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CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Dick Pikachu looked visually cool if nothing else.

And Justice Smith is a way better protagonist than James Marsden the sad small town cop who wants to go to the city to be a real big boy cop.

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The Klowner
Apr 20, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Both pikachu and sonic were bad. Their movies I mean, their games are good. Well, their first ones anyway.

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

I'm not above enjoying a kid's movie, but man Sonic was just the laziest poo poo. I feel terrible for those VFX people forced to work overtime on something that was so disposable and utterly lifeless. At least if the studio left homunculus Sonic in it might have had some ironic charm.

Debbie Does Dagon
Jul 8, 2005



I enjoyed Detective Pikachu, but there were definite scenes of meaningless spectacle, the Torterra garden for instance, that could have been edited out with nothing lost

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

Oh poo poo I gotta do the new Movie of the Month thread still

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
...is it Sonic The Hedgehog?

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Who do I ask for MOTM approval?

Anonymous Robot
Jun 1, 2007

Lost his leg in Robo War I
Sonic was cool because it was a throwback to the kid’s movies of the 90’s, right down to casting Jim Carrey, which is an ingenious and savvy way to make a Sonic the Hedgehog movie in 2019.

That being said, the post-credits scene gives us a glimpse of a bolder vision and a better movie.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

TrixRabbi posted:

Oh poo poo I gotta do the new Movie of the Month thread still

Do son of the mask. Make it came out feb years ago.

It’s both the movie of the decade and the movie of the year tia

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Who do I ask for MOTM approval?

Deb has more of a handle on it than I, but if you (or anyone) send the request to me I'll get the wheels turning.

Debbie Does Dagon
Jul 8, 2005



If anyone interested in doing a MotM thread, feel free to PM me :)

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019

For Real!

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

yeah Sonic was pretty excruciating.

Detective Pikachu was fun and weird but i was also pretty gone off edibles when i saw it.

Careful, edibles almost made me call Pixels a good movie :nono:

Debbie Does Dagon posted:

I enjoyed Detective Pikachu, but there were definite scenes of meaningless spectacle, the Torterra garden for instance, that could have been edited out with nothing lost

This was the exact point I started thinking about how little I was enjoying hte movie

JollyBoyJohn fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Feb 1, 2021

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010
Detective Pikachu was at least weird and took some risks with the property, some of the new designs to translate Pokémon into CGI that can mesh with live action were great. I especially loved Bulbasaur and Ludicolo, though I wouldn’t call it a good movie overall.

Sonic I suspect would be considered one of the worst game adaptations ever made if they hadn’t made the design change. It doesn’t do anything to separate itself from the chaff other than that. And Jim Carrey’s performance which is quite good for the script giving him nothing.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/moby_dickhead/status/1356347686497218561?s=20

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

Detective Pikachu was fun and weird but i was also pretty gone off edibles when i saw it.

I wish Rotten Tomatoes would use blurbs like this.

CelticPredator posted:

son of the mask.

The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

Debbie Does Dagon posted:

If anyone interested in doing a MotM thread, feel free to PM me :)

Am I still the permanent guest host for when no one else does one?

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Son of the mask isn’t a problem. It’s a solution

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

CelticPredator posted:

Son of the mask isn’t a problem. It’s a solution

Leave me alone, I'm not joining your cult.

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!


drat, not really a fan of that dude's work but that's still an egregious rip off to do that without his permission.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

CPL593H posted:

Leave me alone, I'm not joining your cult.

Put on the mask!

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Tokyo Fist rules.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

ASK ME ABOUT MY
UNITED STATES MARINES
FUNKO POPS COLLECTION



https://twitter.com/jacob__posts/status/1356280877815394304?s=20

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

JollyBoyJohn posted:

Careful, edibles almost made me call Pixels a good movie :nono:

I will never rewatch Wonder Woman because my edible kicked in at the perfect time and I thought it was transcendant (until the 3rd act reality shook me out of my heightened reverence). I want to preserve that opinion, regardless of my sober judgement.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Easily the best body horror boxing flick of the mid 90s.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

FreudianSlippers posted:

Easily the best body horror boxing flick of the mid 90s.

Wow you must've been even higher at your Wonder Woman screening than I was.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

CelticPredator posted:

Put on the mask!

Why does everyone on this forum want me to put things on?

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Don’t kink shame

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

CPL593H posted:

Why does everyone on this forum want me to put things on?

Better than trying to get you to take things off.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

feedmyleg posted:

Better than trying to get you to take things off.

I am severely aware of having no one asking me to take things off.

Safety Factor
Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer
If you never put on the shorts, no one can ask you to take them off.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Safety Factor posted:

If you never put on the shorts, no one can ask you to take them off.

I put the shorts on twice already and you missed it. LIVE WITH THAT REGRET.

I wear shorts to bed and have been wearing The Shorts to bed for years.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Goons wear short shorts!

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Goons wear short shorts!

That would be bad for everyone involved.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010
I convinced my friend to watch Sorry to Bother You during an edible-fueled night and he started to come down just as the horse people started factoring in. Pretty sure he broke his chair's armrests.

Debbie Does Dagon
Jul 8, 2005



CPL593H posted:

Am I still the permanent guest host for when no one else does one?

You can be anything you want, you only need to dream it

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Debbie Does Dagon posted:

You can be anything you want, you only need to dream it

Someone take these dreams away that point me to another day.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.
Detective Pikachu should have leaned into the weird poo poo harder. Give me more Mewtwo-as-Pokemon-Moses, Dittos that pass for human, more of the "oh by the way this entire area is inhabited by pokemon the size of tectonic plates," etc.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Safety Factor posted:

If you never put on the shorts, no one can ask you to take them off.

Mods, change CPL's name to Preemptive Nudist, thanks.

McCloud
Oct 27, 2005

So uh, when did we get two new mods for CineD? Totally missed that...

A belated congratulations to D3X and Machete Zombie

The Klowner
Apr 20, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I watched Tenet and Shin Godzilla with my friends (who'd already seen them) this weekend.

I'm just going to copy paste my thoughts on Tenet from my Letterboxd review. This poo poo pissed me off and I need to complain about it somewhere.

quote:

Every Nolan movie seems to start with an interesting science fiction idea and the plot is an afterthought which serves to exploit that idea in interesting ways. This is no more apparent than in Tenet. Anything that doesn't directly showcase the idea of inversion is paid no attention or care at all. Thus you have scenes like the one where one character is describing her abuse at the hands of her husband, which ought to be presented with the gravitas one would expect, but the dialogue is delivered and edited as if the film is embarrassed that it had to include it. Nolan wants to show off the cool sci-fi concept and have it be justified in the script, and hurriedly rushes through the emotional core of the movie to do so. (Doesn't help matters that Nolan again refuses to put any effort into mixing the dialogue, so one must strain to hear what is being said.) It sucks all the tension out of the film. I simply do not care about Mr. Protagonist and his friends because the emotional stakes are not treated with importance by the film, and in this kind of film that's all that really matters.

The action is fantastical and delightfully excessive. The emotional beats are rote and underdeveloped. The dialogue is necessarily expository and simple. The audio is horribly unbalanced. It's a Nolan film and you shouldn't expect anything more.

2.5 / 5 stars

And Shin Godzilla frickin ruled.

The Klowner fucked around with this message at 15:35 on Feb 2, 2021

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therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

McCloud posted:

So uh, when did we get two new mods for CineD? Totally missed that...

A belated congratulations to D3X and Machete Zombie

I think you mean congrats to Fran.

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