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Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

DoomTrainPhD posted:

Wait until after hour trading. Also most of these stocks go to the moon in the morning and then stay a bit lower for the rest of the day.

GME after hours went from 147 to 209 last night

then pre market open saw it rocket to 300's i stayed up to watch

THIS RIDE IS loving LMAOS

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


may i get a link to mad cnbc man

mightygerm
Jun 29, 2002



4chan is taking this well

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Grapplejack posted:

The SEC doesn't even prosecute open fraud like the insider trading that happened in Congress in March lol they're not doing poo poo about this

This is regular people making money on the stock market OP. If they hadn't been neutered over the last decade they absolutely would try lmao.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Homeless Friend posted:

im sorta sad i didn't get in yesterday/day before. but robinhood ask for bank info lol. no chance b*tch

all my info was stolen years ago from god knows who and how many apps and bank accts idc anymore, take all my data just SHOW ME THE MONEY 🚀

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

Grapplejack posted:

The SEC doesn't even prosecute open fraud like the insider trading that happened in Congress in March lol they're not doing poo poo about this

yeah but theyre probably like the irs where they only go after poor people

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
oh and also: chamath was instrumental in making elon musk the richest man in the world. He's bad actually

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
POWER TO TEH loving PLAYERS

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Homeless Friend posted:

Reddit-Fueled Rallies Like GameStop’s Defy Easy Crackdown by SEC

- Enforcement cases often hinge on knowingly false statements
- Traders’ opinions about stocks are hard for agency to police

yeah there's really nothing they can do

you can't stop people talking about stocks, and even if you could, you'd never have another tesla

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Omnicarus posted:

But the button is right there man

That's the "gently caress me in the rear end with a tooth corn cob" button.

For reference:

ErrEff
Feb 13, 2012

projecthalaxy posted:

I went to gamestop to buy peggle but with their new valuation all they sell is gold bars and big rubies please advise?

They've pivoted to pre-owned jewelry.

No, it's totally not a pawn shop.

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

PawParole posted:

I’m having lunch at Burger King, I deleted Robinhood to make space for the mobile order app.

:eyepop: now that is how you hold

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Agrajag posted:

GME after hours went from 147 to 209 last night

then pre market open saw it rocket to 300's i stayed up to watch

THIS RIDE IS loving LMAOS

Yeah, I bought in at 80 and got out at $360. It's glorious. Now I am banking on NOK.

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CQr32oSgoU

Serf
May 5, 2011


https://twitter.com/_icze4r/status/1354209340287311875?s=20

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

anime was right posted:

the desolation of schwab

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

anime was right posted:

god the content from this is so loving amazing

even if i lose every cent, it was worth it for the ride

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


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Gods_Butthole posted:

NOK is probably worth holding regardless of it getting horded.

Assuming you buy at a reasonable price, NOK is a legit good long-hold stock. It holds valuable IP and the Finns won't let it go out of business.

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

Goon Boots posted:

may i get a link to mad cnbc man

https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/cnbc-america.html

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
The best part of the CNBC thing was the host going "But the fundamentals of gamestop aren't worth so much" or something and Chamath returning with "do you think tesla is valued right?" And the host was like yeah but you could tell the point struck home.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Homeless Friend posted:

Reddit-Fueled Rallies Like GameStop’s Defy Easy Crackdown by SEC

- Enforcement cases often hinge on knowingly false statements
- Traders’ opinions about stocks are hard for agency to police

CNBC's and Bloombergs business news' whole shtick is what WSB is doing right now

and now theyre crying like old bitches

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

The_Franz posted:

even if i lose every cent, it was worth it for the ride


yeah don't put anything in you're not willing and ready to lose and enjoy the ride it's literally just gambling

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

Grapplejack posted:

The SEC doesn't even prosecute open fraud like the insider trading that happened in Congress in March lol they're not doing poo poo about this

Yeah, but PonyLover6969 posting obvious pump and dump stuff on Reddit isn't in Congress.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/fireh9lly/status/1354442180069388289?s=20

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Agrajag posted:

CNBC's and Bloombergs business news' whole shtick is what WSB is doing right now

and now theyre crying like old bitches

it is funny

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

holy poo poo lmao

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

anime was right posted:

god the content from this is so loving amazing

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Nokia stuck at 6.66

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

lol owned

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

yeah don't put anything in you're not willing and ready to lose and enjoy the ride it's literally just gambling

Once you are over 25k in your portfolio you can just sell immediately if the stock goes down with no repercussions. It would be almost impossible to lose money at that point.

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

let's be legends, indeed.

Serf
May 5, 2011


https://twitter.com/JohnArnoldFndtn/status/1354453629240025088?s=20

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


Oil! posted:

Yeah, but PonyLover6969 posting obvious pump and dump stuff on Reddit isn't in Congress.

"Mr Pelowski, it says here that you posted under the alias "GokuDankWeed42069" in order to encourage manipulation of the market. How do you plead?"

"lmao, cum"

ErrEff
Feb 13, 2012

Gods_Butthole posted:

holy poo poo lmao

What a fake gamer.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better


Man they are getting Tony Montana levels of high on their own supply lol

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


copium overdose

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

This is how you know that Big Money is in on it and is going to take everything :tinfoil:

DoomTrainPhD posted:

Once you are over 25k in your portfolio you can just sell immediately if the stock goes down with no repercussions. It would be almost impossible to lose money at that point.

:thunk:

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

im so glad i forgot to confirm my robinhood account the last time i wanted to bet, so i can just stand on the sidelines lolling

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skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

Homeless Friend posted:

Reddit-Fueled Rallies Like GameStop’s Defy Easy Crackdown by SEC

- Enforcement cases often hinge on knowingly false statements
- Traders’ opinions about stocks are hard for agency to police

yeah, why would it be illegal to buy a stock? I bought AMC for normal speculative reasons a couple weeks ago

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