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Justin Godscock posted:It really wasn't until the final year or two of WCW did Scott Steiner decline to the point where he's really just a meme worth a laugh. Prof. Crocodile posted:One of them has a deformed chest that he's repeatedly tried to cover up with tattoos and stupid hats. At some point you just put on a loving shirt dude. I'm still impressed a dude as big as him could do this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw8NJD7wE58 Of course then he devolved into this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnEzU_x6PY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXReH5ktleQ
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 23:41 |
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Can't forget this Scott Steiner classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-dZGsd2rAY And Chris Jericho has aged like vinegar.
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# ? Feb 7, 2021 04:12 |
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lol Chris Jericho has bigger tits than Sable now.
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# ? Feb 7, 2021 04:19 |
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WHAT HAVE I BECOME
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# ? Feb 7, 2021 04:20 |
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Wow, he really stopped caring, lol.
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# ? Feb 7, 2021 04:27 |
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I used to visit my grandparents over the summer in the 80s and my grandpa would always sit in his recliner and watch the WWF on Saturday mornings. It was always like 2 hours of matches between guys you had never heard of culminating in a match between one WWF superstar and some nobody that'd get curb stomped in 30 seconds flat. I never understood the fascination but I remember thinking it was funny as hell that my grandpa thought it was "real". Every "headline" match in those morning shows went the same: Superstar takes like 3 minutes to make an entrance while some nondescript no-name guy waits in the ring for him. Match starts. No-name guy lands some weak move and the superstar pretends to stagger for a moment. Superstar then beats the everloving hell out of no-name guy. Match over. Superstar gives some hilarious ringside interview promoting whatever pay per-view event they had coming up. My favorite dude was some guy who used to literally chew on/tear up the corner turnbuckle post thingies and yell at people with a sock puppet.
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# ? Feb 7, 2021 05:02 |
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gently caress yea George the Animal Steel used to eat turnbuckles.
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# ? Feb 7, 2021 05:16 |
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:gently caress yea George the Animal Steel used to eat turnbuckles. That's the guy. Didn't he also have a sock puppet too or am I confusing two different guys? Edit: Quick googling says the sock puppet guy was Mick Foley. Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 05:32 on Feb 7, 2021 |
# ? Feb 7, 2021 05:18 |
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i enjoy wrestling your mom op
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# ? Feb 7, 2021 05:29 |
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Its one hundred percent true and verifiable that both vince mcmahon and hulk hogan want to have sex with their own daughters ( that's really a fact look at Hogans twitter history and Vince was always trying to do storylines where he married his own daughter)
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# ? Feb 7, 2021 05:30 |
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Not that it's not insanely creepy already, but I always thought that the fact that their daughters look a lot like them adds another layer of cringe. Of course, this layer is like a Post-it note on top of a wedding cake.
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# ? Feb 7, 2021 05:37 |
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Jericho is so disappointing as a Canadian as he’s such a loving chud and gives platforms to really lovely people His lovely rock band played at a super spreader event that eventually had over 250,000 covid cases and he didn’t give a gently caress
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# ? Feb 7, 2021 05:56 |
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Do it ironically posted:Jericho is so disappointing as a Canadian as he’s such a loving chud and gives platforms to really lovely people yeah, jericho is a weird one, if you're a wrestler he's super cool, if you're anyone else he's terrible jericho pros: - consistently gives silly money to any injured/sick indy wrestler with a gofundme - went out of his way to reunite benoit's surviving son and his aunt for dark side of the ring - tried to fight brock lesnar irl (lol) because he thought he was hurting other wrestlers legit - actively trying to make young wrestlers into stars as opposed to 90% of the old dudes in wrestling - trolled bert kreischer, as a treat jericho cons: - drunk - chud - drunkchud - band not good - personally killed the population of rekjavik
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# ? Feb 7, 2021 11:38 |
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Here's some old-school rasslin' from Detroit circa 1978, for anyone who wonders why people like wrestling https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYXvak7qBYY
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# ? Feb 7, 2021 15:11 |
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Never stop watching a coked-up Macho Man cutting his “Cream of the Crop” promo.
