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luchajones posted:Stars Wars Fact: I never thought I’d be emptyquoting a Josh
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poisonpill posted:I never thought I’d be emptyquoting a Josh and you failed
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 13:52 |
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why did the star destroyer have a garbage compactor if it just jettisons it all out into space anyways
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 13:53 |
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so that they didn’t have to put a new bag in as often
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 13:55 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnTpl93q3Bc
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 13:56 |
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Mozi posted:why did the star destroyer have a garbage compactor if it just jettisons it all out into space anyways It was a trashquarium for that hentai monster. It was a pet that the Rebel scum murdered!
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 13:56 |
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Hmm, now that i think about it, we only see the rebels abuse and kill animals in the movies
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 14:00 |
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Regarde Aduck posted:People that get really mad about spoilers are a very vocal minority. But don’t worry, it is a growing movement. It’s fomo mixed with a meme. The idea that once ‘spoiled’ nothing about the journey matters because now you won’t have enjoyed it quite as much. That now there is a universe out there where you didn’t get spoiled so your enjoyment quotient was just that little bit higher. When actually you don’t watch things just to move from revelation to revelation. There's also the fact that, if you understand story structure, then you've automatically spoiled 90% of everything for yourself. For example: In every heist movie, if they explain every step of the plan, that means the plan is going to go wrong. If they don't explain the entire plan, then it is going to work.
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luchajones posted:Stars Wars Fact:
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 14:40 |
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Taintrunner posted:There’s an entire comic about a female engineer in the Empire who falls in love with Darth Vader. This is how Vader deals with it after finding out: someone posted this in the previous thread and somebody else replied quote:A woman? and lol that still cracks me up
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 14:53 |
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juggalo baby coffin posted:i rewatched the most recent best of the worst, cause i wasnt paying full attention the first time, and i think i wish they had destroyed The Suckling. a disgusting setup is one thing, but that ending really kills the movie for me. i like a lot of trashy, sleazy movies, but you gotta have a proper karmic ending if you're going to have such an awful setup. it's part of the fun in those types of trashy movies, seeing the villains get their comeuppance in the most horrifying ways possible. The thing about The Suckling is that I'm 99% sure the movie is basically anti-abortion propaganda* , and as far is it's concerned, all the villains did get their comeuppance: The brothel/clinic staff, the boyfriend, and of course, the mother for daring to have an abortion, and she even got the most horrific death. *: I want to say that this movie is what a ex-hippie mom that's getting her brainworms would put in for her 16-20 teenage daughter to watch to make them scared of sex
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https://twitter.com/ComplexPop/status/1357454131871506434
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https://youtu.be/RhMYBfF7-hE
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 16:36 |
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Ah, it's his opus. He's been refining the UNO-based heist concept for years
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ProperCoochie posted:someone posted this in the previous thread and somebody else replied https://youtu.be/IdyXKJ8NcNI
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PostNouveau posted:Ah, it's his opus. He's been refining the UNO-based heist concept for years when all seems lost and the villain has won, the hero manages to shout 'uno!' first and saves the day
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 17:30 |
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The heist team devolves into chaos over an argument over whether you should be allowed to put +4 on another +4.
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 17:43 |
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Patreon Update:quote:Hey everyone. A new Half in the Bag should be coming soon. We mentioned in an earlier update that we planned to discuss the movies Synchronic and Psycho Goreman, but we also ended up doing a third movie, Promising Young Woman.
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 18:37 |
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I would simply fill the warehouse with insulation, so that the content production can continue year round
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 18:40 |
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Saw that; I went to the movie house to see Promising Young Woman a few weeks ago, and it would be an industrial-grade Take Engine if anyone had actually seen it.
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 18:41 |
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I never want to play Uno again in my life.
