Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007






The answer will be infinitely more boring than whatever you're thinking of

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



please refrain from erotic speculation about our characters

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

Julet Esqu posted:



The answer will be infinitely more boring than whatever you're thinking of

Luann and the bat from k&k. time for the cross over nobody asked for or wanted!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
It's Lucky Eddie

FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.
It's clearly Punk the Cat.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Julet Esqu posted:

Yeesh, I don't know how long it's been in reality (nor will I check), but I feel like Mary's been yammering on about her smoked salmon from Freda's Market for ages. It's like while we were watching Saul walk his dog, she was a part of some intense smoked salmon related plotline that we weren't made privy to and maybe she even saved Freda's from closing down and she is now taking a Mary Worth Victory Lap that we have no context for and that Saul is intruding upon.

Ah well, I guess the old girl is entitled to have her own life outside of the strip.

The only possible answer is to restart posting the strip from the beginning.

FrumpleOrz posted:

On The Fastrack


I am now taking bets on how long it will be before he impregnates that computer program.

riderchop posted:

Rae the Doe, which you can support by pledging to the author's Patreon



https://www.si.edu/openaccess

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
That's a reference I didn't get until today.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Cheer Up Boss Dharma

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Darthemed posted:

That's a reference I didn't get until today.



A clip of Lloyd Bridges saying, "By that time my lungs were aching for air!" on Sea Hunt was a long-running gag on MST3K, which I suspect is what inspired that particular joke.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Some Guy TT posted:

Cheer Up Boss Dharma


I'm just gonna pretend Seolyun is the woman behind him but it's too busy trying to smell her to notice.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Bad Machinery

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Daddy Daze


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

This is pretty much how a good sound effects engineer would work. A nice ripe melon or gourd dropped from six feet makes for an excellent body-hitting-the-ground effect. A large bag of Jell-O also works if you are worried about making a mess, but it's not as concussive. (For some really excellent horror audio, check out a Canadian series called Nightfall and one episode in particular called The Repossession. The end sequence is incredibly disgusting and involved an sfx artist moving his hand underneath the raw skin of a dead chicken to start.)

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Howard Beale posted:

This is pretty much how a good sound effects engineer would work. A nice ripe melon or gourd dropped from six feet makes for an excellent body-hitting-the-ground effect. A large bag of Jell-O also works if you are worried about making a mess, but it's not as concussive. (For some really excellent horror audio, check out a Canadian series called Nightfall and one episode in particular called The Repossession. The end sequence is incredibly disgusting and involved an sfx artist moving his hand underneath the raw skin of a dead chicken to start.)

For proper emotional disconnect end the episode with this and immediately cut to the Archers theme.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Surgeon's Tales



Nancy


Dustin


Mandrake

Resident Idiot
May 11, 2007

Maxine13
Grimey Drawer
That's a pretty good joke for Mandrake.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.


My parents did this on purpose when buying cars. Mom's the researcher so Dad would distract the salesman while she checked things out and took notes, then ambush him with the serious questions and haggling. Dad would just smile and be his friendly self and let the assumptions do all the work, I think he said only once did the salesman pay attention when they said she was getting it. Out of *counts on fingers* seven times?

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

That's brilliant.

FrumpleOrz posted:

Hagar THe Horrible This one got me today

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
Classic Kevin and Kell (March 29 - April 2, 1999)





Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Get Fuzzy 1/25/01



Brenda Starr 9/16/45



Boo hiss. I should note that Messick said she frequently got story ideas from her dreams, which might account for why so many of Brenda's adventures have abrupt unsatisfying endings.

Smokey Stover 5/7/39



Richard's Poor Almanac

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Selachian posted:

Richard's Poor Almanac



Back in college I would count espresso shots like they were descending levels of DEFCON- a three shot coffee was a Confidence Is High, a four shot was a Cuban Missile Crisis, and a five shot was a Global Thermonuclear War.

I never ordered a five-shot.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Selachian posted:

Richard's Poor Almanac




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyFQ2te8blE

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Selachian posted:

Brenda Starr 9/16/45



Boo hiss. I should note that Messick said she frequently got story ideas from her dreams, which might account for why so many of Brenda's adventures have abrupt unsatisfying endings.

Is this the first appearance of Basil St. John? Or just a random dude in an eyepatch?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Tina's Groove Classic (May 28, 2009)



Arlo and Janis Classic (May 28, 1999)



Garfield Classic (May 28, 1989)

rannum
Nov 3, 2012

Pastry of the Year posted:

Arlo and Janis Classic (May 28, 1999)



:eyepop:

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


Arlo & Janis: Strips About loving

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Docks




Retail



I'm more of a 12 Monkeys fan, personally.

Popular Comics


How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas
Dykes to Watch Out For


Another page of "Serial Monogamy." One page at a time really does not serve this story well but I think I've gotten things sorted out and should be able to post slightly larger batches soon.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Pastry of the Year posted:

Arlo and Janis Classic (May 28, 1999)


So they watched Dead Poets Society? This makes no sense at all.

Darthemed posted:

Popular Comics

Good job, colorist.

F Minus



Mark Trail



Mary Worth



The Phantom



Pooch Cafe



Rex Morgan MD



Andertoons



Apartment 3-G

Murdstone fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Jan 26, 2021

LazyQ
Feb 22, 2011

Mämmilä

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

LazyQ posted:

Mämmilä



This guy needs a therapist.

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
The Far Side










Pickles


Zits

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




The Good Innvandrer

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Green Intern posted:

This guy needs a therapist.

I think he has dementia. There's not much therapists can do at that point.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Pastry of the Year posted:


Arlo and Janis Classic (May 28, 1999)




OK, we get it, you guys gently caress.

(in truth, this is a really good strip)

Alhazred posted:


The Good Innvandrer




Oof. I know of a few folk who could tell similar tales and it ain't pretty.

On a lighter note, good news, everyone! As of today, I've managed to wrangle an English translation of a Spirou periodical, Jerome K. Jerome Bloche's first adventure! It's a nice, quick-paced adventure, and I reckon I could start this weekend.

riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

Garfield



Heathcliff



Overboard



Monty



Rae the Doe, which you can support by pledging to the author's Patreon

riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

Mikl posted:

Classic Kevin and Kell (March 29 - April 2, 1999)



they should have been gay

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
Modesty Blaise



Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

Green Intern posted:

This guy needs a therapist.
Isn't his deal that he was an orphan essentially bought by a rich guy to be an heir alongside the much cooler communist old guy (RIP)? There's a lot going on there that wraps back around into an obsession with money and status, is all I'm saying.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply