does anyone know what I am talking about? It's driving me nuts that I can't find it. Is it this one? Und Hungr’y Hogg Have Aten Öll Th’ Bibles Een Aur Vellage Laster Nighten. Kann You Writt Ein New Bible Far Us, Plase Goodest Educated Sir? Even if it isn't you should read it out loud because it's great. This one too: Und Hungr’y Hogg Have Aten Öll Th’ DVDs Een Aur Vellage Laster Nighten. Kann You Reminder Us Ov Wart Happen En Theese DVDs, Plase Goodest Educated Sir?
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:Is it this one? https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1138211779081887749 It turns out I was thinking of these birthday songs, specifically “It’s You Are Of Birthday”.
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This One’s Just For The Foot Fetishists
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Inspirational Mugs Your Therapist Doesn’t Want You To See
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This poor woman, will somebody help her?! Girlfriend Overdoses On Lotion https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1345807153613983745
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I Put On A Fat Suit To Understand What It’s Like To Be Your Mom
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He's back! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkS_34Ek-6U
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also nice touch with the oxford dictionary behind him
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Playing a lot of Ghosts of Tsushima lately so this got a good reaction from me. Piece Of History: The Naginata That Lee Harvey Oswald Used To Cut Down JFK After Skillfully Deflecting A Mighty Blow From His Ōdachi Is Coming To The Smithsonian that's obviously a katana and not a naginata in their stock photo
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Cacator posted:Playing a lot of Ghosts of Tsushima lately so this got a good reaction from me. It even says Katana in the picture
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Edmund Lava posted:It even says Katana in the picture Ha I didn't even see that on my phone. What kind of editorial standards does Clickhole even have?
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"At press time, Graham confirmed that his speech had led to him being offered a position in Biden’s cabinet." I swear to god I will.. well not riot, because that seems tone deaf, given the last week, but something.
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morallyobjected posted:"At press time, Graham confirmed that his speech had led to him being offered a position in Biden’s cabinet."
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Napoleon Nelson posted:You... You do know what thread you're in, right? yes, the one for the same publication that gave us this in January of 2001 https://politics.theonion.com/bush-our-long-national-nightmare-of-peace-and-prosperi-1819565882
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morallyobjected posted:yes, the one for the same publication that gave us this in January of 2001 Fair enough.
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Hello I Am Using An Computr For The Very Firs Time (by Queen Elizabeth II)
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https://twitter.com/Reductress/status/1351228127347945472 Not on Twitter yet: Oh No! This Woman’s Catcallers Won’t Stop Talking About Game Theory
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I like that they used the same stock model for both a 15-year-old and a 28-year-old
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Jeanketeers rejoice! https://www.theonion.com/welfare-check-1846085921
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John Lee posted:Jeanketeers rejoice! Yesssss. I miss how like ten years ago you could click the author name and get all the commentary articles for them, I must have read all the recurring character ones like a half dozen times at work.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Yesssss. I miss how like ten years ago you could click the author name and get all the commentary articles for them, I must have read all the recurring character ones like a half dozen times at work. Gorzo The Mighty was always one of my favorites even if he only had like six articles, it's just such a pitch-perfect parody of those old radio serials.
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The ones about the crack super-spy team were always good, too. Also I support President Ace. Stray Doberman Accidentally Sworn In As President After Putting Paw On Inaugural Bible https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1351935459425968129
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Jet Jaguar posted:Also I support President Ace. god I hope they run with this one
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Somteim It Fum Imaging I’m Just Relgular Person Driving Around Bicyle And Eating Bread Snadwich (By Queen Elizabeth II)
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Heartbreaking: The Smiling Selfie Grandma Uploaded To Reddit Just Became The Most Downvoted Post In History She will now forever be known online as “Susan Shits-Her-Pants”
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Measles Epidemic 2015: A Timeline Of The Outbreak The final line of this article from 2015 has aged beautifully. August 12, 2020: 2015 outbreak starting to look really quaint
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