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Asshole Rose
Dec 28, 2017
he wasn't wearing any underpants!!!

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Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009





lol

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Popeye got sniped in the back of the head by a Mexican man and the bullet bounced back and killed the Mexican man.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Popeye got sniped in the back of the head by a Mexican man and the bullet bounced back and killed the Mexican man.

Lol classic mexican standoff

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I heard Popeye is actually a lich and Bluto is looking for his phylactery to destroy him.

We've been rooting for the bad guy the whole time!!!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Popeye had a vagine and a baby fell out of the vagine and popeye wound up and socked the baby right in the kisser

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

I too have read matt groening's x is hell series of cartoon books

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
Bluto's dick is, naturally, massive, but his balls are tiny like little raisin's

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

poopeye lmao

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
take that you piece of poo poo

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
it's too bad canned spinach is terrible

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
spinach goes in smoothies

Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011


Popeye the sailor man (toot toot)
Lived in a garbage can (toot toot)
He turned on the heater and blew off his weiner
Popeye the sailor man (toot toot)

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
popeye has opposite style dick and balls from the style Bluto has, like a dried out gherkin on top of two baSEBALLS sorry caps lock baseballs

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The Popeye thing i posted wasn't even fake.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Was Popeye even in the Navy? Stolen Valor imo

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Yes, the Transylvanian navy (because he is a lich)

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
What kind of dumbass name is Bluto anyway??

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

What kind of dumbass name is Bluto anyway??

it's short for blutengel

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Bro can you spot me a hamburger?

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
All of these because someone did not want to eat the cabbage.

Sweatpea lessons 201

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

I'm Popeye the sailor moon (toot-toot)
I'm Popeye the sailor moon
I'm Fighting Evil by Moonlight
Cause I'm winning love by daylight
I'm Popeye the Sailor Moon

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Big Beef City posted:

Popeye had a vagine and a baby fell out of the vagine and popeye wound up and socked the baby right in the kisser

hosed up

End of Shoelace
Apr 5, 2016
Hmm what's going on around here? Hmm oh it's like that is it, well I'll show 'em how we do things around here hmm haha

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Popeye is a bullshit sailor. He doesn't even drink.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Popeye is a bullshit sailor. He doesn't even drink.

He drinks spinash juice though

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


poopdeck pappy was an abusive father.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

popeye would be a lot cooler if he smoked WEED out of that pipe lmao

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Big Beef City posted:

popeye would be a lot cooler if he smoked WEED out of that pipe lmao

Gimme more of those jeep jeeps! Ack ack ack! Why, you little ... gimme more of that jeep jeep!

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RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


gently caress you op i didnt miss poo poo wtf what the hell man, drat

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

free hubcaps posted:

poopeye lmao

:eyepoop:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Popeye hit Bluto and Bluto's pants fell down and...








... get this...










BLUTO SHAT HIMSELF!!!





:popeye:

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

Debunk This! posted:

Popeye the sailor man (toot toot)
Lived in a garbage can (toot toot)
He turned on the heater and blew off his weiner
Popeye the sailor man (toot toot)

Heater and wiener don't even rhyme. The correct version is...

He turned on the gas and burned off his rear end

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

givepatajob posted:

Heater and wiener don't even rhyme. The correct version is...

He turned on the gas and burned off his rear end

I always heard "I never go swimming with bow-legged women"

Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011


givepatajob posted:

Heater and wiener don't even rhyme. The correct version is...

He turned on the gas and burned off his rear end

:negative: you're right I'm a fraud... a complete phony, I don't even know how I live with myself.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

BigBadSteve posted:

Popeye hit Bluto and Bluto's pants fell down and...








... get this...










BLUTO SHAT HIMSELF!!!





:popeye:

What in the hell....?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

BigBadSteve posted:

Popeye hit Bluto and Bluto's pants fell down and...








... get this...










BLUTO HAD A LIL BONER!!!





:popeye:

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
Do you think spinach affects Popeye’s sexual prowess and/or dick size?

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