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Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Antigravitas posted:

It's ridiculous because those "membership cards" are always so over the top and obviously not real.


God it's got goatse on it and everything?

What in the hell is this?

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Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
It's an HDMI to garden hose connector.

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

This is what you get when Facilities decides they need their own Etherkiller.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
I don't get why everyone's so confused, what do you guys use for HD streaming?

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Cleretic posted:

I don't get why everyone's so confused, what do you guys use for HD streaming?

A bidet full of soup.

Grimdude
Sep 25, 2006

It was a shame how he carried on

Rockman Reserve posted:

yes, there should be better social programs for the unemployed

yes, lyft and other gig companies are horribly exploitative of their workers

but to act like those are reasons to continue employing someone doing their job so badly that someone could die is some truly worm-brain poo poo

I'm a pretty rabid leftist myself, and even I think the last page or so has been embarrassing. Like this weird (apparently self-evident) notion that Lyft literally FORCES people to run red lights constantly in order to make money; where are we pulling this from? Like yeah McDonald's and Walmart pay poo poo wages too but they're still gonna fire you if you steal poo poo from them repeatedly because "they don't pay enough." You're not wrong of course that they pay you too little, but like, what do you think will happen? They'll realize the truth of socialism and change their minds?

I get the "being right" is of paramount importance on here, but there's something to be said about oh I don't know, being able to survive in this lovely capitalist hellhole? You can't just do whatever you want because poo poo is unfair.

VinylonUnderground
Dec 14, 2020

by Athanatos

Antigravitas posted:

It's ridiculous because those "membership cards" are always so over the top and obviously not real.



People who fall for those are basically the same who fall for these:



I mean, I was a member of the APPD. We had a paper and everything, as well as zines. There isn't much to do in Hannover and sometimes it leaks out into the rest of the country. Even the cool parts.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

VinylonUnderground posted:

There isn't much to do in Hannover and sometimes it leaks out into the rest of the country. Even the cool parts.

Like where, Braunschweig?

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


Grimdude posted:

I'm a pretty rabid leftist myself, and even I think the last page or so has been embarrassing. Like this weird (apparently self-evident) notion that Lyft literally FORCES people to run red lights constantly in order to make money; where are we pulling this from? Like yeah McDonald's and Walmart pay poo poo wages too but they're still gonna fire you if you steal poo poo from them repeatedly because "they don't pay enough." You're not wrong of course that they pay you too little, but like, what do you think will happen? They'll realize the truth of socialism and change their minds?

I get the "being right" is of paramount importance on here, but there's something to be said about oh I don't know, being able to survive in this lovely capitalist hellhole? You can't just do whatever you want because poo poo is unfair.

Uber drivers run red lights to finish fares quicker so they can get more fares so they can earn enough to live, this isn't a hard concept. I don't think they want to drive like that.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Like remember when Domino's had the "30 minutes or it's free" guarantee? And they had to drop it because delivery drivers were blowing reds and taking insane risks to not have to eat poo poo from their boss when they got back after taking 31 minutes to get somewhere?

Never thought Domino's would be a positive corporate example compared to someone but here we are

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

I'm a rabid leftist, but

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

I believe in all the ways that they say you can lose your body
Fallen Rib
Whenever I drive through a red light I shout "Down with the man" so people know exactly why I am speeding through the red light. They even honk at me in solidarity

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Data Graham posted:

Like remember when Domino's had the "30 minutes or it's free" guarantee? And they had to drop it because delivery drivers were blowing reds and taking insane risks to not have to eat poo poo from their boss when they got back after taking 31 minutes to get somewhere?

Wait, Snow Crash was real?

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo
Before we start a new derail, let's go back to the soup debate.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Grimdude posted:

I'm a pretty rabid leftist myself, and even I think the last page or so has been embarrassing. Like this weird (apparently self-evident) notion that Lyft literally FORCES people to run red lights constantly in order to make money; where are we pulling this from? Like yeah McDonald's and Walmart pay poo poo wages too but they're still gonna fire you if you steal poo poo from them repeatedly because "they don't pay enough." You're not wrong of course that they pay you too little, but like, what do you think will happen? They'll realize the truth of socialism and change their minds?

I get the "being right" is of paramount importance on here, but there's something to be said about oh I don't know, being able to survive in this lovely capitalist hellhole? You can't just do whatever you want because poo poo is unfair.

But you shouldn't dob people in for stealing from walmart because it isn't wrong? It's illegal, but not wrong? So that example doesn't work very well?

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Beartaco posted:

Before we start a new derail, let's go back to the soup debate.

If my soup isn't here in 30 minutes or less, no tip.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



It is never wrong to steal from Walmart, whether you're an employee or a customer, and you should always defend people who do so.

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


Biplane posted:

If my soup isn't here in 30 minutes or less, no tip.

You clearly need a soup tube:


My (25F) boyfriend (25M) keeps asking me to invest in his "soup tube" business idea, and I am not sure how to deal with it

quote:

I have been living with my boyfriend for about 7 months. Two weeks ago he sat me down and presented a powerpoint presentation with his business idea. I knew he'd been working on an idea, but he didn't want to tell me about it until it was finished. Based on his enthusiasm and his prior seemingly intelligent nature, I thought maybe it'd be a pretty cool idea.

