Tom Brady Rules Megathread

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Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

The people who genuinely believe Tom Brady has nothing to do with the Bucs (or Pats) success have the most aggressive type of brainworms

# ? Feb 8, 2021 04:23

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 23:21

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Magicpants posted:

Athanatos, what kind of special privileges do I get for posting the correct tom brady thread? I was thinking some kind of supreme power. Can we perhaps cast out the nonbelievers?

What would you like?

# ? Feb 8, 2021 04:27

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Brady is handsome and now has seven rings.

# ? Feb 8, 2021 04:28

Nystral: Feb 6, 2002; Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Athanatos posted:

What would you like?

Make him IK of the offseason thread

# ? Feb 8, 2021 04:32

Magicpants: Sep 15, 2011; Certified Poster

Oh I dunno, just like, make everyone call me His Holiness, and give me the ability to permanently edit everyone's posts, and ban everyone who ever posted one bad thing about tom brady, and maybe a tithe too.

# ? Feb 8, 2021 04:33

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Goldmine this thread.

# ? Feb 8, 2021 04:35

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

By virtue of beating Rodgers and Mahomes back to back, Brady now gets their State Farm commercials contracts. And they will somehow be even more insufferably corny.

# ? Feb 8, 2021 04:35

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Goldmine this thread.

# ? Feb 8, 2021 04:36

TASTE THE PAIN!!: May 18, 2004

If you feel even a little mad, just remember to be grateful that you have the chance to watch the GOAT in action. Brady's records will stand until football is outlawed.

# ? Feb 8, 2021 04:37

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Magicpants posted:

Oh I dunno, just like, make everyone call me His Holiness, and give me the ability to permanently edit everyone's posts, and ban everyone who ever posted one bad thing about tom brady, and maybe a tithe too.

How about a banner ad that links to this thread?

# ? Feb 8, 2021 04:38

Magicpants: Sep 15, 2011; Certified Poster

Athanatos posted:

How about a banner ad that links to this thread?

ill settle for that

# ? Feb 8, 2021 04:43

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Magicpants posted:

ill settle for that

You wanna make one/have someone make one or I can take a shot at it

# ? Feb 8, 2021 04:47

Magicpants: Sep 15, 2011; Certified Poster

go for it

# ? Feb 8, 2021 04:47

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

It's beautiful

# ? Feb 8, 2021 04:48

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

https://twitter.com/NFLBrasil/status/1358616542485774340

# ? Feb 8, 2021 04:59

Hunterhr: Jan 4, 2007; And The Beast, Satan said unto the LORD, "You Fucking Suck" and juked him out of his goddamn shoes

Tom Brady Rules

# ? Feb 8, 2021 05:01

Magicpants: Sep 15, 2011; Certified Poster

# ? Feb 8, 2021 05:03

Magicpants: Sep 15, 2011; Certified Poster

5 oldest players to win a super bowl (so far):

Tom Brady 43
Tom Brady 41
Tom Brady 39
Peyton Manning 39
John Elway 38

# ? Feb 8, 2021 05:06

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Please sticky this thread.

# ? Feb 8, 2021 05:21

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Ban everyone who voted 1 on this thread.

# ? Feb 8, 2021 05:23

Oberst: May 24, 2010; Fertilizing threads since 2010

To. Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom got Tom Tom Tom tomtim Tom tom

# ? Feb 8, 2021 05:41

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Magicpants posted:

go for it

Goes up starting tomorrow

# ? Feb 8, 2021 06:33

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

7 is now forever a GOAT LOAD

# ? Feb 8, 2021 06:35

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Kalli posted:

7 is now forever a GOAT LOAD

https://twitter.com/CheerTheAnthem/status/1358637066188427264

# ? Feb 8, 2021 06:37

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

Grats to Tom, Gronk, and all the Pats fans tonight

# ? Feb 8, 2021 06:37

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Athanatos posted:

https://twitter.com/CheerTheAnthem/status/1358637066188427264

Perfection

# ? Feb 8, 2021 06:38

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Only two more to go.

# ? Feb 8, 2021 06:41

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

https://twitter.com/JacobRubashkin/status/1358614549147041792

# ? Feb 8, 2021 06:44

C-SPAN Caller: Apr 21, 2010

I named myself "Brady's rear end" in a game of fibbage 3 and a question where the right answer was Tom Brady happened (I was the only one to pick it) so it seems the name just wins. I also won every game, even coming behind in last to win.

Name your kids some form of Tom and Brady to steal his valor and his glory

# ? Feb 8, 2021 07:47

Charlz Guybon: Nov 16, 2010

https://mobile.twitter.com/colecubelic/status/1358615897976549376

# ? Feb 8, 2021 09:32

Charlz Guybon: Nov 16, 2010

https://twitter.com/RealSkipBayless/status/1358619213728935938

# ? Feb 8, 2021 10:58

Magnetic North: Dec 15, 2008; Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

I like the narrative that "Tom Brady cements legacy with 7th super bowl" etc. Like, the foundation is already there and it's accepted by anyone who's not being obdurate. This is more like filling the entire first floor of the already constructed and engineer-certified legacy building with cement.

# ? Feb 8, 2021 11:04

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

He's done enough with football, it's time for Tom Brady to switch to MMA.

# ? Feb 8, 2021 11:07

Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

wandler20 posted:

https://twitter.com/StatsBySTATS/status/1353482811727089666?s=19

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

https://twitter.com/NFLBrasil/status/1358616542485774340

Magicpants posted:

5 oldest players to win a super bowl (so far):

Tom Brady 43
Tom Brady 41
Tom Brady 39
Peyton Manning 39
John Elway 38

It owns. All of it owns. Legit rooting for Tom Brady for the rest of his career. Break all the records dude.

# ? Feb 8, 2021 11:21

Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

Magnetic North posted:

I like the narrative that "Tom Brady cements legacy with 7th super bowl" etc. Like, the foundation is already there and it's accepted by anyone who's not being obdurate. This is more like filling the entire first floor of the already constructed and engineer-certified legacy building with cement.

lol at this point the mansion was already build, this win was the butler parking the car in the garage

# ? Feb 8, 2021 11:23

Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

Athanatos posted:

Goes up starting tomorrow

# ? Feb 8, 2021 11:24

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Gang Tag for thread participants in good standing? No haters.

# ? Feb 8, 2021 13:23

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

the guy needs three more rings folks. I want to see the quadpeat

# ? Feb 8, 2021 13:55

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

barnold posted:

the guy needs three more rings folks. I want to see the quadpeat

Really grumpy old rear end Boston fans will still say Russell was the greatest in any sport.

# ? Feb 8, 2021 13:57

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 23:21

7 RING SHRIMP: Oct 3, 2012

SUCK MY DICK AND EAT MY rear end FROM THE BACK

# ? Feb 8, 2021 14:02

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