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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > YOSPOS Tweets v1.5: (enlarging bottoms mostly)
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/RealHeathcliffs/status/1353434713575231488

https://twitter.com/RealHeathcliffs/status/1353449035164577793

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/OnlyInBOS/status/1354897040338165761

https://twitter.com/jamesahyoung/status/1354912192223698949

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/ciswoman/status/1354493691402981376?s=21

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Agile Vector posted:

https://twitter.com/jamesahyoung/status/1354912192223698949
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/markleidner/status/1051180791034773504?s=21

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/somechristweets/status/1354556047843848194?s=21

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/somechristweets/status/1354556047843848194?s=21

:yeeclaw:

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Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/somechristweets/status/1354556047843848194?s=21
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big shtick energy
May 27, 2004


 https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1354984291831189505

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

DuckConference posted:

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1354984291831189505
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1355205342897070091

* # ? Jan 29, 2021 18:38
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/tinymakesthings/status/1355245866777419777?s=21

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 this is what sagebrush sees when he looks at twitter
https://twitter.com/zuza_real/status/1355294469659222017?s=21

* # ? Jan 30, 2021 18:31
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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
lol

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
in college i used the phrase “to effect change” in a paper and the TA told me it was incorrect and it made me so frustrated


to his credit he did admit his mistake later though :smug:

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/utilitylimb/status/67981292758769664?s=21

* # ? Jan 31, 2021 14:46
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/utilitylimb/status/121664447931617280?s=21

* # ? Jan 31, 2021 14:48
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/utilitylimb/status/124961309207953408?s=21

* # ? Jan 31, 2021 14:48
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/utilitylimb/status/126780301211992064?s=21

* # ? Jan 31, 2021 14:48
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/_cckirby/status/1354929792265691136?s=21

* # ? Jan 31, 2021 15:57
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 self own level: galactic
https://twitter.com/jonkay/status/1355906705918455808?s=21

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in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

 the finest observational skills that you’d expect from the editor of the most respectable race science, anti-metoo, and ‘contrarian free speech’ publication on the internet

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/jaynooch/status/1355923973742223372?s=21

* # ? Feb 1, 2021 14:27
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/lukeisamazing/status/1356004317178826753?s=21

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER



shit wizard dad

 https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1356361762841505792

HAAUGFHG goons pls do not breathe in a mouthful of hot tea while reading the twits

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Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
 lmao

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1356361762841505792

HAAUGFHG goons pls do not breathe in a mouthful of hot tea while reading the twits
wow holy poo poo lol

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 Apparently the writers for The Onion are all very lighthearted and easygoing people except for one seriously depressed guy and now you know how articles like that happen. We call him Sad Kevin.

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
Displeasure Kevin

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

President Beep posted:

Displeasure Kevin
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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

President Beep posted:

Displeasure Kevin
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 this comes courtesy of ol j290

https://twitter.com/papapishu/status/1356371042554535937?s=21

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 i mean also this wow great stuff

https://twitter.com/jonny290/status/1356414965943390209?s=21

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mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

The Onion posted:

lol guys what do u think casey anthonys tinder is like
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1356361762841505792
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/dril/status/32821667843538944?s=21

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Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/dril/status/32821667843538944?s=21

stay safe, Punxsutawney Phil :ohdear:

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/vboykis/status/1356980600700305409

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/dril/status/331216421013049344?s=21
https://twitter.com/dril/status/331220734250725376?s=21
https://twitter.com/dril/status/331223511962107904?s=21

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/emilyyoon/status/1357202460415201282?s=21

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/septi_002/status/1357390051517292544?s=21

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