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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
It has been a month and I am out of kitty jail!!!!!

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
sorry I am probably the worst poster on these forums, I will try to do better ):

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
in my defense at least I have never posted myself naked or gone on a goon camping trip

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Nooner posted:

in my defense at least I have never posted myself naked or gone on a goon camping trip

Come on a naked camping trip with me and kill two birds with one stone.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I support Nooner.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

who da fuq is this lunatic

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Nooner posted:

sorry I am probably the worst poster on these forums, I will try to do better ):

you don't always need to post so close to the sun, remember that Daedalus, too, soared through the air

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Loden Taylor posted:

you don't always need to post so close to the sun, remember that Daedalus, too, soared through the air

yeah but those pellet guys are huge nerds

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking
I like ur style

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Hey, Nooner!

A lot has happened since you were here last...

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Do you think you'll be able to handle being on the outside or are you an institutional man now?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Do you think you'll be able to handle being on the outside or are you an institutional man now?

imma probably someone in YLLS looks like poo poo and get sent right back to kitty jail, but it will be worth it

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
greeting's op :tipshat:

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Nooner posted:

yeah but those pellet guys are huge nerds

You've got a very valid point on this

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



I read your rap sheet to see what the probe was for and it's a pretty entertaining rabbit hole

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
How long after your probe ended did you make this post? 5 minutes, 5 hours, 5 days?

naem
May 29, 2011

Nooner what are your thoughts on Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell’s recent actions regarding stimulus and impeachment

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

vaginite posted:

I read your rap sheet to see what the probe was for and it's a pretty entertaining rabbit hole

Giada has sent many a goon to horny jail

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Wb Nooner. I'm always impressed by how you come back more often than Michael Myers. That probe merely for merely talking about fuckin' chili I see on your rap sheet was pretty harsh IMO.

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



What are your thoughts on Tom Br*dy these days

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

BigBadSteve posted:

Wb Nooner. I'm always impressed by how you come back more often than Michael Myers. That probe merely for merely talking about fuckin' chili I see on your rap sheet was pretty harsh IMO.

Probably should make a best canned chili thread safe place here in GBS.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


Nooner is a good poster. He should have diplomatic immunity.

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



Nooner posted:

I call my rear end an airgun after I eat some beans, amiright???

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Big Beef City posted:

who da fuq is this lunatic

A noonatic, if you will

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Saalkin posted:

Nooner is a good poster. He should have diplomatic immunity.

Look we have to uphold the sanctity and seriousness of........ airsoft players.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Has there ever been a poster more frequently and unjustly mistreated than our dear Nooner?

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":
:five:

just for being you, nooner

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
Nooner, they have a target on your back.

:five: Regardless.

Fight the power.

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
OP i don’t know you but you got guts kid, and that goes a long way in a dirty town like this. listen, the force is compromised. we got a rat infestation and I need someone I can trust that won’t go blabbing when poo poo hits the fan. don’t say anything - the less you know the better but the short version is Benedetto Bompiani is getting out of prison in three days and word on the street is he’s going to take out everyone involved with his arrest. I don’t need to tell you he’s got friends here. Hell, half this departments been on his payroll at one point or another. we need to find out who he’s been talking to and we need to do it fast. until then every single one of us has a target on their rear end

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Hi, Nooner.
















Suck my dang dick!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Nooner is a good dude and because of this, has drawn the ire of the mods, who mostly suck rear end. (p much all of em minus a couple u know who u are)

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Chinatown posted:

mods... suck rear end

:hmmyes:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Let the NOONS.... post what he wants!!!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
nooner is this u IRL

https://twitter.com/realonlineboy/status/1328796049901699072

if so you are v talented

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Nooner posted:

in my defense at least I have never posted myself naked or gone on a goon camping trip

That's actually not a defense at all. You'd get bonus points if you had at least done 1 of these good deeds.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Nooner posted:

in my defense at least I have never posted myself naked or gone on a goon camping trip

No time like the present!

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Loden Taylor posted:

remember that Daedalus, too, soared through the air

misspelled ‘daikloktos’ quite badly

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Nooner posted:

in my defense at least I have never posted myself naked

:getin:

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":
hey nooner I don't know you at all but for what it's worth I think you're an okay person

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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

How can someone have a longer rap sheet than me? If I don't have that what do I have? Is my life a lie?

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