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sliami
Apr 28, 2018



this store sells glasses



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McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Weka posted:

This phrase refers to something else here in New Zealand.

Much like how the Inuit have 40 different words for snow, New Zealanders have 40 different terms for loving a sheep.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

McGavin posted:

Much like how the Inuit have 40 different words for snow, New Zealanders have 40 different terms for loving a sheep.

This can't be true because New Zealand doesn't actually exist.

I've checked several maps!

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

The Bloop posted:

This can't be true because New Zealand doesn't actually exist.

I've checked several maps!

Check a map of Middle Earth. It's on there.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Fuckin' hell yeah

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

sliami posted:

this store sells glasses





Okay this place rules and I wish the place where I get my glasses was like this.

Meaty Ore
Dec 17, 2011

My God, it's full of cat pictures!

Aardvark! posted:

Here I've included one in this post. It was literally the first image of a person at this place.






From pages and pages back, but I used to live in the town with this time capsule. Recognized it instantly. Davisson's (the building in the background) was an appliance/ A/V store; the business moved some years back and most of the building has since been demolished. And hell yes, I plan on being there when they open the time capsule. I do wonder what's going to be done with the pyramid afterwards, though.

Meaty Ore fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Jan 26, 2021

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
I've lurked many jpg threads in the past and this is the most depressing one I've seen.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Shneak posted:

I've lurked many jpg threads in the past and this is the most depressing one I've seen.

American Exceptionalism bay bee!!!

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Shneak posted:

I've lurked many jpg threads in the past and this is the most depressing one I've seen.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

GODDAMN LOL!

e, it's loving real LOL https://onmeth.com/

LifeSunDeath fucked around with this message at 03:55 on Jan 26, 2021

sliami
Apr 28, 2018



That's.... A good ad campaign actually

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop


I'm Mike Byrd and I approve this billboard

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993


fun fact: this is from the barbed wire museum i posted earlier

sliami
Apr 28, 2018



china bot posted:



I'm Mike Byrd and I approve this billboard

why the bed

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

sliami posted:

why the bed

sleep is death

this guy gets it:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



sliami posted:

why the bed

Meth head = death bed

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3yCcXgbKrE

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Aardvark! posted:



fun fact: this is from the barbed wire museum i posted earlier

Sleeping is like death but worse because eventually you have to wake up and have some more meth.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Aardvark! posted:



fun fact: this is from the barbed wire museum i posted earlier

genericuser
Mar 1, 2007

[insert clever comment here]
Well thanks Americans, now you’ve ruined my image of the Mid-West.

I thought it was all soda fountains and high school football games. Not this depressing, consumerist apocalypse you’re showing me.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



genericuser posted:

Well thanks Americans, now you’ve ruined my image of the Mid-West.

I thought it was all soda fountains and high school football games. Not this depressing, consumerist apocalypse you’re showing me.

It's drug addiction, racism, and teen pregnancy all the way down

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

genericuser posted:

Well thanks Americans, now you’ve ruined my image of the Mid-West.

I thought it was all soda fountains and high school football games. Not this depressing, consumerist apocalypse you’re showing me.

none of that is exclusive to the midwest part of the country

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

genericuser posted:

Well thanks Americans, now you’ve ruined my image of the Mid-West.

I thought it was all soda fountains and high school football games. Not this depressing, consumerist apocalypse you’re showing me.

It's not the 50's anymore, sorry. We got opioid fountains and high school football games now. Packs of feral qanon roam the streets trilling bob seger songs into the night. No longer do corn, sorghum, wheat, or soybeans populate the fields. Today farmers grow large billboard signs in their fields warning of the dangers of interracial marriage and beatifying purity balls.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
If anything, the stuff in this thread is more positive on balance than the reality of rural america.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Torgo?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

He takes care of the place while the master is away.

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

genericuser posted:

Well thanks Americans, now you’ve ruined my image of the Mid-West.

I thought it was all soda fountains and high school football games. Not this depressing, consumerist apocalypse you’re showing me.

It's like David Lynch but with worse sex and chain stores. And much, MUCH dumber.

naem
May 29, 2011

there are two parts of the midwest-

1. places where manufacturing used to be
2. corn

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

naem posted:

there are two parts of the midwest-

1. places where manufacturing used to be
2. corn

There's also soybeans!

naem
May 29, 2011

The Bloop posted:

There's also soybeans!

https://youtu.be/ysmLA5TqbIY

https://youtu.be/oZzgAjjuqZM

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

it looks pretty clean tbh

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Waterbed Wendy posted:

It's not the 50's anymore, sorry. We got opioid fountains and high school football games now. Packs of feral qanon roam the streets trilling bob seger songs into the night. No longer do corn, sorghum, wheat, or soybeans populate the fields. Today farmers grow large billboard signs in their fields warning of the dangers of interracial marriage and beatifying purity balls.

Huh bob seger is apparently wishy washy but is not a chud

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010
















CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
A gun selling swap meet happening in the gymnasium of a school is entirely too on the nose.

edit:

CPL593H fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Jan 27, 2021

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).


Tell me something I DON'T know, magic fence.

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016



Whoa, Ted Kaczynski's gone mobile.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Larry David a lot more laid back irl, seems :jerry:

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Looks way more like chevy chase

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