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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
What's really funny is thumbing through the Letterboxd reviews for Wandavision (which is a series, not a movie, lmao, letterboxd is for movie reviews) is just how loving desperate they are to stick it to "Marvel haters." Like just picking a few quotes at random here:

quote:

Honestly so loving refreshing. The MCU isnt here to play around. I'd like people after watching this that still think the mcu isnt cinema to kindly shut up and get their eyes checked. This is art mama. The use of sitcom elements were pure brilliance and bliss. I was smiling like a kid who just opened their christmas gifts and got everything they wanted. I may not be the biggest elizabeth olsen fan or her wanda portrayal but I'm here 100% for vision and monica Rambou. The amount of personality they give vision after swallowing gum truly was comedy gold. Some jokes were indeed dad jokes but they all landed cause I was living for it.

quote:

when elizabeth olsen gets an emmy for this that’s when you all will see

quote:

"For the children" -Chorus of Parents,

Yay! Marvel haters are going to be suffering for a while to come!

quote:

I’ll tell you what, I am invested. I can’t wait to see more! There is no way you can watch this and tell me that Marvel isn’t cinema, whatever that means anyway.

Marvel has been putting out good content for a over a decade and it’s STILL banging with phase 4, while DC is still over here in the corner making GBS threads its pants.

quote:

WandaVision is revolutionary for the industry, and a bright spark to kick off Phase 4 of the MCU! The attention to detail, line delivery, and overall expansion of this universe is brilliant. Only scratched the surface of where things can go👀

quote:

Martin Scorsese you were saying?

It's really indicative how identical this poo poo feels to the reaction around Biden's inauguration. A discourse of dominance of those on the wrong team, celebrating a victory for corporate America above all else, and imagining an elaborate fiction of a future that will never come to pass. It's really this sort of horrific mirror of the neoliberal superculture that the political ruling class is trying to ram down everyone's throat, and what your expected behaviors and reactions are, and it's interesting to see this poo poo play out over the next 4 years as the contradictions heighten to levels never thought possible.

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Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

what exactly is wandavision even about

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

If Biden brings back the 90's what will we be nonspecifically afraid of again?? Aliens?? God I hope the 2020's brings a new Renaissance of alien invasion movies

multi-ethnic gangs of bernie bros socialists antifa young people who haven't seen The West Wing

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

Some Guy TT posted:

what exactly is wandavision even about

wanda and vision are stuck in a fake tv reality that might be caused by wanda herself or another gov agency like shield called sword

mostly its setting up all the new marvel poo poo they want to release like getting xmen and mutants into the MCU

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Some Guy TT posted:

what exactly is wandavision even about

phase 4 of the Marvel Cinematic Universe you loving chud!!!!!

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

easy there movierobert

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
I watched the trailer and... it's Pleasantville-but-MCU

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

Peanut President posted:

eco-terrorism was the big deal for non-scifi threats. every drat cop show had an eco-terrorist episode, even the drat xfiles

edit: hell one of the main characters in Jurassic Park 2 is a fuckin ecoterrorist

Godzilla: King of the Monsters does this except it turns out that the ecoterrorists were completely vindicated since the kaiju they released on a global scale are undoing climate change and environmental devastation

really liked that movie

quote:

This is art mama...like a kid who just opened their christmas gifts and got everything they wanted.

:allears:

Yadoppsi
May 10, 2009

Forceholy posted:

Wasn't it supposed to be an analogy to the Comedian's descent into despair?

I thought it was a restatement on how Adrian was damned for killing people in an attempt to "save" them. The more personal nature of the story stripped the liberal idealism Adrian uses to justify himself and allows to reader to be repulsed by the murder at the end.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 246 days!

Taintrunner posted:

What's really funny is thumbing through the Letterboxd reviews for Wandavision (which is a series, not a movie, lmao, letterboxd is for movie reviews) is just how loving desperate they are to stick it to "Marvel haters." Like just picking a few quotes at random here:

It's really indicative how identical this poo poo feels to the reaction around Biden's inauguration. A discourse of dominance of those on the wrong team, celebrating a victory for corporate America above all else, and imagining an elaborate fiction of a future that will never come to pass. It's really this sort of horrific mirror of the neoliberal superculture that the political ruling class is trying to ram down everyone's throat, and what your expected behaviors and reactions are, and it's interesting to see this poo poo play out over the next 4 years as the contradictions heighten to levels never thought possible.

say what you like about snyder fans, at least we like a director :colbert:

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

pop culture thread: The use of sitcom elements were pure brilliance and bliss.

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



Farm Frenzy posted:

bob gets completely loving obliterated every day and it just makes him more convinced that he has to tell the world that marvel movies are actually really deep when you think about it

I sometimes wonder what would happen to a guy like MovieBob if he was forced to watch and review a film like Funny Games (2007), Elephant (1989), or Force Majeure (2014). Not even something completely weird and disturbing like The Bunny Game (2010), Mordrum (2003) or Salò (1975). Just any film that has enough meat and ambiguity to it that he wouldn't be able to dismiss it outright, but neither would he be able to fall back of lazy cliches.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
more like poop couture

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Toph Bei Fong posted:

I sometimes wonder what would happen to a guy like MovieBob if he was forced to watch and review a film like Funny Games (2007), Elephant (1989), or Force Majeure (2014). Not even something completely weird and disturbing like The Bunny Game (2010), Mordrum (2003) or Salò (1975). Just any film that has enough meat and ambiguity to it that he wouldn't be able to dismiss it outright, but neither would he be able to fall back of lazy cliches.

