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lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Jeremy Renner should have been cancelled because of his mobile app. That thing was embarrassing.

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poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


lobsterminator posted:

Jeremy Renner should have been cancelled because of his mobile app. That thing was embarrassing.

https://www.latimes.com/entertainme...their%20fandom.
Give him his own movie

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Make it about a Hawkeye who got kicked out of the Avengers because he has a bow and arrow and the rest of them all have powers of the gods. So he tries to parlay his time in the team into a series of failed ventures like apps and an Amazon storefront.

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!
Rich Evans app when?

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!
Before you ask, Mike and Jay have their own apps already called Twelve Steps AA App and Grindr, respectively.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Galewolf posted:

Rich Evans app when?

App Store
Rich Evans Official


Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Galewolf posted:

Before you ask, Mike and Jay have their own apps already called Twelve Steps AA App and Grindr, respectively.

lol

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Black Widow was in charge of the Avengers at the beginning of End Game! Like, Captain Marvel calls to check in with her boss, some Russian lady.

Black Widow and Hawkeye make sense if they add just one scene where Nick Fury tells them "OK we've somehow managed to get these demigods to do what I tell them. You normal-rear end people join their ranks and tell me if they start seeming like they're gonna realize they don't have to listen to me."

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Galewolf posted:

Before you ask, Mike and Jay have their own apps already called Twelve Steps AA App and Grindr, respectively.

There's already an Alex Jones soundboard app. We need one that lets us play Rich's angelic laugh and a litany of the words he can't say.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/LeslieStojsic/status/1357864684490280966

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


GOAT

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009



lmao

i dunno i can only respect the hustle of spending tons of cash to cut through the instagram noise

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


poisonpill posted:

Make it about a Hawkeye who got kicked out of the Avengers because he has a bow and arrow and the rest of them all have powers of the gods. So he tries to parlay his time in the team into a series of failed ventures like apps and an Amazon storefront.

The Avengers Office Space scene but it's Hawkeye

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Space Kablooey posted:

lmao

i dunno i can only respect the hustle of spending tons of cash to cut through the instagram noise

You may not have heard about the flameout that caused it to get pulled, though...

I Broke The Official Jeremy Renner App By Posting The Word "Porno" On It

EDIT:

Also, after the ending of last WandaVision, I've yet to encounter the flood of fanboy speculation about what this means in regards to the X-Men IP getting folded into the MCU that I expected. I'm not sure if this is because the show isn't really taking off in the way Disney expected, or if I've just managed to properly curate my social media to cut out the types of people who would go on about that.

LanceHunter fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Feb 6, 2021

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018


I’ll always remember him as the Emperor of the Known Universe.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


LanceHunter posted:

You may not have heard about the flameout that caused it to get pulled, though...

I Broke The Official Jeremy Renner App By Posting The Word "Porno" On It


hahaha oh noooo :allears:

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

PostNouveau posted:

Black Widow was in charge of the Avengers at the beginning of End Game! Like, Captain Marvel calls to check in with her boss, some Russian lady.

Black Widow and Hawkeye make sense if they add just one scene where Nick Fury tells them "OK we've somehow managed to get these demigods to do what I tell them. You normal-rear end people join their ranks and tell me if they start seeming like they're gonna realize they don't have to listen to me."

This is what she is at the end of Winter Soldier. She is sitting down in front of a government committee cleaning up the mess. You would think it would be Fury doing this instead. Hawkeye err, still does nothing. He doesn't have any useful skills other than shoot arrows. I am not even sure if he pushes papers.

:lol: finally acknowledging Wanda would have greased Thano's rear end had the writers not blatantly sidelined her.

LanceHunter posted:

You may not have heard about the flameout that caused it to get pulled, though...

I Broke The Official Jeremy Renner App By Posting The Word "Porno" On It

It's pro click look into a bizarre app. It's also a very clear what do you think was going to happen? Someone is going to try to break the app not necessarily out of malice, but to see if it can be done or for the lols. That Microsoft AI chat bot getting turned into a Neo-Nazi in a day was something else.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




The purpose of having normal people in your superhero squad is let them get beat up by the bad guys to show how strong the bad guy is and then have the super humans turn up and wreck face. It makes the super heroes look stronger too.

