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As you may know, the last few months have been quite the rollercoaster for our favorite ex-president, Donald J Trump! In fact, if rumors are to be believed it’s slightly possible that he could even lose his palatial Palm Beach estate, MAGA-lago! Members of the elite country club are dropping like flies and his neighbors are grumbling about the orange dipshit tanking their property values. Now imagine one day you’re headed out to the mailbox and parked in the driveway of the house next door is a big moving truck with TRUMP painted on the side. What would YOU do?!
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Jan 30, 2021 19:34
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Welp, there goes the neighborhood!
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Jan 30, 2021 19:35
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Lol that hes been forced to move to my shithole of a city
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Jan 30, 2021 19:38
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Idea for a sitcom: Donald Trump dies and his ghost moves into the White House with Lincoln’s ghost. Hijinks ensue.
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Jan 30, 2021 19:41
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First of all I would poo poo my pants (naturally), then I would pull down his pants and put the turds in there then pull them back up, then erase the T on the truck.
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Jan 30, 2021 19:43
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I'm not real happy about it, but the kinda crazy old dude who sells trump hats in front of the county republican office has someone to talk to now. also I still get a kick out of seeing the antiabortionists getting all disappointed and huffy when he tells them that he does not care and that he wishes don jr had been aborted
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Jan 30, 2021 19:52
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Say hi, ask him how his day was. Welcome him to the neighborhood. Be a decent human being. Continue my life. Maybe invite him for tea, if I'm feeling really eccentric that day. zaepg fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Jan 30, 2021 |
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Jan 30, 2021 19:53
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*Goes over to his house to watch the Gorilla Channel*
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Jan 30, 2021 19:55
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Shrug and go back to playing video games
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Jan 30, 2021 19:57
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i invite over my best friend, rand paul's neighbor
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Jan 30, 2021 19:57
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Where I live I’d be able to sell my 560 sq foot house for a million dollars if he was my next door neighbor. Lots of rich chuds here that still believe in him
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Jan 30, 2021 20:02
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For the last time Donald, over here in europe the water level of the toilet is way lower so you can't just lap it up, at least with that hairdo. You need to get a straw. No I'm not pulling you out of there, call maintenace or cia or whatever the gently caress
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Jan 30, 2021 20:10
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starting to find it strange how melania's always busy or out shopping. not sure i've ever actually seen her here
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Jan 30, 2021 20:21
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How would he react to this?
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Jan 30, 2021 20:21
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[rambunctious singing]...und das heißt: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeerika!!!!! Seriously Donald when I told you your friends need to leave I meant they need to leave, not just hang around in the parking lot
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Jan 30, 2021 20:22
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get a two person bicycle and ride it with him while Queen's 'Bicycle' blairs constantly on repeat every single day for hours and then we grope each other publicly at the park while wearing basketball shorts
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Jan 30, 2021 20:29
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Tell my neighbors to crank up the Norteno music to drive him out.
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Jan 30, 2021 20:29
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"It's sculpted in detail and on the base of it says 'Trump'." On. The. Base. It. SAYS 'Trump', dad. Can you BELIEVE that? Wow.
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Jan 30, 2021 20:38
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Remember when I bought the life sized Alf statue, dad? That didn't even SAY Alf on the base. It didn't say ANYTHING on the base. Yes, it stood on its own, I know that. I KNOW that, dad. But it didn't SAY ALF on it, DID it?! This SAYS Trump RIGHT ON IT
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Jan 30, 2021 20:40
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What's that son? You've been recruited into "Space Force"? I told you, stay the hell away from apartment B19!
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Jan 30, 2021 20:40
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Hand over the "Space Force" uniform right now, you're not hanging around that crowd What the gently caress.. it's a goddamn thong!?!
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Jan 30, 2021 20:42
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I'm begging you, please stop playing YMCA.
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Jan 30, 2021 21:01
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finally someone fatter than me lives around here
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Jan 30, 2021 21:05
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Have some hilarious sitcom hijinks revolving around Don roping me in on his get-rich-quick schemes. In one episode he starts a casino...RIGHT IN MY HOUSE! What a character!
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Jan 30, 2021 21:07
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Don holds a kickoff rally for a 2024 presidential run in front of my house, but clashes between Antifa and Trump supporters destroy my neighborhood. Sounds like a...RIOT!!
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Jan 30, 2021 21:11
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I'll finally be able to see these fabled small hands in person.
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Jan 30, 2021 21:13
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Write love letters to John Barron and leave them on his stoop.
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Jan 30, 2021 21:20
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*lights pipe* Yeah I remember, there was a Yank who tried to live here *puffs* Couldn't really find a decent cheeseburger around here *puffs Drove him crazy *puffs* You shoulda thought of this poo poo before you moved here Donny, you little poo poo
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Jan 30, 2021 21:23
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Don tries to build a pool full of piss, but the HOA doesn't allow it. He tries to claim its just water with yellow dye in it, but the smell doesn't agree with that
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Jan 30, 2021 21:36
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I charge the secret service guards every time they need to use my toilet.
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Jan 30, 2021 21:40
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I'd go over there and beat the everliving gently caress out of him daily.
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Jan 30, 2021 22:08
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mr trump sir my large adult son, army, died three times in iraq so can i please have the rest of my $2000 check from all your bribe money
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Jan 30, 2021 22:09
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so much piss everywhere.
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Jan 30, 2021 22:13
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go knock on his door every day with tears in my eyes and say SIR... you're the best neighbor I ever had SIR. and i've been a neighbor for 40 years but I've never seen anybody shuffle around a lawn like you SIR. thank you
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Jan 30, 2021 22:22
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what surprised me the most was the number of people who removed their trump signs from their lawns after he moved in
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Jan 30, 2021 22:27
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Shove Trump steaks into his mailbox every morning.
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Jan 30, 2021 22:28
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I would put my house for sale and advertise that it’s next door to Trump and rake in the dollars.
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Jan 30, 2021 22:30
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people keep saying sell their house. turn it in to an air bnb and milk the chuds forever
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Jan 30, 2021 22:32
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Hello Donald good day today.
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Jan 30, 2021 22:33
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Famously small hands
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Jan 30, 2021 22:39
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