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Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Saturday = SA turd, ay

describe your saturday goon turds ay

Mine lacked fiber but was manageable

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Scrotum Modem posted:

Saturday = SA turd, ay

describe your saturday goon turds ay

Mine lacked fiber but was manageable

I laugh at your non-fibrous BM’s.

I eat three prunes in the morning and three at night. My rear end only knows happy poops.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Posting on the shitter eh

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

I keep getting the urge like I gotta go, but nothing’s dropped so far :(

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I keep getting the urge like I gotta go, but nothing’s dropped so far :(

Except for youre postes

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Had a pretty good poo this morning. Was real smelly.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I keep getting the urge like I gotta go, but nothing’s dropped so far :(

I;m thinking about that fiber

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
why did you close the one in the fast food forum

it would have been just as appropriate



Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Little known fact, Saturday is actually named after Uranus (the 'ur' in 'Sat ur day'), which was a throwback to Greek Mythology for a horse god who pulled said planet around the sky and was also the god of leeks and large rocks.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
My rear end in a top hat got worked over so good I poo poo out a perfect poo poo cylinder. All the people in the dennys parking lot probably thought I was a robot lol. :v:

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
Pleasant and effortless as always.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
a lot of people dont know this but its the last day of the week

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
pffyeah and the day ends at sunset, right?? :rolleyes:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
thats my feeling on the matter

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
i had these weird little stringy morsels of poo poo this morning. definitely from the shrimp pad thai. the poo poo looked like just like little shrimps and was even fairly orange. my alcohol induced hemorrhoid is on a quiet period right now, so that was good.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLiMy4NaSKc

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I'm poopin at work right now!

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Zippy the Bummer posted:

why did you close the one in the fast food forum

it would have been just as appropriate

drat my mistake





just like that fart that ended up squirtin a nanosquirt o' brown in my pants. watch out for those, brothers

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKtUrS6QTOo

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
unexpectedly big poo poo today. usually one can tell beforehand if there;s something major "coming down the pike" so to speak but this one just came out of nowhere

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Born on a mountain
Raised on SA
Poopin' and postin' and hella gay

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:

unexpectedly big poo poo today. usually one can tell beforehand if there;s something major "coming down the pike" so to speak but this one just came out of nowhere

Did you save it for your posting

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R

Full Metal Jackass posted:

Did you save it for your posting

:mad:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I laugh at your non-fibrous BM’s.

I eat three prunes in the morning and three at night. My rear end only knows happy poops.

I tried prune juice for the first time recently for experimental purposes, having heard old people drink it to poo poo well. Very tasty so I drank the whole pint pretty quickly.

My rear end soon started vomiting out dark pruney liquid. Multiple diarrhea shits that left my sorry rear end in a top hat sore and bleeding.

Would not recommend. Stick to your three prunes

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist
Sugared fruit juice is not significantly healthier than pop at all, it just gets marketed that way. Eating fruit is good specifically for the fiber so drinking it in liquid form with a lot of sugar defeats the purpose basically.

Maybe prune juice is different if it can still evoke nasty purple diarrhea though.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Strange Aeon posted:

Sugared fruit juice is not significantly healthier than pop at all, it just gets marketed that way. Eating fruit is good specifically for the fiber so drinking it in liquid form with a lot of sugar defeats the purpose basically.

Maybe prune juice is different if it can still evoke nasty purple diarrhea though.

Prune juice still has quite a bit of the fiber, around 3 grams per serving according to Google.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Saturday sweatpant fart vibes. :v:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Elixir, elixir real good. :mmmsmug:

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO2U3-w4RDU

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
i went from too much jerky to too much pork rinds

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Jan 28, 2021

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

BigBadSteve posted:

I tried prune juice for the first time recently for experimental purposes, having heard old people drink it to poo poo well. Very tasty so I drank the whole pint pretty quickly.

My rear end soon started vomiting out dark pruney liquid. Multiple diarrhea shits that left my sorry rear end in a top hat sore and bleeding.

Would not recommend. Stick to your three prunes

Prune JUICE is disgusting, but prunes are delicious.

Molestationary Store
May 21, 2007

It's for the boys.

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
i liked prune juice (in a limited novelty sort of way) but i did not like what it did to my rear end

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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
is the reason klingons are angry and have furrowed brows because theyre really backed up and can't get prune juice on qo'nos

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