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 18:42 |
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The warehouse being impossible to heat is a fun new addition to the lore
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 18:42 |
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LanceHunter posted:Patreon Update: Oh my god they have an excuse to skip the CONEMATIC EVENT OF THE YEAR THE HBO MAX RELEASE OF THE LEGENDARY SNYDER CUT OF THR GREATEST DC CINEMATIC UNIVERSE BLOCKBUSTER OF ALL TIME, ZACK SMYDER’S THE JUSTICE LEAGUE???
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 18:43 |
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Haven’t they put on their winter weight yet? They don’t need studio insulation!
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Taintrunner posted:Oh my god they have an excuse to skip the CONEMATIC EVENT OF THE YEAR THE HBO MAX RELEASE OF THE LEGENDARY SNYDER CUT OF THR GREATEST DC CINEMATIC UNIVERSE BLOCKBUSTER OF ALL TIME, ZACK SMYDER’S THE JUSTICE LEAGUE??? What? There's still well over a month until the Snyder Cut drops on HBO Max. And given that every superhero movie review they do averages double the views of their other content, I imagine they'll find a way to shoot a HitB about it. We can all look forward to Mike's partially-correct recollections of the movie he half-watched while folding laundry and doing other chores. EDIT: This actually made me curious, so I went to their youtube channel and sorted the videos by popularity. The top 21 videos are all Plinkett reviews or superhero/Star Wars/Ghostbusters HitBs. Hell, their Suicide Squad video is in the top 20, well ahead of any BotW videos. (The first BotW video to appear is the Surviving Edged Weapons Wheel episode, at number 22.) LanceHunter fucked around with this message at 18:56 on Feb 5, 2021 |
# ? Feb 5, 2021 18:49 |
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Looking forward to that sweet Chooper content!
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LanceHunter posted:What? There's still well over a month until the Snyder Cut drops on HBO Max. And given that every superhero movie review they do averages double the views of their other content, I imagine they'll find a way to shoot a HitB about it. Tragic the oinking masses love their superhero reviews. Not like us connoisseurs who know that the best content is Josh and Jay reviewing 80s horror sequels.
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LanceHunter posted:We can all look forward to Mike's partially-correct recollections of the movie he half-watched while folding laundry and doing other chores. *swirls wineglass*
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LanceHunter posted:What? There's still well over a month until the Snyder Cut drops on HBO Max. And given that every superhero movie review they do averages double the views of their other content, I imagine they'll find a way to shoot a HitB about it. oh gently caress I thought it was Feb. 18 not March 18. Goddamnit!
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 19:13 |
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Christopher Plummer died. Rip Von Trapp.
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 19:20 |
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RIP to a GOAT
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 19:22 |
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if you want an amazing 90s virtual reality attempt at cyberpunk schlock, Virtuosity is on amazon prime. i watched it last night and forgot how terrible/entertaining it is. i mean roger ebert liked it and there werent even any tits!
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 19:24 |
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Looking up his Oscar win and drat 2012 was a weak year.
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 19:26 |
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Gonna recommended a Christopher Plummer movie most people probably haven't seen, The Silent Partner. It's a 70's thriller where he plays a psycho bank robber.
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Arcsquad12 posted:Christopher Plummer died. Rip Von Trapp. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu1ybdZdl3I&t=34s
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Hackers film 1995 posted:if you want an amazing 90s virtual reality attempt at cyberpunk schlock, Virtuosity is on amazon prime. i watched it last night and forgot how terrible/entertaining it is. i mean roger ebert liked it and there werent even any tits! gently caress yes it is, that movie rules and I re-watch it regularly. Also the best Joker movie ever made, Russel Crowe is just loving fantastic.
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He's pretty good in The Pink Panther Returns
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 19:33 |
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He's so loving good in this.
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Taintrunner posted:gently caress yes it is, that movie rules and I re-watch it regularly. Also the best Joker movie ever made, Russel Crowe is just loving fantastic. that movie, strange days, hackers (obviously), lawnmower man, johnny mnemonic, etc are all movies that hit this 90s schlock g- spot and it fuckin rules
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