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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Scotland wants to leave the UK? Well better send boris, harbinger of disease, to sort things out

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captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020

hemale in pain posted:

Scotland wants to leave the UK? Well better send boris, harbinger of disease, to sort things out

Surely his visit will be the deciding factor :doh:

Cyril Sneeer
Apr 4, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

kecske posted:

*have

watching its a sin on 4 and boy howdy do guys love the sex

gosh. true tho.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008


Would pet that rat. D'awwww

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

something was pouring from his mouth. he examined his sleeve. blood!? blood. crimson, copper-smelling blood, his blood. blood. blood. blood.

(checks line)

...and bits of sick.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

war is declared, on the rats

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Well, I do process a weapon of rear end destruction :smug:

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



If that hasn't already been used a porno name then hello big bucks

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Just woke up. Whoops.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I've been awake since 7 but would had the same productivity if I had just woken up

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

I’ve just rang hmrc to tell them I can’t pay my tax bill and they are running reduced staff on reduced hours but have more calls than ever and as a result just hang up. Lmfao. This country is a farce

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


goatface posted:

Just woke up. Whoops.

Me, every morning

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
HMRC was hosed before the pandemic. It's turbofucked now.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

they wrote to me last year telling me it was the last year i needed to do my taxes, so naturally i am expecting a letter this year giving me a huge fine for not doing my taxes

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee

Bape Culture posted:

I’ve just rang hmrc to tell them I can’t pay my tax bill and they are running reduced staff on reduced hours but have more calls than ever and as a result just hang up. Lmfao. This country is a farce

i mean it's three days before self assessment is due what did you think was going to happen

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

I thought a competent government might introduce some sort of deferral scheme for the people they haven’t given any financial help to tbh

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Bape Culture posted:

I thought a competent government might introduce some sort of deferral scheme for the people they haven’t given any financial help to tbh

What made you think they were competent

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Jose posted:

What made you think they were competent

That was my fatal error

I’m not really arsed anymore tbh. I hate this country and if I don’t get contracts in the next few months I’ll liquidise everything I have. Hide it abroad. And either leave or kill myself.

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020

Jose posted:

What made you think they were competent

at this point they barely function as a government. Just sit and shout at each other from across the room

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Bape Culture posted:

I thought a competent government might introduce some sort of deferral scheme for the people they haven’t given any financial help to tbh

Exactly. Given the huge number of companies (or self-employed) that will be making huge losses in the next couple of years, they should allow some sort of 'payment plan' or 'offsetting against expected future losses' or some such maybe to balance over 3 - 5 years.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They're hosed as a department, everyone knows it, but the govt has been told by all the management consultants, accountants and auditors they hire that the revenue office should be streamlined. It's almost like those same groups might have a motive in keeping them barely functional.

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

goatface posted:

They're hosed as a department, everyone knows it, but the govt has been told by all the management consultants, accountants and auditors they hire that the revenue office should be streamlined. It's almost like those same groups might have a motive in keeping them barely functional.

If you replace govt with university, it describes my place perfectly.

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.

Bobby Deluxe posted:

they wrote to me last year telling me it was the last year i needed to do my taxes, so naturally i am expecting a letter this year giving me a huge fine for not doing my taxes

This is a great letter. "Congratulations, you don't need to do your taxes next year!

PS It's because you're poor and we don't care about you."

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Norfolk flavour crisps

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

Bape Culture posted:

I’ve just rang hmrc to tell them I can’t pay my tax bill and they are running reduced staff on reduced hours but have more calls than ever and as a result just hang up. Lmfao. This country is a farce

Oh poo poo I need to pay tax


Friendship ended with socialism

CancerCakes fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Jan 28, 2021

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Is gamestop the new bittcoin? I'm very confused and out the loop here

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Lol yeah done thx for the reminder.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

Ratjaculation posted:

Is gamestop the new bittcoin? I'm very confused and out the loop here

rich guys tried to do the infinite money cheat code but it didn't work because someone else leaned over and mashed the wrong buttons

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Nice

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I have no idea how investments or stocks or any of that stuff works

Money to me is something I occasionally, but not currently, have in the bank earning interest at a criminally low rate

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


My tax bill is less than I thought because they have already taken most of it through my tax code.

Also, the gamestop stuff has put a hedge fund in 2.7 billion dollars of debt. Finance is silly. It's just a shame they can turbofuck the rest of us.

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Ratjaculation posted:

Is gamestop the new bittcoin? I'm very confused and out the loop here

I just checked & no option to buy drugs with gamestop shares yet.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Ratjaculation posted:

I have no idea how investments or stocks or any of that stuff works

Money to me is something I occasionally, but not currently, have in the bank earning interest at a criminally low rate

Hedge funds would seem to be your area

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

why do people start bidding wars on ebay and drive the price up when there's 4 days still to go :argh:

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:

I put up a few old PC bits and had a processor up for £70 buy it now because I wanted rid of it quick and assumed it being a lot lower than the usual price would instantly be bought up. No. Someone decided to bid on it and in the end it went for like £107 because ebay is just full of morons.

Steakandchips
Apr 30, 2009

Computer bits, particularly GPUs and CPUs, are hot right now due to low supply and very high demand.

If you have spare bits, ebay them for ££££.

A Ryzen 3600 last year brand new was £160.

They're going, used, for just shy of £200 now on ebay.

GPUs even more so.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Steakandchips posted:

Computer bits, particularly GPUs and CPUs, are hot right now due to low supply and very high demand.

If you have spare bits, ebay them for ££££.

A Ryzen 3600 last year brand new was £160.

They're going, used, for just shy of £200 now on ebay.

GPUs even more so.

How much is my Z88 worth I think it has a 256kB add on pack too! And got the manual and it's in a carrying case.

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Jan 28, 2021

Steakandchips
Apr 30, 2009

Dunno, check ebay.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Steakandchips posted:

Dunno, check ebay.

I was kinda joking :) But anyway, just checked Ebay. Not a lot.

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Olympic Mathlete posted:

I put up a few old PC bits and had a processor up for £70 buy it now because I wanted rid of it quick and assumed it being a lot lower than the usual price would instantly be bought up. No. Someone decided to bid on it and in the end it went for like £107 because ebay is just full of morons.

Why didn't they just buy it now for 70?

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