why are these kung fu guys so pissed at building materials

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Heather Papps: hello friend

every day i see the kung fu school viciously smashing boards and cinderblocks that i, a construction worker, could use to build things with.

what is going on with these guys?

# ? Jan 26, 2021 22:10

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 09:59

Heather Papps: hello friend

that's quality material! what the hell!

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# ? Jan 26, 2021 22:12

Chrs

they have no respect for anything

# ? Jan 27, 2021 01:57

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

looks like they're building positive self-esteem and passion heather!

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# ? Jan 27, 2021 02:11

Prof. Crocodile

I have seen a lot of kung fu movies, and I would only expect to see violence like this if the building materials either a) killed their teacher, or b) desecrated their dojo.

# ? Jan 27, 2021 03:03

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

new season of cobra kai's main antagonist is a home depot

# ? Jan 27, 2021 03:36

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

daniel larusso and his miyagi do students (violent teenagers who previously had a karate gang fight in a high school) staring coldly at the home depot while clenching their fists

# ? Jan 27, 2021 03:38

Jaguars!

Builder: Ooh, lunchtime. Let me just put this loong, wiggly fibreboard plank between these two sawhorses to keep it out of the mud while I eat my sandwiches on the other side of the site...

Kung-fu school, peeking over fence: :sweatdrop:

# ? Jan 27, 2021 03:42

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

You joke now but have you ever seen what building materials can do during an earthquake, for example?

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 07:11

nut

dissertation on the intricate and prehistoric phylogenetic common ancestor to kung fu fighters and the amish based on a shared capacity to disassemble a house v quick

# ? Jan 27, 2021 11:50

Stoner Sloth

a bunch of boards and cinderblocks murdered my sensei and i swore revenge OP

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# ? Jan 27, 2021 12:10

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

bruce lee: you have offended my family and you have offended the shaolin temple

2x4: ...

# ? Jan 27, 2021 13:51

google THIS

Listen, the break is bad, but I can use this piece of wood as a splint until--

(injured Kung Fu guy shatters the wood with a chop from his good arm)

I really wish you'd stop doing that.

# ? Jan 27, 2021 15:37

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

*angry Chinese farmers demanding to know who caused the opium epidemic*

*filthy rich European opium merchant nervously pointing towards a stack of building supplies before he boards his ship to sail home*

# ? Jan 27, 2021 16:03

Heather Papps: hello friend

google THIS posted:

Listen, the break is bad, but I can use this piece of wood as a splint until--

(injured Kung Fu guy shatters the wood with a chop from his good arm)

I really wish you'd stop doing that.

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# ? Jan 27, 2021 18:51

Heather Papps: hello friend

do you have any idea how expensive a 10 by 8 plate glass window is?
it's a lot, and the customer won't pay if it gets smashed by a kung fu gang chasing an undercover cop before installation lemme tell you.

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# ? Jan 27, 2021 18:52

Jaguars!

Notice me, foreman

# ? Jan 27, 2021 20:16

Jerry Bindle

its part of a long con. a dip and double dip scenario.

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# ? Jan 27, 2021 20:57

Khanstant

boards are jerks, no way to sugarcoat it

# ? Jan 27, 2021 22:30

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

"students, hit the bricks"

the wise master bows his head, and raises it with a wry smile because all the students except the alert prodigy have gone home

# ? Jan 27, 2021 22:41

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

That's no mere pile of rubble. It's martial art :smuggo:

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# ? Jan 27, 2021 22:44

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

*wide shot of a windowless white van speeding towards a karate dojo, star swipe to a shot of the inside to reveal its full of dynamite and gasoline, another star swipe to the drivers seat where a 2x4 sits propped up against the steering wheel, camera pans to the passenger seat to show a cinder block, tense music gets louder*

# ? Jan 27, 2021 23:17

Heather Papps: hello friend

i guess they like meat because i've also seen them harass fruit vendors and spill their wares into the street

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# ? Jan 28, 2021 00:04

nut

those little pigs r gonna be begging for the wolf after they catch this smoke

# ? Jan 28, 2021 01:40

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

*kool aid man busts through a wall in a commercial*

kung fu guy: omfg...

# ? Jan 28, 2021 01:55

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

Legit question for rural Americans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral kung fu guys that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my building materials play?

# ? Jan 28, 2021 02:18

Heather Papps: hello friend

Barco Fiesta posted:

Legit question for rural Americans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral kung fu guys that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my building materials play?

if u vault over the cars on blocks and aim you can enter slow motion mode

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# ? Jan 28, 2021 03:28