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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Jimes

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Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem

What is this thing

Classic Comrade
Dec 24, 2012

(hair tousled from head shaking during speeches)

Dear Watson posted:

What is this thing

i think its some sort of sandwich (maybe ham and cheese) with a pretzel bun?

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

that shovel grip! :toot:

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Dear Watson posted:

What is this thing

Hash brown blowout.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Ten-year-old American boy, or a fifty-year-old Russian?

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

CaptainBeefart posted:

Hash brown blowout.

That's what you call it 6 hours later coming out

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993







Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Enchilada Kid

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
I really miss giant, watered-down iced teas out of those red frosted textured plastic cups

Phthisis
Apr 16, 2007

"Maybe some dolphins have sex for pleasure."
Time for some more photos from the archive:

Let's start off with a topic of "what better way to advertise than with some random thing?"







And of course, there is truly nothing more quintessentially americana than the hosed-up dinosaur statue:




this is clearly some kind of weird rhino giraffe hybrid but was being passed off as some kind of beast from the past


^^^ big mood from this guy

This brings us to the main topic for today, miniature golf courses, which are inexorably intertwined with the "hosed-up t-rex statue". It seems like every mini golf course needs one of these babies. In fact, a couple of these statues show up in pictures at multiple miniature golf courses with different paint jobs.






see now this one strikes fear into me, but maybe not for the right reasons


This guy has a weird hosed up overbite and needs some work

Fortunately, another miniature golf course seems to have given this mass-produced friend a more appropriate jaw, and hell, lets give it some lipstick and face tattoos, too. That's a thing dinosaurs definitely did, right?



Onto some more weird things in the mini golf courses:




these are gonna haunt my dreams for a while


i mean honestly I don't think you could tell this apart from a real skull


idk what the gently caress this is supposed to be but ill just take the max stroke penalty and move on rather than get any closer


it's a caged ape? but it kinda looks like it's wearing clothes. idk

oh yeah, and of course you need some nazi solute characters, too:





I mean I guess they're waiving, but idk, they don't look very friendly

Doesn't this just scream fun, though?



And finally, here's a couple that actually looked pretty sweet to me


I like the creepy octopus in the lagoon


This place in California looks fuckin cool as hell. 10/10 would play mini golf there

And for some bonus content, I love this wagon pulled by a tractor with a horse covering

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Code Jockey posted:

I really miss giant, watered-down iced teas out of those red frosted textured plastic cups



I can feel the texture of the crushed ice and can smell Pizz Hut just looking at that.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

tfw when im high as balls, wearing no clothes, and there's a knock at the door

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Bonzo posted:

I can feel the texture of the crushed ice and can smell Pizz Hut just looking at that.

Same gave me flashbacks to when going to pizza hut felt like a big deal as a kid, and you bought soda by the pitcher

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Tfw someone walks in on me while I'm nude in my changing cage. Though my genitals are cleverly obscured you can see my dark night of the soul quite clearly.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

This picture looks like it should be a scene in the movie Casino.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

CPL593H posted:

This picture looks like it should be a scene in the movie Casino.

lotta swimming pools out in the desert.

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

Phthisis posted:




this is clearly some kind of weird rhino giraffe hybrid but was being passed off as some kind of beast from the past

Edit:I was wrong it's a dinocerata, fangs give it away.

Telsa Cola fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Feb 3, 2021

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

teardrop posted:

Lookit that big ole omelet, I miss diner food

That's a calzone.

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH



same

Phthisis
Apr 16, 2007

"Maybe some dolphins have sex for pleasure."

Telsa Cola posted:

Edit:I was wrong it's a dinocerata, fangs give it away.



whoa drat, that's interesting! I am clearly learning something from these great contributions of culture :patriot:

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

Phthisis posted:

whoa drat, that's interesting! I am clearly learning something from these great contributions of culture :patriot:

One day in the future this will be the Crystal Palace dinosaurs of our time.

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

I kinda miss following the League of Extraordinary Lincolns around.

Deeters
Aug 21, 2007


Pennywise the Frown posted:

That's a calzone.

According to the menu, it was a meat lovers pizza with a second pizza crust on top. $38

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Deeters posted:

According to the menu, it was a meat lovers pizza with a second pizza crust on top. $38

Gob bless america

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Deeters posted:

According to the menu, it was a meat lovers pizza with a second pizza crust on top. $38

wtf? That shits thinner than a tortillã

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Aardvark! posted:

wtf? That shits thinner than a tortillã

Lack of pizza rules is a double edged sword

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

The Bloop posted:

Lack of pizza rules is a double edged sword

Pizza Sovereign Citizens

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

LifeSunDeath posted:

Pizza Sovereign Citizens

My red checkerboard tablecloth has a gold fringe, motherfucker

Deeters
Aug 21, 2007


From http://moyockpizza.com/menu.html

quote:

PAPA G
Double Meat-lovers, Meatballs, with a Crust on Top!

The filenames were Papa G.jpg

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Deeters posted:

According to the menu, it was a meat lovers pizza with a second pizza crust on top. $38

Ah a "stuffed pizza." Basically a calzone. For uh.... $38.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
So an extra pizza crust is 10 dollars. To my knowledge, cheese and sauce are more expensive for a restaurant than crust. I would still order it once for science.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Banjo kid from deliverance.

Hokkaido Anxiety
May 21, 2007

slub club 2013

Wild to see a tiny place in the middle of nowhere that I've eaten at. They have a very nice mural inside and a nice cat outside.



manero
Jan 30, 2006


I’ve seen these in two other places, most notably at a gas station off the freeway in DeForest WI. Even had the glasses.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
A lot of these places look like towns where they don't like outsiders and there's a decent chance you won't been seen again if you decide to stop there.

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009



“Don’t eat pork? gently caress off!”

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Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Phthisis posted:


And of course, there is truly nothing more quintessentially americana than the hosed-up dinosaur statue:




this is clearly some kind of weird rhino giraffe hybrid but was being passed off as some kind of beast from the past


^^^ big mood from this guy

This brings us to the main topic for today, miniature golf courses, which are inexorably intertwined with the "hosed-up t-rex statue". It seems like every mini golf course needs one of these babies. In fact, a couple of these statues show up in pictures at multiple miniature golf courses with different paint jobs.






see now this one strikes fear into me, but maybe not for the right reasons


This guy has a weird hosed up overbite and needs some work

Fortunately, another miniature golf course seems to have given this mass-produced friend a more appropriate jaw, and hell, lets give it some lipstick and face tattoos, too. That's a thing dinosaurs definitely did, right?



I love concrete dinosaurs.


Phthisis posted:

I like the creepy octopus in the lagoon




This is rad! I'm going to quote this in the octopus thread.

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