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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
16 FACE TOM

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Tom Brady, but a Quintesson from Transformers with 16 faces.

three
Aug 9, 2007

i fantasize about ndamukong suh licking my doodoo hole
Tom Brady is the indisputable GOAT, and anyone that disagrees is just lying out of jealousy.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

7 RING SHRIMP posted:

He looks the same, find a newslant

he looks the same if you’re a idiot!!

twitter thread on his extensive work

https://twitter.com/KosmeticKrys/status/1353703095398768643?s=20

what a loving loser I haven’t even had a haircut or shaved in a year :smugdog:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Looks more like he lost 10lbs and put his face slightly lower in the photo.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Looks more like he lost 10lbs and put his face slightly lower in the photo.

who are you to question plastic surgery twitter

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
The Dr Chao of plastic surgeons.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Tom Brady is one of those Westworld robots but he hacked his programming ages ago and now answers to no-one.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

7 RING SHRIMP posted:

He looks the same, find a newslant

Mr Colangelo?

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Ehud posted:

he looks the same if you’re a idiot!!

twitter thread on his extensive work

https://twitter.com/KosmeticKrys/status/1353703095398768643?s=20

what a loving loser I haven’t even had a haircut or shaved in a year :smugdog:

I found a hair cut that works for my head shape in 1996 and I've seen no reason to rock the boat.

Unlike this pretty boy.

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms
Tom Brady rules and is the GOAT

but ffs he's clearly had tons of work done

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

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What if Donald Trump deported Tom Brady’s wife? I bet he would reconsider being a chud.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Heated Gaming Moment posted:

What if Donald Trump deported Tom Brady’s wife? I bet he would reconsider being a chud.

Well Giselle hates Trump.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Magnetic North posted:

Tom Brady rules and is the GOAT

but ffs he's clearly had tons of work done

these same fuckers go all “he’s friends with trump, he doesn’t support him politically!” when you bring up the MAGA hat in his locker hahaha

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Well Giselle hates Trump.

Sounds like tension at the dinner table!

“Tom, take off that red hat!”

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
I wish Tom had kept the long hair for more than one season

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Kull the Conqueror posted:

I wish Tom had kept the long hair for more than one season

That was his mid career crisis.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Big Dick Cheney
Mar 30, 2007
Goon face blindness strikes again

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I had to look at that for a good while before I realized that kid wasn't holding a walker.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
https://www.si.com/.amp/nfl/2021/02/08/story-of-bucs-super-bowl-season-brady-recruitment-daily-cover?__twitter_impression=true

Tom Brady was effectively made the coach at the bye week lol

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

What an inspirational story. Literally tears.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


He looks like an alien trying to imitate a human smile

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
https://twitter.com/jeffphowe/status/1358598174785622021

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/espn/status/1358617439647457281

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Look at that 10 year gap, that’s no GOAT

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

Stepmom remake looking good

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats
I like Tom because he made Belichick's system look like a lie and has tarnished Bill's legacy.

We can all agree gently caress Bill Belichick

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Bill Belichick is a Confirmed Fraud™ and the only system that ever won him anything was the TB12 System.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Almost every coach and executive who has come put of the Belichick system in New England has been a huge failure.

Of course none of them had Tom Brady so

:thunk:

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!



3 kids that will never live up to their parents achievements.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Tom Brady's boat is loving baller. What an rear end in a top hat.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Tom Brady rules

Stanley Tucheetos
May 15, 2012

I admit it I used to be a Tom Brady hater. He truly does rule and the patriots are complete frauds that coasted on the greatness of Brady.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Obviously I’m biased as all hell to start with but I’ve seen more praise of Brady and what he did with the Bucs from all corners of the internet than I ever have before. And the parade celebration is just being completely loved. For the first time in 20 years Brady was basically able to turn off Robot Mode and it’s actually kind of endearing.

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Obviously I’m biased as all hell to start with but I’ve seen more praise of Brady and what he did with the Bucs from all corners of the internet than I ever have before. And the parade celebration is just being completely loved. For the first time in 20 years Brady was basically able to turn off Robot Mode and it’s actually kind of endearing.

tom brady is a robot through and through. people like him now for the same reason they like wall-e. he escaped a dystopian nightmare factory for a life of color and joy

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

latinotwink1997 posted:

3 kids that will never live up to their parents achievements.

I don't know, his one son was Governor of Illinois. Ignoring the selling a senate seat thing that's a pretty big deal.

Big Dick Cheney
Mar 30, 2007
Tom Brady will never die

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Tom Brady is a lich and has existed in one form or another since the Middle Ages.

All glory to Tom Brady.

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Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
Tom Brady Rules!

The Tom Brady Rules:
1. The first rule of Tom Brady is tell everyone about Tom Brady.
2. The second rule of Tom Brady is tell everyone about Tom Brady.
3. If you're going to kiss your son, kiss him on the mouth.
4. Thou shalt honor Tom Brady and keep his name holy.
5. Thou shalt supplicate thine self before Tom Brady and sacrifice all thy own for his glory.
6. Thou shalt shun the nonbeliever. All who would slander Tom Brady must be destroyed.
7. Count the rings, bitch.
8. The best one is the next one.
9. Get hosed.
10. GOAT LOAD

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