Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Thats a very roundabout way to say "I'm a TERF"

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

seiferguy posted:

Thats a very roundabout way to say "I'm a TERF"

That's a slur, unlike the giant mountain of offensive things I'm about to vomit out my mouth.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/insaneppltweets/status/1352394727203590144

I don't know if that belongs here but it certainly doesn't go anywhere else.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/insaneppltweets/status/1352394727203590144

I don't know if that belongs here but it certainly doesn't go anywhere else.
Pshhh, coward account, i hate it when they do that poo poo

Procrastine
Mar 30, 2011


christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I hope he also talks like Ringo while in character

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007


why not just learn how to act

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

boar guy posted:

why not just learn how to act

Laurence Olivier to Dustin Hoffman posted:

“How did your week go, dear boy,” Olivier said.

Hoffman told him that he had filmed a scene in which his character was supposed to have been up for three days straight.

“So what did you do?” Olivier asked.

“Well, I stayed up for three days and three nights.”

Laurence Olivier then uttered this famous line, “Why don’t you just try acting?”

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL
Went to snooze my mom's facebook posts for a while since it's all "we will miss you king trump" type bullshit and the menu said "snooze all trumpian republicans" or "hide all trumpian republicans" and I got so excited for a moment until I realized that's the name of the page she shared a post from, not FB labelling all trumpians who've posted this poo poo. I'm the idiot on social media for getting my hopes up. using Facebook.

Inspector 34 has a new favorite as of 02:00 on Jan 22, 2021

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005


Years later he revealed he was just partying at Studio 54 every night and used the method acting as an excuse.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/WyattDuncan/status/1352291068625133568

love 2 read the newspaper

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
wait until the wool council hears about this!

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

oldpainless posted:

Agreed. Observe and report is criminally underrated

It got painted with the Blart Brush because of its release date. Fantastic dark comedy. For me it falls into the same category as "Death To Smoochie"- a film misrepresented in ads, and never given it's do. It's completely just over the top hosed up. It's wonderful.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


lmao dailymail,.com

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

bulletsponge13 posted:

It got painted with the Blart Brush because of its release date. Fantastic dark comedy. For me it falls into the same category as "Death To Smoochie"- a film misrepresented in ads, and never given it's do. It's completely just over the top hosed up. It's wonderful.

Danny DeVito's Observe and Report would have been a hell of a thing.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

bulletsponge13 posted:

It got painted with the Blart Brush because of its release date. Fantastic dark comedy. For me it falls into the same category as "Death To Smoochie"- a film misrepresented in ads, and never given it's do. It's completely just over the top hosed up. It's wonderful.

hell yeah smoochy crew

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

The Saddest Rhino posted:


💦💦💦💦💦💦

Ayo, lesson here Bey: you cum at the Sperm King? You best not miss.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

There was some MAGA guy Who became the main character on TikTok for asking why Democrats don't worship Biden the same way chuds worship Trump. Everyone made fun of him, but a lot of Democrats actually do make Biden the whole of their personality. https://twitter.com/SilentAmuse/status/1352282304723357699?s=19

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/JucikaDaily/status/1352471238896218115

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

grittyreboot posted:

There was some MAGA guy Who became the main character on TikTok for asking why Democrats don't worship Biden the same way chuds worship Trump. Everyone made fun of him, but a lot of Democrats actually do make Biden the whole of their personality. https://twitter.com/SilentAmuse/status/1352282304723357699?s=19

Sally Albright is cheating

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005



Nobody is as smart as Jucika.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/jakefm/status/1352113058399846401?s=20

It genuinely took me a minute to figure out what it was trying to say.

Edit: Have a twofer

https://twitter.com/LeftAccidental/status/1352455545404461056?s=20

Air Skwirl has a new favorite as of 10:34 on Jan 22, 2021

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
This has caused me psychic damage.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/cia_swapmeet/status/1342964967369129984?s=20

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/pdkmitchell/status/1352398142336081920

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!

Jesus, that's the editorial equivalent of getting T-boned by a semi truck.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

To be fair!!!!!! This exists in super kosher households. One for meat and one for dairy.

E: can also apply for plates
And eating publicly
And steam

https://www.kosher.com/learn/laws-of-meat-and-milk/keeping-a-kosher-kitchen

teen witch has a new favorite as of 18:24 on Jan 22, 2021

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
It’s pretty common in modern single family homes. Lol if you own a home tho

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

Baby Come Back
I've never seen a two stove kitchen much less lived in one.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
My (comparatively wealthy) sister has a huge fantastic kitchen because of

teen witch posted:

To be fair!!!!!! This exists in super kosher households. One for meat and one for dairy.

E: can also apply for plates
And eating publicly
And steam

https://www.kosher.com/learn/laws-of-meat-and-milk/keeping-a-kosher-kitchen

and they're very close to a conservative synagogue so the neighborhood features a lot of homes with effectively double kitchens. Two ovens, double sink, 6(!!) burner gas stove, tons of storage. And she barely cooks! It drives me mad dealing with my tiny galley kitchen where you can't even open the freezer door all the way because the wall is there.

Anyway you also sometimes see the two stove thing with people who like to do a lot of cooking and hosting, since it lets you cook different things at different temperatures at the same time.

Baron von Eevl has a new favorite as of 19:13 on Jan 22, 2021

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
There's not two stoves, there's two stacked ovens and a separate stove. They're near standard in recently constructed middle class+ homes that most of us will never afford.

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.
I have two ovens. A standard one and one of those mini Breville convection ovens. It's quite nice if you have a small batch of something to make.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
People are so loving stupid and so loving brainwashed
https://twitter.com/kr1736/status/1352428827390201866?s=20

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Punkin Spunkin posted:

People are so loving stupid and so loving brainwashed
https://twitter.com/kr1736/status/1352428827390201866?s=20

Yes but no?

Yes: it is correct eve 6, a band I am shocked is saying the thing, which is correct
but no: I’m tired of mean girl sanctimonious leftism as a leftist and I know it’s only because of being surrounded by it, it’s not the message it’s the messenger

in short: thank you for reminding me about eve 6

E: god I think I’m getting old

teen witch has a new favorite as of 19:23 on Jan 22, 2021

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

There's not two stoves, there's two stacked ovens and a separate stove. They're near standard in recently constructed middle class+ homes that most of us will never afford.

Typo, I meant 2 ovens.

acyclicity
Oct 27, 2008

A curious little mouse!

I can't imagine someone writing this and then, instead of instantly deleting it, being unashamed enough to have it published. Hell, I feel embarrassed just reading it.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Y'all missing where the person claiming to have two ovens posted a picture of a single oven.

Idaholy Roller
May 19, 2009

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I wasn’t sure I wasn’t just missing the whole joke due to transatlantic terminology differences, i.e. a “grill” is our “broiler” but who knows what “stove” and “oven” might respectively mean in a land where a “cooker” is a thing you have in a kitchen

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply