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poo poo maybe I should return the vacuum. Ed: double poo poo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RH4XKP55fMquote:Wall Street is furious. The small investors have ‘rigged’ the market, they cry, threatening the value of your pension funds and putting banks in jeopardy. This is nonsense, of course. What it actually shows is that financial markets are ‘rigged’ by the big boys and it’s small investors who are usually the ones that get ‘shafted’ and swindled in this gambling den. As Marx said, the financial system “develops the motive of capitalist production”, namely “enrichment by exploitation of others’ labour, into the purest and most colossal system of gambling and swindling and restricts even more the already small number of exploiters of social wealth” (Marx 1981: 572).
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Stereotype posted:yeah that's how a healthy economy works that stocks are insane and irrational and divorced from reality as cryptocurrency will probably crack ping a lot of people that thought there were ~Fundamentals~ and that you could actually use technical analysis and graphs to psychically predict that Gamestop would be $4 tomorrow or whatever. WE HAVE INSTITUTIONS! WE HAVE RULES! PEOPLE GO TO SCHOOL FOR THIS! I fully expect that Biden/Yellen announcement tomorrow at 9am to be something really dumb and along those lines. "Sorry everyone we must take an unforeseen trade holiday due to risks to the grand institution of the stock exchange" which lets the hedge funds out of their contracts somehow without losses due to a loophole. That realization that our entire economy basically revolves around things like dogecoin is why my portfolio is 10% crypto 40% stocks and 50% beans/bullets.
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Rectal Death Adept posted:that stocks are insane and irrational and divorced from reality as cryptocurrency will probably crack ping a lot of people that thought there were ~Fundamentals~ and that you could actually use technical analysis and graphs to psychically predict that Gamestop would be $4 tomorrow or whatever. WE HAVE INSTITUTIONS! WE HAVE RULES! PEOPLE GO TO SCHOOL FOR THIS! The nice thing about investing in beans is that you can grow more beans from the beans you already have
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mad.radhu posted:mf said AOL
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When you think about it robinhood basically buried reddit's beans.
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If you are an idiot like me and getting in on this poo poo late for laughs, don't check the WeBull application box that you would also like to apply for a crypto trading pass or whatever the gently caress. I wanted one comedy share of dogecoin to annoy the crypto haters itt, and now the whole drat account is stuck for 1-2 days pending approval. 
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Unsinkabear posted:If you are an idiot like me and getting in on this poo poo late for laughs, don't check the WeBull application box that you would also like to apply for a crypto trading pass or whatever the gently caress. I wanted one comedy share of dogecoin to annoy the crypto haters itt, and now the whole drat account is stuck for 1-2 days pending approval.  gently caress crypto
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:
do you understand how 'defined contribution' plans like 401ks fit into this?
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Finicums Wake posted:do you understand how 'defined contribution' plans like 401ks fit into this?
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i started loving around on robinhood in march with basically nothing because im not well paid, got a bunch of referral stocks from sharing my signup link (including 8 GME which i loving sold) and have futzed around with it ever since just sorta slowly making small amounts of money here and there with basic cash trading and no fancy stuff since i dont know enough about it to try. ive made probably over $1000 on it takinginto account the losses and if i had more cash to sink into it i would have been making real money so basically, i now have zero respect for anyone who does this professionally. im below the federal poverty line and every time i log in to RH its like finding $5 on the ground, which adds up for me. it owns. the best return on investment i made though was when i left like $5 in my BTC wallet about five years ago after buying modafinil, and then checked the balance last year and had something like $400. i should have let it ride obviously but who could have known
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try more magnesium posted:i started loving around on robinhood in march with basically nothing because im not well paid, got a bunch of referral stocks from sharing my signup link (including 8 GME which i loving sold) and have futzed around with it ever since just sorta slowly making small amounts of money here and there with basic cash trading and no fancy stuff since i dont know enough about it to try. ive made probably over $1000 on it takinginto account the losses and if i had more cash to sink into it i would have been making real money so basically, i now have zero respect for anyone who does this professionally. im below the federal poverty line and every time i log in to RH its like finding $5 on the ground, which adds up for me. it owns. It was smart to quit while you were so far ahead, nobody knows what tomorrow brings
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Also how was the modafinil
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All on this just proves that hard work in the conrwxt of our society is for loving suckers
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Mr. Lobe posted:Also how was the modafinil modafinil is alright. you gotta watch out for histamine effects though, and dehydration. you dont need to use BTC to buy it anymore which is convenient
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:Yesterday is a forgotten land, roads walked, looking at the clouds up above. What mysteries do those lands shelter? What dreams of tomorrow did they bring? Lo ^Please tell me what this means??????? When they get settled? How do I know when this is
