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alexandriao

quote:

*telephone dialling*

um uhh. is this BYOB?

Hi, yes this is BYOB, how can I help you?

uhh. so.. *notebook leafing* would you like a bribe?

*giggling* Hell yes. Gimme

but I haven't even told you what its for?

Well, true, but- *takes a deep breath*-im stoned yo

this is a REAL conversation between me and the byob jortline (jeans hotline), i now onw this thread, thank u for all your participation in helping me become a billionaire

# ? Jan 23, 2021 20:03

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 16:08

nut

can someone hurry up and get the last post so i know who to be nicest to

# ? Jan 23, 2021 21:42

Stoner Sloth

nut posted:

can someone hurry up and get the last post so i know who to be nicest to

i'm trying to bud!

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

# ? Jan 23, 2021 22:32

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

# ? Jan 24, 2021 01:18

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

I'd like a billion dollars i think, thank you

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Jan 24, 2021 02:58

Escape From Noise

BYOB's Billions. Starring me.

# ? Jan 24, 2021 03:09

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Y'all, I just want you to know that someone won the billion dollar Powerball

You can close the thread now

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:53

Jinh

Kief Richards posted:

Y'all, I just want you to know that someone won the billion dollar Powerball

You can close the thread now

Congrats to them!!

# ? Jan 25, 2021 00:26

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Jinh posted:

Congrats to them!!

I'm very happy for them, yes

# ? Jan 25, 2021 00:57

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Kief Richards posted:

I'm very happy for them, yes

# ? Jan 25, 2021 01:00

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Barking Gecko posted:

# ? Jan 25, 2021 01:02

Stoner Sloth

Kief Richards posted:

You can close the thread now

no need for anyone to even post in it any more says i

# ? Jan 25, 2021 01:26

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Stoner Sloth posted:

no need for anyone to even post in it any more says i

Agreed! Thank you all for coming, see you in the next thread!

# ? Jan 25, 2021 01:29

Stoner Sloth

Kief Richards posted:

Agreed! Thank you all for coming, see you in the next thread!

And thanks to you friend!

# ? Jan 25, 2021 01:31

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Stoner Sloth posted:

And thanks to you friend!

You're welcome! You're doing a great job!

# ? Jan 25, 2021 01:38

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

did anyone win the billion dollars yet?

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# ? Jan 25, 2021 23:22

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I did

# ? Jan 26, 2021 01:07

more falafel please: forums poster

Kief Richards posted:

I did

can i get like :10bux:

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Jan 26, 2021 01:11

Escape From Noise

Kief Richards posted:

I did

I can't believe I'm internet friends with a real life billionaire!

# ? Jan 26, 2021 01:30

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Ya everyone come to my house and get a wheelbarrow full of money, I live at 123 Alnilam's Street, Somewhere, Oregon. Uh, bring a lot of bees, too. Like, just thousands of bees. I really like honey.

# ? Jan 26, 2021 02:05

Twenty Four

omw

# ? Jan 27, 2021 15:30

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

# ? Jan 27, 2021 15:35

Derpies: by sebmojo

dumping all my money in GameStop no one else post plz

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

# ? Jan 27, 2021 18:37

Jinh

It is Wednesday my dudes

# ? Jan 27, 2021 20:06

Jinh

Oops sorry wrong thread. ignore that last post and don't reply to this thread plz

# ? Jan 27, 2021 20:06

SeaGoatSupreme: Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")

Every thread is the right thread to tell me the day of the week, it's a nice fun fact I never know

# ? Jan 27, 2021 23:42

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Derpies posted:

dumping all my money in GameStop no one else post plz

Real post but I bought a bunch and then made a lot of money on GameStop today and I have cackled all day. The local food distribution charity is going to be very happy.

# ? Jan 28, 2021 01:22

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Anyway I'm literally a thousandaire so I'm basically already a billionaire go ahead and shut it down.

# ? Jan 28, 2021 01:22

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

# ? Jan 28, 2021 02:08

Escape From Noise

Comrades, I think it is time we collectivize our posting and distribute the wealth evenly among the posters.

# ? Jan 28, 2021 02:56

more falafel please: forums poster

Teddy Thunders posted:

Real post but I bought a bunch and then made a lot of money on GameStop today and I have cackled all day. The local food distribution charity is going to be very happy.

i tried to get into this today but too late, basically any retail trading platform is just not letting you sign up anymore.

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Jan 28, 2021 03:20

Heather Papps: hello friend

wait is this it

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jan 28, 2021 03:27

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Yup

# ? Jan 28, 2021 04:02

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

its mine, i can feel it

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jan 28, 2021 07:48

Twenty Four

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Comrades, I think it is time we collectivize our posting and distribute the wealth evenly among the posters.

I could consider this...

# ? Feb 8, 2021 11:04

SeaGoatSupreme: Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Comrades, I think it is time we collectivize our posting and distribute the wealth evenly among the posters.

# ? Feb 8, 2021 13:04

Stoner Sloth

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Comrades, I think it is time we collectivize our posting and distribute the wealth evenly among the posters.

seize the means of post production

# ? Feb 8, 2021 13:13

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Comrades, I think it is time we collectivize our posting and distribute the wealth evenly among the posters.

What if I seize it and redistribute it to two brand new tiddies and rear end implants but also feeding and clothing and housing every person in my town

But dem tiddies

# ? Feb 8, 2021 13:28

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

I'll keep the money all to myself

# ? Feb 8, 2021 18:57

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 16:08

Escape From Noise

Teddy Thunders posted:

What if I seize it and redistribute it to two brand new tiddies and rear end implants but also feeding and clothing and housing every person in my town

But dem tiddies

That's a plan I can get... BEHIND!

# ? Feb 16, 2021 08:44

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