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I will probably die by aspirating my own spittle and choking on it while walking by myself through a field. the buzzards will be the first to find me, and by the time my family locates my corpse (because of the circling buzzards) my face will be unrecognizable due to the vultures eating my eyes, tongue, cheeks, and other soft tissues not covered by a thick coat or denim. it will have to be a closed-casket funeral. either that or cancer, or liver failure how will you go out?
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im gay
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Jan 24, 2021 01:50
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idk but i doubt i'll enjoy it
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Heart failure
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Jan 24, 2021 01:52
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Getting sugged off.
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Jan 24, 2021 01:52
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95% sure suicide.
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Probably civil unrest or suicide in a post-climate change world, I'll probably be a little too old to survive on my own without any real connections to other people to care about me and help me survive so a bag full of helium is preferable to death from exposure or starvation.
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Jan 24, 2021 02:14
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Pennywise the Frown posted:95% sure suicide. Same
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Saalkin posted:Same Honestly.  
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Jan 24, 2021 02:22
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Nice call out thread, op
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Jan 24, 2021 02:26
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Heart disease
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Jan 24, 2021 02:26
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Climate Change related death, close thread, have a drink/ mocktail/ go to a meeting, whatever is your thing
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one way or another, it will be with "my rear end to the wind", if you catch my drift op
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Jan 24, 2021 02:33
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run out of 1-ups
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Jan 24, 2021 02:34
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Torn apart by a pack of adorable teacup poodle puppies.
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Jan 24, 2021 02:38
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sadness, prolly
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Jan 24, 2021 02:39
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Freak posting accident
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Jan 24, 2021 02:41
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In the afterlife I will die again but getting fugged off.
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Jan 24, 2021 02:41
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probably hit by a car riding my bike out on some country road and the driver drives off
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Jan 24, 2021 02:43
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tossed off a 16' cage by Undertaker would be my choice. actually it'll be a single car accident cause I can't drive.
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Jan 24, 2021 02:44
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Hopefully in my sleep after living a long fulfilling life of contentment.
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Jan 24, 2021 02:44
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Alone, probably horny.
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Jan 24, 2021 02:51
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I not even 40 and I'm on Xarelto for the rest of my life. I've got a genetic blood clotting issue, which I found out about when it drat near killed me last spring. I figure that'll do me in at some point in the future.
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Jan 24, 2021 02:56
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Round one failure on a dystopian game show.
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Jan 24, 2021 02:57
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Loss of blood to the brain on account of my huge boner.
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probably the forums shutting down and then soon after, all of my organs simultaneously. i live to post, you see
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Jan 24, 2021 02:57
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I will be the first human being to overdose on weed
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:I will be the first human being to overdose on weed Weed is gonna overdose on u
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Jan 24, 2021 03:01
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probably abba
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Hopefully in my sleep after living a long fulfilling life of contentment. hosed up
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snoo snoo
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Jan 24, 2021 03:06
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entropy
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Jan 24, 2021 03:06
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that assumes I ever really lived
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Jan 24, 2021 03:08
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of a broken heart shortly after being shot in the chest
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Jan 24, 2021 03:09
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Some vulgar little tumor or other.
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some zoomer is gonna dome me from a hidden position in the great after time wasteland
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drowning in semen
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covid, suicide, or overdose
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Jan 24, 2021 03:21
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Asphyxiated, frozen, and more alone than anyone has ever been - on Proxima Centauri c atop the corpse of a slain elder god.
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Heart disease. Also for anybody who is jokingly posting "suicide", I know from experience that if you keep making these jokes to yourself for a long time then eventually they stop being jokes and before you've even noticed it you find yourself just sort of accepting it. I'm not saying don't joke about it but seriously monitor how much it comes up.
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