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- kuskus
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shave your plentiful body hair completely off and use it to make a portrait of your partner. when they reach for you in the dark, put the portrait there instead.
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Jan 27, 2021 09:56
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- Escape From Noise
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shave your plentiful body hair completely off and use it to make a portrait of your partner. when they reach for you in the dark, put the portrait there instead.
Gather their hair clippings to make a heartfelt and personalized sweater or blanket for them.
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Jan 27, 2021 10:09
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- Yinlock
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attack her from the shadows with deadly shuriken at random points throughout the day, she'll thank you for increasing her combat readiness
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Jan 27, 2021 10:57
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- nut
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start doing cool high fives instead of gross, gross kisses
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Jan 27, 2021 11:44
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- nut
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call each other coach
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Jan 27, 2021 11:44
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- nut
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eat nerds candy but only one at a time
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Jan 27, 2021 11:45
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- Escape From Noise
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Shower irregularly so they'll invite you to shower with them.
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Jan 27, 2021 12:20
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- cruft
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Everyone knows the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, so punch your husband there as hard as you can!
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Jan 27, 2021 19:04
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- kuskus
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show support by entering the background of their zoom calls while you're "straight donald duckin' it"
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Jan 27, 2021 19:21
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- snergle
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A kind little mouse!
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if you generally use 1h weapons try using a 2h weapon or if you duel wield swap which hand each weapon goes in. Just dont try range weaponry those guys are cheaters
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Jan 27, 2021 19:47
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- cruft
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if you generally use 1h weapons try using a 2h weapon or if you duel wield swap which hand each weapon goes in. Just dont try range weaponry those guys are cheaters
Try breaking non-traditional building materials, such as wet cement or insulation.
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Jan 27, 2021 19:52
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- Jerry Bindle
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slap her really hard on the belly
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Jan 27, 2021 20:02
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Add footage from old industrial shorts to your home movies.
Oh wait, sorry, that's how to splice up your marriage.
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Jan 27, 2021 20:12
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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take a marital arts class together. if the point is not to compete but to get exercise and have fun then don't worry about what kind
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Jan 27, 2021 21:12
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- kuskus
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set their favorite bodily sound as your new message alert, and their AOL welcome chime to 3am breathing noise with church reverb
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Jan 27, 2021 23:42
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- Stoner Sloth
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take a marital arts class together. if the point is not to compete but to get exercise and have fun then don't worry about what kind
suprise your partner by playfully hiding boards and cinder blocks around the place for them to smash
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Jan 28, 2021 06:11
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- mailorder bees
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endurance jelqing
thanks Manifisto!
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