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# ? Feb 7, 2021 17:10 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:I'm still impressed a dude as big as him could do this https://youtu.be/r8wigNal8m8
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# ? Feb 7, 2021 17:10 |
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Do it ironically posted:Jericho is so disappointing as a Canadian as he’s such a loving chud and gives platforms to really lovely people Oh god I forgot that I had Fozzy's debut album Even I wasn't too much of a stan to realize that it was complete garbage though.
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# ? Feb 7, 2021 17:31 |
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Also, fun fact: Butcher from The Butcher & The Blade is the guitarist for Every Time I Die, so Jericho doesn't even have the best band in AEW If Chuckie T learns the xylophone at any point I'd be worried about second place tbh
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# ? Feb 7, 2021 18:46 |
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:gently caress yea George the Animal Steel used to eat turnbuckles. Fun story about him. In the pre-WWF days when wrestling was all territories and stuff, Steele was a college professor who moonlighted as a wrestler. But he competed just far enough away so the connection wasn't so blatant. Still, he would get the occasional student who would put two and two together and ask him about being George "The Animal" Steele. He would then shut them down with, "Do you really think I'm that ugly?" FullLeatherJacket posted:yeah, jericho is a weird one, if you're a wrestler he's super cool, if you're anyone else he's terrible Pro: beat Goldberg in a fight backstage, bringing some catharsis to the way Goldberg hosed him over in WCW.
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# ? Feb 7, 2021 19:59 |
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Since Covid hit WWE shows are done in what they call the Thunderdome. The audience is giant screens of people at home, and its extremely distracting and disconnected. Any crowd noise is 100% fake and you've got Roman Reigns smashing Kevin Owens against a big screen of a kids face. AEW is just a very small crowd of their co workers and a few locals/friends or family. Its far better.
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# ? Feb 7, 2021 20:27 |
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holy poo poo this owns
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# ? Feb 7, 2021 20:38 |
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I never got the chance to think it was real. My dad smartened me up immediately the first time I saw it on television when I was like 5. "What's this, dad?" "It's fake wrestling, son." Thanks, old man.
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# ? Feb 7, 2021 22:07 |
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When my friend first made me watch wrestling, I was "smartened up" because the announcer said "he sent him to the mat" so they don't fall hard.
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# ? Feb 7, 2021 22:18 |
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I enjoy that this thread that originally was meant to poo poo on wrestling has turned into a pretty kickin' rad wrestling thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc_gA1RiYxo
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# ? Feb 7, 2021 22:49 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:I enjoy that this thread that originally was meant to poo poo on wrestling has turned into a pretty kickin' rad wrestling thread.
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# ? Feb 7, 2021 22:52 |
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Wait, George Steele was the guy who portrayed Tor Johnson in the movie Ed Wood? I never realized it was him.
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 02:30 |
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Wait, George Steele was the guy who portrayed Tor Johnson in the movie Ed Wood? I never realized it was him. It’s funny because people in tv and movies seem to love working with wrestlers because they are aware of every camera and understand blocking and where to stand and look, can be very charismatic and they can always use them for physical scenes because they already do physical work.
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 07:18 |
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What is your problem? Never put Hollywood Hogan holding Sting in a headlock on the cover-it's disrespectful to Sting and the WCW. Hogan has never beaten Sting, but Sting has beaten Hogan three times. Plus, I have played against Hogan on the hardest mode of WCW Vs. NWO: World Tour using Sting, and I've never lost. Nintendo and THQ would make more money if Sting was on the cover disrespecting the NWO (New Wuss Odor). If you still can't realize that, then I will just have to put Hogan in a Stinger Splash, Scorpion Death Drop and Scorpion Death Lock myself.
