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you just twist it. it is an aluminium cylinder and most of its strength is from the incompressible liquid inside it. when it is empty you just twist it and it collapses into a puck easily. i can not be the only person who knows this
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takes less than a second and you do not need to be strong. everyone should be doing this
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 11:21 |
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I haven't drank anything out of a can in about 10 years op
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 11:25 |
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Nah, the machine won't accept cans used in macho idiot validation rites so I'd be out 15 cents
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 12:11 |
Am I the only one who can open a bottle with a piece of paper? You just fold it a bunch of time and lever it, why isn't anybody else doing this??
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 12:23 |
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Icochet posted:Nah, the machine won't accept cans used in macho idiot validation rites so I'd be out 15 cents Same here, there's also a lottery button on the machine that's going to make me a millionaire someday so crushing them would be stupid.
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 12:37 |
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Why do you think you're the only one who does this
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 13:03 |
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There’s no better way to spot a hardcore alcoholic than by seeing a wall mounted can crusher in his garage or lanai.
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 13:11 |
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CARNITINE Nutrition Facts Sweet Sugar ENERGY DRINK ULTRA I think I've figured out how and why you're crushing cans.
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 13:13 |
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Stereotype posted:you just twist it. it is an aluminium cylinder and most of its strength is from the incompressible liquid inside it. when it is empty you just twist it and it collapses into a puck easily. Because you are an alcoholic.
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 13:20 |
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you should crush my can, op
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 13:49 |
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Icochet posted:Nah, the machine won't accept cans used in macho idiot validation rites so I'd be out 15 cents Uh i think the idea is you fit more cans in a bag or whatever but I'm in love with your fantasy.
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 13:55 |
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Son of Rodney posted:Am I the only one who can open a bottle with a piece of paper? You just fold it a bunch of time and lever it, why isn't anybody else doing this?? SilvergunSuperman posted:Uh i think the idea is you fit more cans in a bag or whatever but I'm in love with your fantasy.
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 13:55 |
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Uh i think the idea is you fit more cans in a bag or whatever but I'm in love with your fantasy. You should see the futuristic bar code reading machines. You'd poo poo your pants. No more filling up the pickup truck with cans and hauling them to cousin Skeeter
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 14:21 |
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hope to see a lot of tough guys provimng themselves in this thread
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 14:56 |
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My state doesn't do no fifteen cents a goddamn can for turning them in what in the hell kind of can utopias are you liberal HOMOSEXUAL can havers living in bah gawd
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 15:00 |
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Stereotype posted:you just twist it. correct
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 15:09 |
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Big Beef City posted:My state doesn't do no fifteen cents a goddamn can for turning them in what in the hell kind of can utopias are you liberal HOMOSEXUAL can havers living in bah gawd Hey fellow HETEROSEXUAL state liver. Say we join up and take our cans to Michigan and get 10 cents for them, no one pays 15, they are just lying!
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 15:19 |
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Try doing the same to your penis, you may be surprised at the results!
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 15:32 |
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Michael Corleone posted:Hey fellow HETEROSEXUAL state liver. Say we join up and take our cans to Michigan and get 10 cents for them, no one pays 15, they are just lying! Ok but no celebration kissing until AFTER we turn the cans in and NO weird poo poo this time!
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 15:35 |
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Stereotype posted:
That's a monster not a beer can fucko Try again
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 15:37 |
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Bet you can't do this to a can of Sapporo
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 15:45 |
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Wow just come on here and brag about how you can afford to buy cans. Wow. I'll be down at the crick getting a drink. Wow.
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 15:54 |
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Smugworth posted:That's a monster not a beer can fucko Yeah, beer cans have added steel beams for stability to help protect the precious beer. Burning jet fuel is the only way to take down a beer can.
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 16:08 |
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Stereotype posted:
I did exactly this with exactly that twice this morning. You are not alone.
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 16:11 |
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Go easy on those energy drinks bucko
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 16:29 |
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the whole point is being strong enough to crush it without twisting. you namby-pamby weakling. you feeble fraud.
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 17:00 |
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Real cool guys stab cans or bend them enough to tear and then peel into little strips
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 17:02 |
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Pretend you're jaws from bond and chew through them bad boys
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 17:03 |
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Crushing cans consumes valuable drinking time.
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 17:06 |
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hosed-Up Little Dog posted:Real cool guys stab cans or bend them enough to tear and then peel into little strips Nah you gotta smash it against your head!
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 17:38 |
real cool guys drink from a bottle like an adult, drat
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 18:05 |
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gleebster posted:Crushing cans consumes valuable drinking time.
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 18:08 |
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It's a telltale sign of alcoholism. The only people that I've met that crush by hand drink unhealthy amounts of beer. I think its just an osmosis thing; you've gone through so many more cans than the average person you just learn to crush by hand naturally. I have crushed thousands of cans by hand myself.
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 18:33 |
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Why would you even bother, just throw out the cans
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 18:50 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Why would you even bother, just throw out the cans If I don't do this I will have to crush other things in my life
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 19:26 |
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Stereotype posted:
cool stationery for a clown to crumble
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 19:31 |
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Grevling posted:Same here, there's also a lottery button on the machine that's going to make me a millionaire someday so crushing them would be stupid. whoa that's pretty cool. anywhere you can get cash back should have this as an option
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 19:46 |
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The machine at my supermarket has a button to give it to charity gently caress off, I worked my rear end off to empty those cans. Drink your own beers you lazy orphans
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# ? Jan 24, 2021 19:53 |
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I've never seen a can machine, here you have to bring your covid infested cans to a grumpy guy behind a counter
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