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feller
Jul 5, 2006


Jakabite posted:

That was me posting before thinking at all. I'm not sure I'd recommend it.

p => c => r

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Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
Just posting.
Good morning thread!

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:




heck :agreed:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


Yeah baby, that’s the good stuff

feller
Jul 5, 2006


sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Sup poopthread

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



sebmojo posted:

Sup poopthread

Yo show us how the people rated this thread please

then sixer anyone who didn't vote 5

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
I basically never vote on threads. am i weird

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Jakabite posted:

I basically never vote on threads. am i weird

Weird? No. History's greatest villain? Yes.

:five::ck5::five::ck5::five::ck5::five::ck5::five::ck5::five::ck5::five::ck5::five::ck5::five::ck5::five::ck5:

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Jakabite posted:

I basically never vote on threads. am i weird

Not voting on threads means you're not allowed to moan about threads

thats democracy chumpadre

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Jakabite posted:

I basically never vote on threads. am i weird

I use the standard "customer service survey" approach, and only vote '5' on threads I absolutely ove or '1' on threads I absolutely hate.

Actually I don't think I've ever voted '1' on any thread. Maybe that one Daikloktos thread. You know the one...

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Just finished watching Terminator 2 and goddamn does that movie still rule.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



MakaVillian posted:

Just finished watching Terminator 2 and goddamn does that movie still rule.

I just watched the extended edition, and I'm gonna go ahead and advise everyone to skip it.

The director's cut added some stuff that was kinda neat even if it was unneeded, but the extended edition just rams in some completely unnecessary scenes and they didn't bother restoring them so they mostly look like total garbage. It's very jarring to watch a pristine beautiful T2 scene that suddenly looks like poo poo when the additions come in.

But yeah, amazingly good movie. I recently tried rewatching True Lies and it doesn't hold up as well. James Cameron's attempts at comedy worked a lot better on 12 year old me.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.


It's kind of funny/awesome how T2 had an ACAB slant to it

Tip posted:

I just watched the extended edition, and I'm gonna go ahead and advise everyone to skip it.

The director's cut added some stuff that was kinda neat even if it was unneeded, but the extended edition just rams in some completely unnecessary scenes and they didn't bother restoring them so they mostly look like total garbage. It's very jarring to watch a pristine beautiful T2 scene that suddenly looks like poo poo when the additions come in.

But yeah, amazingly good movie. I recently tried rewatching True Lies and it doesn't hold up as well. James Cameron's attempts at comedy worked a lot better on 12 year old me.

I must've watched the Director's Cut because all the extra scenes looked good. I wish they had left the scene where they screw around with Arnie's CPU in the theatrical cut.

MakaVillian fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Jan 24, 2021

Beffica
Apr 6, 2009

by Azathoth
Meme Poker Party, when the new Deviantart thread launches in a few days, please come back. We miss you.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



MakaVillian posted:

It's kind of funny/awesome how T2 had an ACAB slant to it


I must've watched the Director's Cut because all the extra scenes looked good. I wish they had left the scene where they screw around with Arnie's CPU in the theatrical cut.

You'd know it if you saw it. It has a weird dream sequence with Kyle Reese coming and talking to her in the hospital, which then transitions into her nightmare about the kids at the park getting blown up (then you get to see that nightmare again later in the movie where it originally appears).

Also the part with the T-1000 at John's house is extended, because we really needed to see the dog get murdered so that the terminator can check his dog tag and verify that it's not named Wolfy. Also we needed two minutes of the terminator running his fingers over everything in John's room to figure out where to look for him next.

I'd kinda like a version of T2 that's got everything from the director's cut except the alternate ending. Holy poo poo that happy ending is bad, although watching the background actors try to play with a future frisbee is kinda funny.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Beffica posted:

Meme Poker Party, when the new Deviantart thread launches in a few days, please come back. We miss you.

I'm touched but also slightly apprehensive. Ya'll kept probing me for horny. You're not trying to bait me into a horny probe are you? That's entrapment!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Actually where is that thread even. I can't find it. Some kinda poo poo go down? Is that what this about?


Has the furry feet brigade finally been laid low?

Gomez Chamberlain
Mar 22, 2005

Subakh ul kuhar!
Where’s my Black Mesa zip-up hoodie?

Beffica
Apr 6, 2009

by Azathoth

Meme Poker Party posted:

Actually where is that thread even. I can't find it. Some kinda poo poo go down? Is that what this about?


Has the furry feet brigade finally been laid low?
In the dump. I made this gang tag as a goof and that derailed the thread and the mods want to start off fresh with clear posting rules

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Beffica posted:

In the dump. I made this gang tag as a goof and that derailed the thread and the mods want to start off fresh with clear posting rules


That sounds like a wise move. That thread was great when it was about WTF and NMS art, but then it just became a dump for unironic furry porn.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Beffica posted:

In the dump. I made this gang tag as a goof and that derailed the thread and the mods want to start off fresh with clear posting rules


lol


Prof. Crocodile posted:

That sounds like a wise move. That thread was great when it was about WTF and NMS art, but then it just became a dump for unironic furry porn.

Yeah I was kinda confused by the whole mood there tbh. I guess we didn't "get" each other. Endless and endless pages of same-looking furry and vore. But god forbid you say the word horny or post something not furry/vore without an ironic pretense. I have no idea if the average poster in there was being ironic or not. I have no idea if they were horny or not. Their motives are an enigma.