You seriously underestimate their ability to fall back on lazy cliches and dismiss anything not pandering to them, or in MovieBob's case likely take away the most horrible possible message from it

Like that one guy in CineD who watched Dredd as part of a challenge and unironically said 'Every criminal Dredd kills is a cycle of violence ended'

Bootleg Trunks
Jun 12, 2020

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'm enjoying wandavision.

Wonder woman 84 was bad though. Cleaned that away with under siege 1 and 2

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Taintrunner posted:

It's really indicative how identical this poo poo feels to the reaction around Biden's inauguration. A discourse of dominance of those on the wrong team, celebrating a victory for corporate America above all else, and imagining an elaborate fiction of a future that will never come to pass. It's really this sort of horrific mirror of the neoliberal superculture that the political ruling class is trying to ram down everyone's throat, and what your expected behaviors and reactions are, and it's interesting to see this poo poo play out over the next 4 years as the contradictions heighten to levels never thought possible.

I noticed the same rhetoric (but different political alignment) surrounding the mandalorian, which i haven't seen except the last scene of season 2 because there were a bunch of videos of aging men opening weeping because they made the guy they liked as a kid do the good things and wave his magic sword around and jesus christ that deepfake cgi is terrifying.

and all this is a big deal because finally disney has triumphed over those sjw cucks at disney that made the star wars sequels. go disney!

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

i would like to take a moment to appreciate that while wandavision is attempting the biting satire of a genre of television comedy that died long before any of us were born and wasnt even that popular in its day biden stans are inventing a cult of respectable domesticity around the president and his wife that is becoming more prominent than his actual policies

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Some Guy TT posted:

i would like to take a moment to appreciate that while wandavision is attempting the biting satire of a genre of television comedy that died long before any of us were born and wasnt even that popular in its day biden stans are inventing a cult of respectable domesticity around the president and his wife that is becoming more prominent than his actual policies

Big Mad Drongo
Nov 10, 2006

I am playing Control and so far the most unrealistic thing is the guy in charge of the Panopticon was only promoted to management after a decade of honest work and not immediately after he was nepotismed into the bureau.

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Some Guy TT posted:

i would like to take a moment to appreciate that while wandavision is attempting the biting satire of a genre of television comedy that died long before any of us were born and wasnt even that popular in its day biden stans are inventing a cult of respectable domesticity around the president and his wife that is becoming more prominent than his actual policies


agreeing w/ both of these posts

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

neotraderalism

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Mr Hootington posted:

Cleaned that away with under siege 1 and 2

my man!

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Under siege is easily the best non-Die Hard "Die Hard on a _______" movie

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Comrade Britney is getting an episode of The Weekly on FX on 2/5

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



So I actually quite like this sketch: it's an interesting piece of satire wherein the two characters realize that they care more about aesthetics than actual genocide, while literally fighting the communists, and this is what causes them to change their politics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWvpvlT9pJU

But with the amount I've seen it posted and reposted with smug self-deprecation by white liberals complaining about other white people lately...

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

Egg Moron posted:

Under siege is easily the best non-Die Hard "Die Hard on a _______" movie

They are both so stupid, but I enjoy them. Seagal is a charisma blackhole

double negative
Jul 7, 2003


future sec of transportation pete buttigieg watching the newest season of the expanse with great interest

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
how is Vision alive in Wandavision

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
also wtf why would I want to watch MCU Pleasantville. I only give a poo poo about Marvel movies for the spectacle, whenever characters speak more than 2 lines in one of those movies it’s probably bad


e: except Spider-Man Homecoming, that was well done. Far from Home not so much

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

Eh, if you don't like wandavision there's at least 5 more mcu shows coming out this year the only one that looks good is loki, but I just want more tom middleton

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

double negative posted:

future sec of transportation pete buttigieg watching the newest season of the expanse with great interest

Don't ruin the Expanse by bringing dear ratboy into it

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

double negative posted:

future sec of transportation pete buttigieg watching the newest season of the expanse with great interest

finally someone has found a flaw with my plan to send Pete to the moon

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

indigi posted:

how is Vision alive in Wandavision

That is part of the mystery.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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it is a mystery, who the gently caress was asking for more vision

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
How would they even bone

Does vision have a dick or what

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

josh04 posted:

it is a mystery, who the gently caress was asking for more vision

Paul Bettany is pretty cool tbh. shame he’s being wasted in MCU nonsense

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

gradenko_2000 posted:

How would they even bone

Does vision have a dick or what

i'm on the case.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

indigi posted:

Paul Bettany is pretty cool tbh. shame he’s being wasted in MCU nonsense

He was the best part of A Knight's Tale

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
A Knights Tale is like my favorite lovely movie. was real surprised to see the blacksmith turn up in Breaking Bad

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