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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

discover my price

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Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

If you are still in line to buy GameStop. STAY IN LINE

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Lostconfused posted:

I am sorry but this is the doomsday economy thread and on weekends people talk about cool things like taco bell and used cars.

I miss t-bell chat ITT. Bring back smythe

cool av
Mar 2, 2013

oxsnard posted:

here's a fact: 90% of the meme stock gamblers itt will lose money. That would be true irrespective of how badly WS succeeds in loving over retail traders to protect their interests

90% checking in

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

mila kunis posted:

then write an article about it or go on the news or whatever. profiting on the movement of stocks based on "hey this company sucks" serves no useful societal purpose

who is going to pay you for the article? people gotta eat.

cool av
Mar 2, 2013

at least my massive losses happened on my first and only foray into stock gambling, if i had a winning streak first who knows how far i could sink

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!

mila kunis posted:

i dont understand why good options do for society either, just seems like a big casino to me

options are for hedging (not in the "hedge fund" sense) against disaster or windfall

they didn't really blow up like this until electronic trading made them super easy

kicks forts
Feb 19, 2006

cheers
Just put your money into Doge you can trade that at weekends guys

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

my standard oil going up up up

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

Relevant Tangent posted:

lol, shorting companies but not telling anyone you're doing it is the definition of criminal

just a reminder that the person regurgitating easily googled falsehoods, might in fact be a loving idiot


quote:

Q: What about short positions?

A: You should not include short positions on Form 13F. You also should not subtract your short position(s) in a security from your long position(s) in that same security; report only the long position


https://www.sec.gov/divisions/investment/13ffaq.htm

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011

Relevant Tangent posted:

who is going to pay you for the article? people gotta eat.

if the company is bad and people find out they sell and the price goes down, you the wannabe shorter profiting off it serves no useful purpose to society

the whole things a casino anyway and if its a game you can write whatever arbitrary rules you want into it

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
GME call options are just preoders on gamestop

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

Warmachine posted:

open er up to close this dumb slapfight lol

guy in a trenchcoat offering different stocks, bankers stuffing shares in his shorts like he’s as stripper

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

A mod realizes that poo poo-posting rates are going to rise at a semi-annual rate and enters into an agreement to lay the banhammer at a fixed rate. This practice is best described as:

o likely to produce agreement from Relevant Tangent
o typical mod bullshit
o likely to produce objections from Relevant Tangent

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

oxsnard posted:

here's a fact: 90% of the meme stock gamblers itt will lose money. That would be true irrespective of how badly WS succeeds in loving over retail traders to protect their interests

no one cares

kicks forts
Feb 19, 2006

cheers

Relevant Tangent posted:

who is going to pay you for the article? people gotta eat.

Wall Street will pay you for anything that might convince people to sell gme

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

you fuckin finance people think we dont understand options? for the past 15 years ive been paying $5 for the right, but not the obligation, to purchase Call Of Duty for $55 expiring in two weeks

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

cool av posted:

if Warren could somehow finagle this into getting increased regulations on wall st that would be great; if you want to give benefit of the doubt she misread the whole situation and saw this as an opportunity to do that.

I guess that ship sailed a decade ago, though.

she's going to finagle it into taking retail investor's money

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
warren is a very smart moron

kicks forts
Feb 19, 2006

cheers

Judakel posted:

no one cares

Oxsnard's fate is to be crucified to save the souls of the Doomsday economics thread

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

the popes toes posted:

A mod realizes that poo poo-posting rates are going to rise at a semi-annual rate and enters into an agreement to lay the banhammer at a fixed rate. This practice is best described as:

o likely to produce agreement from Relevant Tangent
o typical mod bullshit
o likely to produce objections from Relevant Tangent

all three

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

kicks forts posted:

Oxsnard's fate is to be crucified to save the souls of the Doomsday economics thread

biden voting fucker

kicks forts
Feb 19, 2006

cheers

Fellatio del Toro posted:

you fuckin finance people think we dont understand options? for the past 15 years ive been paying $5 for the right, but not the obligation, to purchase Call Of Duty for $55 expiring in two weeks

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

the era of three Wallstreets

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

Judakel posted:

biden voting fucker

that's rude! I did not vote for biden, post reported for eSlander

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde
tired: sadopopulism
wired: sadofinance

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

oxsnard posted:

that's rude! I did not vote for biden, post reported for eSlander

a karen too

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

Shinjobi posted:

Let's all talk about how to make Nokia cooler and more attractive to younger Americans


Let's make it hip, cool and pog champ to like Nokia. Dude.

Send a Roblox server a donation. In the latest Bleach themed roblox game is called Reaper and you can find the the Trello and discord information by typing in "Reaper Roblox Trello".

In this game you can do a quest to kill 50 hollows that rewards ¥1000 then then convert that yen into exp by doing a quest where you buy a dude an ¥80 bucket of KFC in exchange for 30exp. I mathed it out and the children playing on this server have to do that loop 80 times to get to rank 20 to level up to the next badass hollow demon with 8 blink dashes.


No reason that kfc can't be a Nokia phone. I mean the Roblox ascethetic is perfect for the brick phone.

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

BIG

STRUCTURAL

BAILEY

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

Judakel posted:

a taintrunner too

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Judakel posted:

a karen too

juda didn't you unironically vote for trump

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

kfc is making a game console will yum! brands be the next meme stock?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Judakel posted:

biden voting fucker

yeah sorry about the election results. honor your bet, coward

inferis
Dec 30, 2003

Nonsense posted:

kfc is making a game console will yum! brands be the next meme stock?

not unless the naked chicken chalupa is coming back

speng31b
May 8, 2010

KirbyKhan posted:

Send a Roblox server a donation. In the latest Bleach themed roblox game is called Reaper and you can find the the Trello and discord information by typing in "Reaper Roblox Trello".

In this game you can do a quest to kill 50 hollows that rewards ¥1000 then then convert that yen into exp by doing a quest where you buy a dude an ¥80 bucket of KFC in exchange for 30exp. I mathed it out and the children playing on this server have to do that loop 80 times to get to rank 20 to level up to the next badass hollow demon with 8 blink dashes.


No reason that kfc can't be a Nokia phone. I mean the Roblox ascethetic is perfect for the brick phone.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

i say swears online posted:

yeah sorry about the election results. honor your bet, coward

lol what bet?

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Yossarian-22 posted:

juda didn't you unironically vote for trump

no where did you even pick that up

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

i say swears online posted:

yeah sorry about the election results. honor your bet, coward

invest in gme and you wouldn't be begging :sad:

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
I still can't believe wall street has a literal golden bull. Like a calf would have been too on the nose of a metaphor, but a bull is just right

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

*opens lid of thread* what’s that smell?

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