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Gravitas Shortfall posted:I heard he was a German spy during the war, and that he stands on his lawn at nights, arms stretched out with yearning towards a distant green light i just want you to know that i have adopted this as my jeffrey headcanon
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# ? Jan 26, 2021 05:12 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 09:17 |
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The Doug thread is good content for goons getting real mad at cartoons they don't actually remember and may have never seen at all in the first place
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# ? Jan 26, 2021 08:40 |
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if it was so great you'd have linked it or included a funny post
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# ? Jan 26, 2021 08:43 |
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"Is Doug Funnie schizophrenic," the longest thread in the history of the forums, closed by a moderator after 4,523 pages of heated debate
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# ? Jan 26, 2021 10:17 |
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So, uh have the Lowtax judgments started? I thought there was a competition to see who would get the privilege of banning/probing the Lowtax account.Lowtax posted:So I can't make fun of a small group of people who were actively and personally insulting me, because they're trans and that's an attack on the ENTIRE community? I made it absolutely crystal clear, repeatedly, that I was not speaking about all trans people. I do not believe that I shouldn't be able to make fun of a small group of people who are making GBS threads on me on my own forums, just because they are trans. I didn't go on any mass banning spree in that thread. Why am I unable to mock people making GBS threads on me just because they're a small part of a marginalized community? I said nothing bad about the community itself, just that group of people, and I think I should be allowed to voice my opinions on a youtube chat channel about people personally insulting me, regardless of their gender or sexuality or race or whatever. It's not me judging and condemning an entire group of people, and there's absolutely no argument that could convince me I was speaking about the entire trans community, and that makes me transphobic. quote:PROBATION 01/26/21 09:45pm Lowtax
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 14:12 |
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No some people have just been chain probing him as they like if they find a post of his in their forum.
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 14:18 |
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who is borktron, does he really have like six accounts, and why does fyad hate him so
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 16:02 |
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I’m borktron
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 17:02 |
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pentyne posted:So, uh have the Lowtax judgments started? I thought there was a competition to see who would get the privilege of banning/probing the Lowtax account. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3957179&pagenumber=1&perpage=40
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 18:26 |
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Huh, not as bad as I thought it would be. I'm assuming ad revenue jumps that up quite a bit as well.
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 18:39 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Huh, not as bad as I thought it would be. I'm assuming ad revenue jumps that up quite a bit as well. Yeah, now that you mention it he only lists store income, not ads. I assume there are ads beyond what people buy in the store, anything else is blocked on my browser.
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 18:45 |
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RFC2324 posted:Yeah, now that you mention it he only lists store income, not ads. No, Jeffrey turned those off.
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 18:47 |
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Paladinus posted:No, Jeffrey turned those off. Oh cool, guess the store is the only income. Go Jeffrey!
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 18:50 |
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Either way the whole "the forums actually cost me money" narrative that Lowtax would always throw out whenever he wanted a handout has finally been confirmed as most likely untrue. I mean, basically everyone figured it was a lie anyways but it's nice seeing it confirmed.
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 18:51 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Either way the whole "the forums actually cost me money" narrative that Lowtax would always throw out whenever he wanted a handout has finally been confirmed as most likely untrue. I mean, basically everyone figured it was a lie anyways but it's nice seeing it confirmed. Maybe Lowtax considered those Goldbelly cookies to be a business expense?
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 18:57 |
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If I was the head man dealing with all you jerks I'd definitely consider any drug/alcohol related expenses business expenses.
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 19:00 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I think there's a big distinction between talking like that to kids/animals and other adults. If someone baby talks at me in real life I'd probably take it as an insult to my intelligence. Telling a dog "Ahhh googoogoogoo, you have such a scrunchy facey-facey face!" is different than saying "me haz to go potty " while we're having drinks at a bar. I had an employee once who would constantly say she had to "go potty" but I broke her of it by constantly replying "potty, why is it ya birthday or somethin?" or shouting "P O T T. WHY?!? CAUSE YOU GOTTA poo poo." In closing I think I would be a great fit for your company moving forward.