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 14:23 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:I enjoy that this thread that originally was meant to poo poo on wrestling has turned into a pretty kickin' rad wrestling thread. There's a wrestling subforum, right? But I like that this thread is mostly about nostalgia. I don't have anything to say about present-day wrestling, but I can reminisce about '90s WCW/WWF/ECW all day.
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 14:27 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:Not that it's not insanely creepy already, but I always thought that the fact that their daughters look a lot like them adds another layer of cringe. Of course, this layer is like a Post-it note on top of a wedding cake. Very shocking that narcissists want to gently caress themselves
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 14:45 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:There's a wrestling subforum, right? But I like that this thread is mostly about nostalgia. I don't have anything to say about present-day wrestling, but I can reminisce about '90s WCW/WWF/ECW all day. There’s a good WCW Nostalgia thread going that periodically rediscovers incredibly stupid but fun things from the 90s.
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 16:13 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:Of course then he devolved into this
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 16:24 |
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FilthyImp posted:That Steinertalk is purestrain MachoMan shittalking. His promos are hilarious, but I meant his wrestling ability. He misses a ton of his spots, and you see a lot of why TNA Wrestling is a joke.
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 16:35 |
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The thing that really pulls off the Steinermath promo is that it's complete lunacy, but by its own internal logic everything makes absolute sense and the numbers add up It's perfect, like a sunset
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 16:45 |
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Frank Frank posted:I used to visit my grandparents over the summer in the 80s and my grandpa would always sit in his recliner and watch the WWF on Saturday mornings. It was always like 2 hours of matches between guys you had never heard of culminating in a match between one WWF superstar and some nobody that'd get curb stomped in 30 seconds flat. I never understood the fascination but I remember thinking it was funny as hell that my grandpa thought it was "real". Go watch I'm From Hollywood https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0173920/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 It's a documentary about Andy Kaufman's "feud" with Jerry Lawler in Memphis. Even if you don't like Kaufman, its incredible to see him get people so riled up over a fantasy. Supreme Allah posted:Its one hundred percent true and verifiable that both vince mcmahon and hulk hogan want to have sex with their own daughters ( that's really a fact look at Hogans twitter history and Vince was always trying to do storylines where he married his own daughter) When Brooke Hogan's album came out, they were on Howard Stern a few times and even they pointed this out, along with the fact that he daughter looks like a younger version of his wife. I think Hogan admitted years later that the stupid TV show they did was just a way to promote Brooke's album that Hulk to financed. His marriage was already in trouble so they squeezed out a season. Linda Hogan started dating her son's best friend shortly after which was strange as they'd known this guy since he was a baby. Oh and don't forget the Nick Hogan got drunk and nearly killed his friend. Hulk defended his kid's actions by saying if the other guy was more into God, he would have not been harmed. The Hogans are basically the life force of Florida in human form.
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 18:57 |
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Bonzo posted:Go watch I'm From Hollywood https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0173920/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 Nick Hogan is a weird little poo poo that loves to wreck rare Supras -- the one episode I saw of Hogans show, Nick and Brook were arguing and Brook threatened to wrestle him on a bed and he very creepily went ' ..OKAY! ' there's nothing good happening in that family
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 19:53 |
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Bonzo posted:The Hogans are basically the life force of Florida in human form.
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 19:58 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efINmPVZuac
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 20:16 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:His promos are hilarious, but I meant his wrestling ability. He misses a ton of his spots, and you see a lot of why TNA Wrestling is a joke. I think he god older, bigger, and lost some agility in the process. The compromise was just being a big freak cartoon Character to distract from the bad technical base.
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 20:34 |
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Lol, I remember this commercial. It loving owns. FilthyImp posted:Now that I can agree on. Yeah, Scott is great on the mic because he's a GENETIC FREAK, and he's not normal. Everything he says is hilarious, whether intentional or not.
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