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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
spent my afternoon at the vape shop talking loudly about how hosed up I am on cbd. 30 minutes at the front of the line was barely enough 2 make my point

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
who else loves barefoot wine omfg so good





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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
c'mon y'all if yer a dirtleg then let's get froggy. I live under the bridge over yonder but it's cool I swear

Let's sniff my yankee candle and hump softly. It's chill

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
chipotle owns :twisted:

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
Imo's "pizza" is even better :twisted::twisted::twisted:





























:smugmrgw:

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
fair warning: posting itt means ur nasty like me

:liara:





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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
most days I just walk 2 my mailbox, pining 4 those coupons and deal leaflets. I'm looking at u arby's ;)

snergle

A kind little mouse!

prepuce repurposed posted:

most days I just walk 2 my mailbox, pining 4 those coupons and deal leaflets. I'm looking at u arby's ;)

arbies coupons are bad lately. gone are the days of free loaded curly fries now its like 1$ off =( mcdonalds also got rid of their only good coupon which was a free kids meal when you buy a combo meal.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
u know the world is hosed 4 reals when the most u can hope 4 is two classic french dips for $6

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
it should be noted that I'm grateful and I sip my salty au jus w/ great gusto in these tryn timez

Warezd Quake
left my dirty panties on your kitcxhen tabl ;) somethin 2 remember me by

(͡๏̯๏ ๏̯͡๏﴿

Macnult

wish my ex would give us another chance :(
loving their roommate just isn’t the same anymore

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Macnult posted:

wish my ex would give us another chance :(
loving their roommate just isn’t the same anymore

story of my life bud. better to find some fresh dirt leg in my long experience

old friend


not a skanky person myself but really 'into' skanks lol so looking forward to this thread

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
thread for 311 fans :evilbuddy:

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
boning in the boneyard personally





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BlueDekuNuts





My family stopped talking to me after I revealed my new Arby's Designer Shoes to them, which were not just Arby's bags tied to my feet.


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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

old friend posted:

not a skanky person myself but really 'into' skanks lol so looking forward to this thread

admitting ur skankhood is the first step old friend :glomp:

BlueDekuNuts





I am just now realizing this said "skanky" people not "stanky", I shall see myself out.


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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
well I mean the majority of skanks are p stanky, so stick around

Vei

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
total skank :cawg:

more falafel please

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is sleeping around enough to make you a skank or do you have to do other skanky things




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alnilam

Skjønk

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

more falafel please posted:

is sleeping around enough to make you a skank or do you have to do other skanky things

It's not just about sex. Ever heard of a river rat?

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
the male pictured above is what's known here in missourah as a river rat. drink pabst in public and natty ice at home (ur permanent tent or pickup truck bed). The lady however is clearly a dirtleg

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
two variants of the common skank. they are us basically ITT

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
we're talking old green incubus and tweety bird tats

more falafel please

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does it count if i once got on a boat at party cove in the lake of the ozarks that had a big sign that said PUSSY PATROL and I was 30




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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

more falafel please posted:

does it count if i once got on a boat at party cove in the lake of the ozarks that had a big sign that said PUSSY PATROL and I was 30

most definitely my man. That's p much the whole deal

more falafel please

forums poster

prepuce repurposed posted:

most definitely my man. That's p much the whole deal

what I'm hearing is that skanky mostly just means missouri




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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
tempted 2 sing sinead o'connor's Nothing Compares 2 u on vocaroo w/ my country twang/whiskey buzz rn as a clear demonstration of skanky

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

more falafel please posted:

what I'm hearing is that skanky mostly just means missouri

yes lmao but arkansas too and the whole south

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
I reckon northern ppl are skanky too at times. I saw breaking bad

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs


saw this on a beer coozy once while at the canoe rental shop. will always regret not buying it

more falafel please

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prepuce repurposed posted:



saw this on a beer coozy once while at the canoe rental shop. will always regret not buying it

i have a coozy from someone's wedding that I didn't go to that says "to have and to hold and to keep your beer cold Melissa and nick july 26 2015" (names and date are bullshit) that I found in a city park during a beer league softball tournament (the date was like two weeks before I found it so it was fresh)

it's one of my most prized possessions




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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

more falafel please posted:

i have a coozy from someone's wedding that I didn't go to that says "to have and to hold and to keep your beer cold Melissa and nick july 26 2015" (names and date are bullshit) that I found in a city park during a beer league softball tournament (the date was like two weeks before I found it so it was fresh)

it's one of my most prized possessions

reminds me of a prevalent trend in my area where funeral attendees put a script sticker on their vehicle's back glass says like WAITING WITH THE ANGELS RIP DWAYNE DOUGLAS '98-2017 and it's deteriorating to illegibility daily

even a stone tombstone lasts longer. Smh

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
then again it's p skanky!! :grin:

:forkbomb:

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