At first I thought the whole point was "this is where you post the horny as long as you wink-wink nudge-nudge first" alongside the obvious bad drawings. I still don't know for certain if it was or not, but I don't think so. Weird place. Maybe these new rules will shed some light on things. But if they're still gonna get mad at me for posting chubby elves or commenting on dragon-girl bods, don't think it'll work out.

Meme Poker Party fucked around with this message at 04:21 on Jan 24, 2021

Beffica
Apr 6, 2009

by Azathoth

Meme Poker Party posted:

lol


Yeah I was kinda confused by the whole mood there tbh. I guess we didn't "get" each other. Endless and endless pages of same-looking furry and vore. But god forbid you say the word horny or post something not furry/vore without an ironic pretense. I have no idea if the average poster in there was being ironic or not. I have no idea if they were horny or not. Their motives are an enigma.

At first I thought the whole point was "this is where you post the horny as long as you wink-wink nudge-nudge first" alongside the obvious bad drawings. I still don't know for certain if it was or not, but I don't think so. Weird place. Maybe these new rules will shed some light on things. But if they're still gonna get mad at me for posting chubby elves or commenting on dragon-girl bods, don't think it'll work out.
Yeah I am glad rules are finally being established. I love finding weird poo poo that gets reactions.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
so horn...

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Tip posted:

You'd know it if you saw it. It has a weird dream sequence with Kyle Reese coming and talking to her in the hospital, which then transitions into her nightmare about the kids at the park getting blown up (then you get to see that nightmare again later in the movie where it originally appears).

Also the part with the T-1000 at John's house is extended, because we really needed to see the dog get murdered so that the terminator can check his dog tag and verify that it's not named Wolfy. Also we needed two minutes of the terminator running his fingers over everything in John's room to figure out where to look for him next.

I'd kinda like a version of T2 that's got everything from the director's cut except the alternate ending. Holy poo poo that happy ending is bad, although watching the background actors try to play with a future frisbee is kinda funny.

Oh that is the one I watched. I guess the Kyle scene was a little fuzzy but I thought it was because it was a dream sequence. I can see why they cut it though, kind of pointless especially when they use the judgement day scene later. I'm also glad they didn't end up using the happy ending either.

Man I wish Cameron still did cool movies instead of endless Avatar sequels

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



MakaVillian posted:

Oh that is the one I watched. I guess the Kyle scene was a little fuzzy but I thought it was because it was a dream sequence.

The quality difference was most jarring at the transition into the added scene of the orderlies messing with Sarah. It's at the end of the part where the doctor is talking to her through her door, so without changing scenes it just suddenly starts to look and sound worse.

It was like watching the Alien 3 assembly cut.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



MakaVillian posted:

Man I wish Cameron still did cool movies instead of endless Avatar sequels

I really hope the Avatar sequels are better than the original.

I should be excited about Cameron doing big sci-fi movies but goddamn, if he's gonna do a sequel I'd rather him return to any of his other movies. I'd rather get Piranha 3.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020


:mods:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Is it a crime to be horny now? Is it!?

I thought this was America! It's my constitutional right to be horny as hell no matter what you fascists say!

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Tip posted:

I really hope the Avatar sequels are better than the original.

I should be excited about Cameron doing big sci-fi movies but goddamn, if he's gonna do a sequel I'd rather him return to any of his other movies. I'd rather get Piranha 3.

I don't have a lot of hope. 4 movies is a lot even for a popular movie franchise let alone a movie that was essentially a tech demo. But you never know, Cameron can be a genius.

Meme Poker Party posted:

Is it a crime to be horny now? Is it!?

I thought this was America! It's my constitutional right to be horny as hell no matter what you fascists say!

:hai:

I may not agree with the things that make you horny, but I will defend to the death your right to be horny!

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin
I hope the deviantart thread comes back

I’m a deviant and I want a place to talk about art


Ignore my red text

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Hedrigall posted:

I hope the deviantart thread comes back

I’m a deviant and I want a place to talk about art

Tbh you'll probably need a discord or reddit or something for that. The folks here just ain't down with in-the-open, unironic horny talk. It's ok, a curated place with standards can't be about everything. A different face for a different space, as they say.

Beffica
Apr 6, 2009

by Azathoth

Meme Poker Party posted:

Tbh you'll probably need a discord or reddit or something for that. The folks here just ain't down with in-the-open, unironic horny talk. It's ok, a curated place with standards can't be about everything. A different face for a different space, as they say.
Somebody suggested an Ask/Tell thread for artist talk, if we really need to segregate "weird art" posts from "starving artists talking about doing porn to survive" posts. The thread was fine with the two mixing IMO, especially when it lead to situations like when I posted something really weird with a million kinks for a forums upgrade certificate contest and somebody was like "oh, I actually know that guy, I didn't know he was into all that". I have full faith the mods will figure everything out.

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

Beffica posted:

I have full faith the mods will figure everything out.

Nah they’ll probably just lay some blanket “no furry” rule down and threadban me 😿

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
some guy at work was telling me his process of pre-wetting the coffee grounds or something so that more of the oils bla bla bla bla
but i will say the coffee smelled great and i would like to know more about what he was saying while i was tuning him out. just not from him because that guy is the worst

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

gary oldmans diary posted:

process of pre-wetting the coffee grounds

:eyepop:


What is this devilry???

CHODEGOD420
Oct 27, 2020

by Athanatos
lmao 24 pages


stupid bitch (not op)

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Meme Poker Party posted:

:eyepop:


What is this devilry???
there mightve been some gentle agitation of the grounds after first flooding of that area in which case its probably a good thing i already have one of these next to my electric kettle that i just havent used yet https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01JLY1HSE/

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