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Egg Moron posted:All on this just proves that hard work in the conrwxt of our society is for loving suckers
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try more magnesium posted:modafinil is alright. you gotta watch out for histamine effects though, and dehydration. you dont need to use BTC to buy it anymore which is convenient yeah histamine part of it sucks. i used to get a killer neckache on it after awhile and a little very minor nagging headache. it also won't give you magic focus ability, but it will erase the part of brain that say "im tired", just completely vaporize it. dont mistake that for energy--it's not, it just pushes the "im tired" thought away entirely but that's not the same as having energy. not having your brain consumed by "i'm tired" is in itself a form of energy and focus-assisting but you still gotta put in the effort to do poo poo it is and it isn't simultaneously a wonderdrug. it does a job way better than caffeine and a lot more cleaner feeling, but it also isn't going to going to make you smarter or hyper-focused. it was sort of one of those things for late-nighter papers and homework and poo poo or really crappy mornings where you're just dragging massive rear end thank god college is now a decade behind me Xaris has issued a correction as of 11:41 on Jan 29, 2021 |
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Yossarian-22 posted:^Please tell me what this means??????? When they get settled? How do I know when this is He was already told he was incorrect since they shorted the stock they do not ACTUALLY own the stock. Therefore buying it at ludicrous prices to cover the contract. So if the hedge fund shorters cover their short the stock price skyrockets.
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Yossarian-22 posted:How do I know when this is by reading the thread or the many tl:dr's posted elsewhere?
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3000 deaths per day every day for a month doesn't constitute force majeure, but videogames oh those videogames
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Goa Tse-tung posted:by reading the thread or the many tl:dr's posted elsewhere? don't be a dick i am a stupid baby
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is "lending" the same stock multiple times to short functionally any different than shorting a stock without having technically being lended it
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Lol amc is almost up to 13 bux a share. Today gonna be nuts
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Now that RH is allowing you to buy GME again I am ready to throw gas on the fire.... But I'm going to wait for market open to buy the dip
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HiHo ChiRho posted:Lol amc is almost up to 13 bux a share. In what direction though...
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CyberPingu posted:In what direction though... Stay tuned to find out!
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my stupid loving robin hood says i don't have enough for doge any more but it still lets me buy amc?? so confused
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Xaris posted:yeah histamine part of it sucks. i used to get a killer neckache on it after awhile and a little very minor nagging headache. it also won't give you magic focus ability, but it will erase the part of brain that say "im tired", just completely vaporize it. dont mistake that for energy--it's not, it just pushes the "im tired" thought away entirely but that's not the same as having energy. not having your brain consumed by "i'm tired" is in itself a form of energy and focus-assisting but you still gotta put in the effort to do poo poo yeah. the combo of neck tension and histamines will trigger a migraine for me automatically regardless of my water intake. taking it with cetirizine helped me a lot with that. thanks, US air force.
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I feel like trying to stop people buying stocks has basically piled the Streisand Effect on top of all this hilarious bullshit and people will now crawl over broken glass to buy gamestop
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I feel like trying to stop people buying stocks has basically piled the Streisand Effect on top of all this hilarious bullshit and people will now crawl over broken glass to buy gamestop I love the future
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CyberPingu posted:In what direction though... Nobody knows. You can try and make an informed decision based off of what people are saying which is a lot of random poo poo. The real gambling aspect comes in when you have poo poo like Citadel Captial's Janet Yellen rushing to Joe Biden yesterday and announcing a joint pre-market statement in about 3 hours. The news of that could either make everyone go bankrupt (protecting the rich with a trade halt or letting them out of their contracts) or drive the market into a frenzy (announcing that robinhood will be investigated and brokerages can not limit the free trade of stocks) In addition to that i guess a meteor could hit the NYSE or Dogecoin could go to a billion dollars despite being literally worthless.
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I thought this couldn't get funnier and then, cancer.
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Yossarian-22 posted:my stupid loving robin hood says i don't have enough for doge any more but it still lets me buy amc?? so confused rh wont let you buy with instant deposits. if you earned anything off stocks you can waste it that way tho. just earn a billion on amc and dump it into the meme money, ez
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try more magnesium posted:taking it with cetirizine helped me a lot with that. thanks, US air force.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I feel like trying to stop people buying stocks has basically piled the Streisand Effect on top of all this hilarious bullshit and people will now crawl over broken glass to buy gamestop yeh heh heh it OWNS!!
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Tiler Kiwi posted:just earn a billion on amc and dump it into the meme money, ez 
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