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 19:12 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Either way the whole "the forums actually cost me money" narrative that Lowtax would always throw out whenever he wanted a handout has finally been confirmed as most likely untrue. I mean, basically everyone figured it was a lie anyways but it's nice seeing it confirmed. loltax patreon still pulling down 300 and change every month
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 19:45 |
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dee eight posted:loltax patreon still pulling down 300 and change every month Did he ever find a real job?
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 19:47 |
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christmas boots posted:Did he ever find a real job? dont know dont care
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 19:52 |
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dee eight posted:dont know dont care
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 20:15 |
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dee eight posted:dont know dont care
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 20:18 |
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He's gonna start a rival website and name it something clever. Like NothingInnocuous.
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 20:21 |
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 20:23 |
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Wow guy spent money for tool he doesn't know how to use, good job Dick
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 20:33 |
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Insane that your reference point for daewoos proddct line would be any of those things and not the poo poo cars they made in the 90s
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 20:46 |
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what was your sea shanty take dude
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 20:48 |
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:Insane that your reference point for daewoos proddct line would be any of those things and not the poo poo cars they made in the 90s this was my first thought too my second thought would probably get me probated tbh, I think wishing death on someone is still a no-no even if it is Lowtax zakharov posted:what was your sea shanty take dude what do you do with a drunken admin early in the morning!
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 20:50 |
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zakharov posted:what was your sea shanty take dude I said they were lame and then when people started telling me thinking sea shanties were lame was somehow being cruel to people stuck in covid infested countries despite that being nothing to do with why I think they are lame I tried to derail the meme thread with a throwaway comment about how sea shanties were actually racist so I can't say I haven't earned this. I unbookmarked the thread as soon as I did it because I'm a piece of poo poo and I can only assume I succeeded and have earned this bad av that made me turn off avatars entirely Jezza of OZPOS has a new favorite as of 20:55 on Jan 27, 2021 |
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:I said they were lame and then when people started telling me thinking sea shanties were lame was somehow being cruel to people stuck in covid infested countries despite that being nothing to do with why I think they are lame I tried to derail the meme thread with a throwaway comment about how sea shanties were actually racist so I can't say I haven't earned this. I unbookmarked the thread as soon as I did it because I'm a piece of poo poo and I can only assume I succeeded and have earned this bad av that made me turn off avatars entirely Well, if it makes you feel any better I stand with you in solidarity over sea shanties being extremely lame.
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 21:10 |
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zakharov posted:what was your sea shanty take dude Historically the press gangs and sea shanties were separate operations
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 22:02 |
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Guessin that Lowtax wrote off everything as a business expense too lmao
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 22:05 |
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zakharov posted:who is borktron, does he really have like six accounts, and why does fyad hate him so Borktron is a guy who's probated. See him posting? That's a gently caress up, probate him
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 22:09 |
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:Insane that your reference point for daewoos proddct line would be any of those things and not the poo poo cars they made in the 90s I saw a Daewoo Lanos today. I think it's been parked in that spot for years.
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 22:14 |
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I think sea shanties and collaborative singing are neat music and have had Wellerman in my head off and on for a week, and also think it got driven into the ground faster than a speeding bullet by the internet, much like everything else
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 22:55 |
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As long as there are people in this world that need to know what is to be done with drunken sailors, shanties shall not vanish from the earth
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 23:10 |
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christmas boots posted:As long as there are people in this world that need to know what is to be done with drunken sailors, shanties shall not vanish from the earth Such as?
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 23:11 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Such as? Beat them up for singing sea shanties.
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 23:19 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Such as? Such remedies include but are not limited to: -Shave his belly with a rusty razor -Put him in a long boat till his sober -Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom -Put him in the bed with the captains daughter -improv comedy
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# ? Jan 27, 2021 23:21 |
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christmas boots posted:Such remedies include but are not limited to: Huh, I'm not exactly sure what a "scupper" or "hosepipe bottom" is but none of those things seem like they would help a drunken sailor. I'm starting to think all these suggestions are, in fact, practical jokes.
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