I dunno if marvel remembered that though

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
people love cheese in movies and you can't make cheese without renner

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

poisonpill posted:

App Store
Rich Evans Official




rich so cuddly even makes wife beater non threatening

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Wow rich Evans really let himself go since those pictures were taken

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


oohhboy posted:

This is what she is at the end of Winter Soldier. She is sitting down in front of a government committee cleaning up the mess. You would think it would be Fury doing this instead. Hawkeye err, still does nothing. He doesn't have any useful skills other than shoot arrows. I am not even sure if he pushes papers.

As far as I can tell, Hawkeye is kinda Jimmy Olson'd along into the Avengers because he got zapped by Loki in the first movie and then just ended up being in the right place at the right time when they had their first big fight.

Much like Jeremy Renner was in the right place at the right time (having that one leading role in The Hurt Locker) to get thrown into a bunch of franchises that have kept him employed far beyond what was reasonable.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
is the Knights of Renner a thing?

screaden
Apr 8, 2009

Mozi posted:

people love cheese in movies and you can't make cheese without renner

lol

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream
Remember how great Black Panther was?


I cant either!

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
Bizarrely, there is a whole podcast series about the Jeremy Renner app

https://redcircle.com/shows/the-renner-files

quote:

The Renner Files is a new kind of true crime podcast… one that’s not about true crime at all. Instead it’s about Jeremy Renner’s ill-fated app. Why did Oscar-nominated actor Jeremy Renner ever have an app? What did it do? Who made it? Who used it? And why did it shake the internet to its core? Hosts Caroline Goldfarb and Sarah Ramos set out to investigate the mystery of the app, but got so much more in return. The Renner Files tells a larger story: one about the dangerous side of celebrity fandom, the ethics of audience exploitation, the celebrity influencer complex, and the destructive power of ironic internet comedy.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

luchajones posted:

Remember how great Black Panther was?


I cant either!

Black Panther make cinema history with a good CIA character.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I thought Black Panther was mediocre before it was cool

People said I was mad

WHOS MAD NOW

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Black Panther is good now because he died :(

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Black Panther is definitely my favorite movie where the plot is black on black crime is inevitable so black people just need to swear fealty to white colonialism.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

hosed-Up Little Dog posted:

Bizarrely, there is a whole podcast series about the Jeremy Renner app

https://redcircle.com/shows/the-renner-files

It’s really good, I loved it. It dives into just how insane Renner is, including his lovely music, and then just how hosed up the culture of the app was before the trolls crashed the party. All the contests were rigged, or didn’t even give out prizes at all, but there was also a secret cabal of “Stars” (paid currency for the app) wielding sycophants trying to win those contests!

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

I liked the character before the Black Panther movie came out and ruined him.

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003


Black Panther was merely ok.

Weirdo
Jul 22, 2004

I stay up late :coffee:

Grimey Drawer

colonelwest posted:

I’ll always remember him as the Emperor of the Known Universe.



Christopher Plummer played the Emperor of the Universe in Star Crash; he signed up because Cozzi was shooting some scenes in Rome. "Give me Rome any day. I'll do porno in Rome, as long as I can get to Rome!" Plummer later claimed.

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!
The only good parts of Black Panther were Michael B. Jordan and M'Baku scenes.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I don't understand how a movie can cost $200 million and have such bad special effects.

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Tip posted:

I don't understand how a movie can cost $200 million and have such bad special effects.

Martin Freeman doesn’t get out of bed for anything less than $150 mil

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Galewolf posted:

The only good parts of Black Panther were Michael B. Jordan and M'Baku scenes.

Black Panther’s highs were really high, and its lows were just mediocre.

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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Endless Trash posted:

Martin Freeman doesn’t get out of bed for anything less than $150 mil

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