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BlueDekuNuts

Hello and today you will be learning how to draw your very own BUTT! Something once thought to be an action only capable by The Great Butt Priests, it is now something even you can do. I am here to show you exactly how to do it!

First draw two red circles, preferably using a light or transparent color.

Outline the lower right part of both circles as so, use a more dark or opaque color.

On the left, outline the other side. On the right, outline up to the left to create the butt valley.

Draw a line over the top to seal the shape.

Create the outline by tracing over the sketch.

Color the butt your desired color.

Use a darker color for shading and a lighter color for shine.

Blur for *~.'+ effect +'.~*

Finally change the line color to a shade darker than the shadows.

And badabing badaboom! You got your own butt for all your wildest butt-filled fantasies. No longer will you spend a night buttless. Submit your butts itt and spread the beauty.

You do not have to follow all the rules, feel free to draw your butt however you want! All Butts Are Beautiful.

*edit* Man I am sorry for the very bland title, I was real focusing on the formatting and forgot to change the title from the placeholder oof.

# ? Jan 26, 2021 04:28

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 08:48

alnilam

This knowledge is too powerful, it almost seems like it should be forbidden

# ? Jan 26, 2021 04:51

Goons Are Gifts

I massively support this thread :five:

# ? Jan 26, 2021 10:40

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

thank you for teaching me something new on this day.

Platinum User Pot Smoke Phoenix!

VANISHER

HEATHER PAPPS

https://giant.gfycat.com/WellgroomedImperfectHaddock.webm the vanisher

# ? Jan 26, 2021 11:00

grandma why: terrible

wow o_O

# ? Jan 26, 2021 13:49

biosterous

( ) )

minimalist butt

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Jan 26, 2021 15:51

Stoner Sloth

thread promises, OP delivers :butts:

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

# ? Jan 26, 2021 15:56

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Now everyone can enjoy drawing butts

# ? Jan 26, 2021 17:20

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

alnilam posted:

This knowledge is too powerful, it almost seems like it should be forbidden

We are initiates in the gnostic cult of butts.

# ? Jan 26, 2021 18:15

cruft

I feel like I might have more luck with something other than Google Keep, but this is still recognizable, at least given the context of this thread.

# ? Jan 26, 2021 18:26

google THIS

Butt inclusivity is important

# ? Jan 26, 2021 18:30

BlueDekuNuts

cruft posted:

I feel like I might have more luck with something other than Google Keep, but this is still recognizable, at least given the context of this thread.

A gorgeous butt! Remember butts ascend beyond the boundaries of societal expectations and therefore can be made with anything.

BEHOLD BEAN BUTT

Avatar and Sig by: Me

# ? Jan 26, 2021 20:03

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

BlueDekuNuts posted:

A gorgeous butt! Remember butts ascend beyond the boundaries of societal expectations and therefore can be made with anything.

BEHOLD BEAN BUTT

# ? Jan 26, 2021 20:40

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

holy moley this actually works! you absolute genious maniac!

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# ? Jan 26, 2021 23:19

cruft

did another one in an SVG editor (Boxy SVG to be precise).

This has genuinely helped me with my vector art skills. Thanks, OP!

# ? Jan 27, 2021 01:07

Heather Papps: hello friend

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jan 27, 2021 01:24

Prof. Crocodile

Is this one of those "trap threads" that I've been hearing about? Because if so, it's working.

# ? Jan 27, 2021 02:27

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

*me, smacking dat monitor right now, scaring my cat*

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
_{_{Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps}}
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

# ? Jan 27, 2021 07:12

Ben Smash: LARDROOM

these are quality butts

# ? Jan 27, 2021 18:37

Jerry Bindle

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

# ? Jan 27, 2021 20:56

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

what if there were an alien race w/ 3 butt cheeks?

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# ? Jan 27, 2021 22:49

cruft

Nosfereefer posted:

what if there were an alien race w/ 3 butt cheeks?

DUAL EXHAUST

# ? Jan 27, 2021 22:58

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

instructions unclear, pen stuck in anus

# ? Jan 27, 2021 23:07

vanisher

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Jan 27, 2021 23:10

cruft

vanisher posted:

# ? Jan 27, 2021 23:14

cruft

Nosfereefer posted:

what if there were an alien race w/ 3 butt cheeks?

Some alt-universe Edgar Rice Burroughs poo poo right here.

# ? Jan 27, 2021 23:16

FutonForensic

vanisher posted:

ray assting

# ? Jan 28, 2021 00:17

BlueDekuNuts

Jerry Bindle posted:

Yes a beautiful butt

Avatar and Sig by: Me

# ? Jan 28, 2021 02:14

alnilam

FutonForensic posted:

ray assting

# ? Jan 28, 2021 06:41

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Bbutt

# ? Jan 28, 2021 07:03

FutonForensic

american buttthicc

# ? Jan 29, 2021 04:58

Sally: Don't post Small Dash!

hmm impressive butts :hmmyes:

# ? Jan 29, 2021 05:04

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Nosfereefer posted:

what if there were an alien race w/ 3 butt cheeks?

u making me wish I had 3 hands :mrgw:

# ? Jan 29, 2021 06:04

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Should I be moderately turgid right now? Because I'm moderately turgid right now.

# ? Jan 29, 2021 06:23

Sally: Don't post Small Dash!

# ? Jan 29, 2021 06:53

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Bacon Taco posted:

Should I be moderately turgid right now? Because I'm moderately turgid right now.

Horny is forbidden!!!!!!

# ? Jan 29, 2021 11:43

biosterous

FutonForensic posted:

american buttthicc

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Jan 29, 2021 13:48

BlueDekuNuts

FutonForensic posted:

american buttthicc

I am gonna frame this in my future house so my kids know their culture

Avatar and Sig by: Me

# ? Jan 29, 2021 15:22

google THIS

FutonForensic posted:

american buttthicc

# ? Jan 29, 2021 16:14

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 08:48

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

FutonForensic posted:

american buttthicc

# ? Jan 29, 2021 17:26

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