Raw is COVID-positive Wrestler Getting in the Face of a 50+ Year Old for 1/25

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB88t3W8x20

WWE Champion Drew McIntyre, fresh out of 2 weeks isolation following a positive COVID test, goes face to face with a guy in his 50s.
Asuka (C) defends the Raw Women's Championship against Alexa Blis
Matt Riddle has to run through a gauntlet of The Hurt Business to get a shot against Bobby Lashley... who recently beat him clean in a singles match.
Charlotte Flair vs. Shayna Baszler

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:01

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 01:44

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

When did Raw change it's intro? How does that poo poo not cause a seizure? Why am I watching Raw?

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:02

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

When will they switch out the sword of Drew's for a giant peacock?

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:04

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Jiro posted:

When did Raw change it's intro? How does that poo poo not cause a seizure?

Some Business Executive Somewhere: The show causes seizures? Time to give WWE another billion dollars!

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:04

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

I am tuning in in spite of my better judgement.

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:05

forkboy84: Jun 13, 2012; Corgis love bread. And Puro

Going to be wild when Hideki Suzuki comes out & debuts on Raw, refusing to do the job to Roman Reigns & shooting on him instead.

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:07

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

I hate myself enough to pay attention to this.

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:07

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

I am so sick of the CORRECT thing even though I know that's the point

It's XPac heat for me though

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:07

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

Some Business Executive Somewhere: Indeterminate amount of time has passed? Time to give WWE another billion dollars!

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:09

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Starting with a long promo good sign

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:09

Scruffy the janitor: Dec 31, 2007; A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld

I thought last years rumble was the least excited I've ever been for one. Not so

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:10

Blaise330: Aug 13, 2007; GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Scruffy the janitor posted:

I thought last years rumble was the least excited I've ever been for one. Not so

Least the 2 winners will be a surprise.

Because they haven't built anyone up, not because there are too many choices.

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:15

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Webster�s defines a queen as

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:16

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Charlotte Flair: If I have a weakness it's that I'm too self-critical.... IF I have a weakness.

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:16

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

That's a stupid nickname you're not called Miss Wrestlemania you've never been been called Miss Wrestlemania, lying little poo poo with your bullshit nickname gently caress you

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:17

Dacap: Jul 8, 2008; I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.

https://twitter.com/wwe/status/1353873524847489029?s=21

Just incredibly bad cuts

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:19

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

I know the promo writing has all the excitement of wallpaper paste but at least put some energy into reading it

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:19

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Hahahaha your first match of the evening

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:20

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Wow a 2 minute match where Charlotte destroys Shayna and then it ends in DQ

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:20

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Literally less than a minute gently caress you but also WWE randomly just got given another billion dollars for this finish.

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:20

Digital Jedi: May 28, 2007; Fallen Rib

Let's see Flair has been in 5 Wrestlemania's and is 3-2. And neither lost was in a singles match.

Digital Jedi fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Jan 26, 2021

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:20

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

this is not very good so far op

e: so that's 50% of what was announced prior to the show already over. 2h 40m to go

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:21

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Oh good it became a tag offscreen

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:25

DuhSal: Aug 16, 2004; I will, brother. I promise.; Pillbug

this match is not very good

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:29

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

LOL

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:29

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

lol at that finish

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:29

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Why is Riddle getting another shot at the US title after repeatedly getting his rear end kicked including by the retired MVP

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:30

DuhSal: Aug 16, 2004; I will, brother. I promise.; Pillbug

Intruder posted:

Why is Riddle getting another shot at the US title after repeatedly getting his rear end kicked including by the retired MVP

feuds must go on.. then. now. foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrr

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:31

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

i feel like im being told to go gently caress myself

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:31

Scruffy the janitor: Dec 31, 2007; A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld

Well that was sloppy garbage

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:31

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

What

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:34

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:34

DuhSal: Aug 16, 2004; I will, brother. I promise.; Pillbug

lol this is so dumb

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:34

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

pee cock

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:35

mooseinfants: Dec 22, 2014

Are they doing the thing where wrestling during the commercial breaks isn't allowed again?

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:35

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

You used Charlotte too much on the show

You used Lacey Evans too much on the show

You used Nia Jax too much on the show

You used Dana Brooke too much on the show

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:35

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

I missed the first part of this match and thought it was just still going, then found out it actually ended and then they just... did it again.

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:35

Scruffy the janitor: Dec 31, 2007; A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld

Oh god it's not over

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:36

Dacap: Jul 8, 2008; I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.

graph posted:

i feel like im being told to go gently caress myself

New thread title

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:37

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 01:44

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

DuhSal posted:

this match is not very good

Every Raw and Smackdown for the last five years.

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