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MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL


Hi everyone

So believe it or not I just finished getting done working for mypillow for a little over 2 years. I was in outside sales. You might have seen me at a Costco or a Home & Garden show! Costco is not renewing the contract in February so I'm out of a job. Anyway, I digress.

This is a genuine demographic I pitched to Mike himself, we never got off the "I wonder what if" stage. I still have a copy of that email to the big man himself:



So, it was considered!


Funny thing you can get an autographed Mike Lindell bobblehead that's nearly identical:

https://www.mypillow.com/mikelindellbobbleheads.html

MageMage fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Feb 5, 2021

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




MageMage posted:

Hi everyone

So believe it or not I just finished getting done working for mypillow for a little over 2 years. I was in outside sales. You might have seen me at a Costco or a Home & Garden show! Costco is not renewing the contract in February so I'm out of a job. Anyway, I digress.

This is a genuine demographic I pitched to Mike himself, we never got off the "I wonder what if" stage. I still have a copy of that email to the big man himself:



So, it was considered!

Ok this is definitely the best submission so far.
Nobody will ever top this.


MageMage posted:

Funny thing you can get an autographed Mike Lindell bobblehead that's nearly identical:

https://www.mypillow.com/mikelindellbobbleheads.html

That's the one I used. :)

And LOL his autograph is worth 6$. (I'm sure it's a staffer signing 'em but still)

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


MageMage posted:

Hi everyone

So believe it or not I just finished getting done working for mypillow for a little over 2 years. I was in outside sales. You might have seen me at a Costco or a Home & Garden show! Costco is not renewing the contract in February so I'm out of a job. Anyway, I digress.

This is a genuine demographic I pitched to Mike himself, we never got off the "I wonder what if" stage. I still have a copy of that email to the big man himself:



So, it was considered!

:lmao: Sorry about the job.

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

Spazzle posted:

I'd just go with "My struggle"

I'm gonna take this back and go with "My Snuggles"

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

MageMage posted:

Hi everyone

So believe it or not I just finished getting done working for mypillow for a little over 2 years. I was in outside sales. You might have seen me at a Costco or a Home & Garden show! Costco is not renewing the contract in February so I'm out of a job. Anyway, I digress.

This is a genuine demographic I pitched to Mike himself, we never got off the "I wonder what if" stage. I still have a copy of that email to the big man himself:



So, it was considered!


Funny thing you can get an autographed Mike Lindell bobblehead that's nearly identical:

https://www.mypillow.com/mikelindellbobbleheads.html

holy poo poo lol

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






Found a font for the logo:

https://famfonts.com/my-pillow/


e: MyToronto




e2: fixed the leech link

Bronze Fonz fucked around with this message at 07:01 on Feb 7, 2021

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Bronze Fonz posted:

Can you smell the rock he's cooking?

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
if Mike sold Mysteaks and My University do you think trump would get mad

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH




I want this to air during the Super Bowl

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
Bronze Fonz what have you done

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Dick Bastardly posted:

Bronze Fonz what have you done

Oh what's this about?

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Bronze Fonz posted:



Found a font for the logo:

https://famfonts.com/zips/my-pillow.zip


e: MyToronto



And I said OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Flimf
Sep 3, 2006

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Bronze Fonz posted:

Oh what's this about?


Boku no ahego.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



lol

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Bronze Fonz posted:

Oh what's this about?



I thought I was going to get nightmares from this thread. So far I have been spared the evil pillow man's night terrors... for now...

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






Dick Bastardly posted:

I thought I was going to get nightmares from this thread. So far I have been spared the evil pillow man's night terrors... for now...

Bronze Fonz fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Feb 6, 2021

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Dear Lord

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001


My Pilau would also work from a vegan carbohydrate-based viewpoint.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






fuctifino posted:

My Pilau would also work from a vegan carbohydrate-based viewpoint.

Pffff look at this NUTjob!

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week
this required moderate drinking to avoid being sick

Only registered members can see post attachments!

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

No photoshop needed

Except maybe to make this guy really fat

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




AHH F/UGH posted:

Except maybe to make this guy really fat

Request fulfilled!

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

:chefkiss:

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




My Lisa

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




:chanpop:

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
And all of this is why GBS exists in the first place. Please keep up the amazing work.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
I've changed my mind; deepfakes are good.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Lol goddamn

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Anyone have both the skills and the stomach to produce something about myiasis?

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Parahexavoctal posted:

Anyone have both the skills and the stomach to produce something about myiasis?

:stare:


Is that a loving maggot crawling under your skin or are you just really, really unhappy to see me?

e:

Bronze Fonz fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Feb 9, 2021

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Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Bronze Fonz posted:

:stare:


Is that a loving maggot crawling under your skin or are you just really, really unhappy to see me?

e:


How about lots of little pillows emerging from his skin like maggots?

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