Instead he presented to me an idea about "soup tubes". The idea, if you can call it that, is to construct a series of tubes throughout our city that leads to centralized soup kitchens. For a monthly subscription, a customer can "subscribe to a tube of soup", and a tube extension would be built off the nearest mainline tube and directly into the customer apartment or home. Based on subscription level, that would determine the quantity of soup a customer could pour and how many types of soup. The "tubes" are basically the size of pipes, like you might see under a sink, but he insisted that "it MUST be called soup tube, not soup pipe, tube just zings better."

I couldn't believe what I was hearing. At first I asked if he was crank yanking me or something, but he was completely sincere. Obviously, the idea is completely insane. The notion that the city would authorize somebody to construct a series of tubes everywhere that carry soup into homes is of course ludicrous. And even if such an initiative were approved, the costs for such an operation would be ridiculous. You would have to charge outrageous prices for customers to install and "subscribe" to a soup tube, and who would pay for such a service when canned soup costs like a dollar or two? Or you can buy soup from a restaurant for a few dollars? I explained these things as politely as I could but he dismissed them and all said that "tube based soup delivery is the wave of the future."

He then asked me how much I wanted to invest, and I told him nothing, and he looked absolutely heartbroken. Since then, almost every day he has asked again for me to invest, and keeps trying to sell me on the idea. He is also doing the same thing to a lot of his friends.

It is starting to drive me up the wall. First, I am at a loss as to how he can believe such a stupid idea is worthwhile, second it is really god damned annoying to be asked on a daily basis to invest in a system of soup tubes, and third I am also concerned for his sanity. Other than his apparent obsession with this though he has shown no other signs.

I would like some advice as to how I can reason with him, or whether I should even continue this relationship.

TL:DR - My boyfriend wants me to invest in a business venture wherein tubes would deliver soup.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

running red lights literally makes the difference between making rent or not, and you're a corporate whore if you don't see that

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
This whole argument is literally just that dril tweet about drunk driving.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

E: nope

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Soylent Pudding posted:

You clearly need a soup tube:


My (25F) boyfriend (25M) keeps asking me to invest in his "soup tube" business idea, and I am not sure how to deal with it


The soup tube starts delivering food poisoning with 24 hours, right? At first I thought it would be an old timey pneumatic tube system that could deliver containers of soup, which would be dumb. But a big ol' soup hose that can't be cleaned and delivers room temperature soup that has been in the tube for hours and hours is something else.

[In this space please imagine I posted a gif of that scene from the Mandalorian where the goo tube on the table splurts gruel directly into baby yoda's bowl.]

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
Gosh it's almost as if the profit motive doesn't belong in some places :allears:

e: regarding ubers, not soup

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

An individual uber driver running a red light is bad, but giving them a bad review and getting them fired isn't going to solve the problem of uber drivers as a group running red lights, because the root of that problem lies in uber's business policies. All that will change is that they will be fired and replaced by someone who is just as likely to run red lights.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Burrito Tunnel is way better than soup tube. Who even likes soup?

https://idlewords.com/2007/04/the_alameda_weehawken_burrito_tunnel.htm

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Profit also does not belong in soup.

Also that's literaly the elon musk tunnel system idea but for soup instead of cars, so it's actually more practical.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Fister Roboto posted:

An individual uber driver running a red light is bad, but giving them a bad review and getting them fired isn't going to solve the problem of uber drivers as a group running red lights, because the root of that problem lies in uber's business policies. All that will change is that they will be fired and replaced by someone who is just as likely to run red lights.

keep firing them until nobody drives for uber and uber implodes. problem solved.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Weatherman posted:

Gosh it's almost as if the profit motive doesn't belong in some places :allears:

e: regarding ubers, not soup

everyone has the human right to soup, this is why the soup nazi got his name and was arrested for war crimes

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Oh, I can put the FoodTubes guy in a thread! Enjoy his unique syntax and brilliant idea that will fix everything and definitely not cause food poisoning!

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Fister Roboto posted:

An individual uber driver running a red light is bad, but giving them a bad review and getting them fired isn't going to solve the problem of uber drivers as a group running red lights, because the root of that problem lies in uber's business policies. All that will change is that they will be fired and replaced by someone who is just as likely to run red lights.

They all get that, but they're too dedicated to owning poor people for pushing through a yellow and having it turn red mid-intersecrtion.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Of all foods, they want SOUP to be centralized??? Soup is about the easiest foodstuff in the entire world to make. Stickblenders have put very good homemade soup within the reach of all. You literally put some veg in a pot, cook it a bit, add some stock and whizz it.

Soup.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Captain Monkey posted:

They all get that, but they're too dedicated to owning poor people for pushing through a yellow and having it turn red mid-intersecrtion.

bad drivers are bad drivers dude this isn't a class thing lmfao

stop with the performative leftist bullshit for like 5 seconds for gently caress's sake

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Only some bad drivers are incentivized to drive badly, and only poor bad drivers face consequences.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

OwlFancier posted:

Only some bad drivers are incentivized to drive badly, and only poor bad drivers face consequences.

sure thing man.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

OwlFancier posted:

Only some bad drivers are incentivized to drive badly, and only poor bad drivers face consequences.

i mean, yeah, if you totally ignore the people they splatter in crosswalks i guess

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

safety first y'all

Laopooh
Jul 15, 2000

Here's the best soup I've ever made! mmm

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Laopooh posted:

Here's the best soup I've ever made! mmm



Would.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Laopooh posted:

Here's the best soup I've ever made! mmm



this soup is racism

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hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

is that shredded meat? what are you trying to say buddy?

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