Weekend at Bernie's Mafia

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Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

let's all drink some kava and watch Flubber

# ? Feb 10, 2021 18:12

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 19:06

ObamaAkbar.: Apr 7, 2009; DesiredPopulationMin = 3
DesiredPopulationMax = 19
AverageDeathsPerDay = 6
WeaponsUsed = 13

Idle Amalgam posted:

Who is scum?

Is it you?

# ? Feb 10, 2021 18:46

votefinder: Jul 6, 2010; scoop scoop

Votecount for Day 1

Grandicap (1): Toalpaz

ObamaAkbar. (1): spacing in vienna

Not Voting (10): CCKeane, Grandicap, Hal Insandenza, Idle Amalgam, JOHN CENA, ObamaAkbar., Retro Futurist, Rhymes With Clue, Sandwolf, Voodoofly

With 12 alive, it's 7 votes to execute. The current deadline is February 11th, 2021 at 1:39 p.m. EST -- that's in about 23 hours, 7 minutes.

# ? Feb 10, 2021 20:31

Toalpaz: Mar 20, 2012; Peace through overwhelming determination

scum shooketh

# ? Feb 10, 2021 20:50

Toalpaz: Mar 20, 2012; Peace through overwhelming determination

i dont know a thing about weekend at bernards but i think we're all having a fun day 1 so that's great.

# ? Feb 10, 2021 20:51

ObamaAkbar.: Apr 7, 2009; DesiredPopulationMin = 3
DesiredPopulationMax = 19
AverageDeathsPerDay = 6
WeaponsUsed = 13

I had a read of the synopsis on Wikipedia and it sounds way darker than I expected

# ? Feb 10, 2021 20:53

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

Well gents, suppose we should kill someone

# ? Feb 10, 2021 21:00

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

Perhaps Bernie, who is definitely still alive and not dead already, obviously.

# ? Feb 10, 2021 21:00

Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

Retro Futurist posted:

Well gents, suppose we should kill someone

*my two good friends gesticulating my arms for me, cuz I�m tired* why�s this dude tryna harsh the mellow of this sick party I�m throwing

# ? Feb 10, 2021 21:02

ObamaAkbar.: Apr 7, 2009; DesiredPopulationMin = 3
DesiredPopulationMax = 19
AverageDeathsPerDay = 6
WeaponsUsed = 13

Retro Futurist posted:

Well gents, suppose we should kill someone

# ? Feb 10, 2021 21:25

Toalpaz: Mar 20, 2012; Peace through overwhelming determination

ObamaAkbar. posted:

##vote OBAMAAKBAR

# ? Feb 10, 2021 21:55

Toalpaz: Mar 20, 2012; Peace through overwhelming determination

This is a real vote. I only want my townies composed of enthusiastic killers.

# ? Feb 10, 2021 21:58

ObamaAkbar.: Apr 7, 2009; DesiredPopulationMin = 3
DesiredPopulationMax = 19
AverageDeathsPerDay = 6
WeaponsUsed = 13

Rude

# ? Feb 10, 2021 21:59

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Idle Amalgam posted:

Who is scum?

Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more

# ? Feb 10, 2021 22:02

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Voodoofly posted:

Why didn’t you just post post post by yourself.

We like pet pictures. Some people like marshmallows and i like watching things burn.

I feel like you need to get on Island Time and just go with the flow, stop worrying if other people will join in.

I got bored with no one else on and hosed off to do something else.

Let's see if I can correctly link images. Usually I gently caress it up.

# ? Feb 10, 2021 22:04

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Yeah no still can't do it properly. Pet pictures once I figure out what I did wrong, do not hold your breath

# ? Feb 10, 2021 22:05

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

ObamaAkbar. posted:

I had a read of the synopsis on Wikipedia and it sounds way darker than I expected

They discussed this on Always Sunny and realized the sunglasses lend it a more cheerful air than you would expect from the dark premise.

Also if there aren't interesting mechanics around death I'm going to be v upset

# ? Feb 10, 2021 22:07

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Toalpaz posted:

This is a real vote. I only want my townies composed of enthusiastic killers.

I mean my vote's real I just didn't bother with a full out case :effort:

# ? Feb 10, 2021 22:08

ObamaAkbar.: Apr 7, 2009; DesiredPopulationMin = 3
DesiredPopulationMax = 19
AverageDeathsPerDay = 6
WeaponsUsed = 13

Imgur tends to work better I think

# ? Feb 10, 2021 22:10

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

My pet monster

I'll vote anyone I have no vibes atm.

# ? Feb 10, 2021 22:15

ObamaAkbar.: Apr 7, 2009; DesiredPopulationMin = 3
DesiredPopulationMax = 19
AverageDeathsPerDay = 6
WeaponsUsed = 13

Man this party isn�t very lively

# ? Feb 10, 2021 22:28

Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

ObamaAkbar. posted:

Man this party isn�t very lively

*points directly to the door, finger falls off, because of scurvy, extremely good pal grabs it for me* get out

# ? Feb 10, 2021 22:29

ObamaAkbar.: Apr 7, 2009; DesiredPopulationMin = 3
DesiredPopulationMax = 19
AverageDeathsPerDay = 6
WeaponsUsed = 13

Sandwolf posted:

*points directly to the door, finger falls off, because of scurvy, extremely good pal grabs it for me* get out

Something very odd about this guy but I can�t quite put my finger on it :magemage:

# ? Feb 10, 2021 22:35

Voodoofly: Jul 3, 2002; Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help

Yeah reading the wiki summary I realize I�ve only seen the sequel. Where he is a zombie. In the Caribbean. That sounds more fun than the hamptons so I�m sticking with that.

I also don�t have any strong opinions on killing someone right now. More Kava it is then (because I�m going to assume the Carribean is the same as Hawaii)

# ? Feb 10, 2021 23:04

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

I am changing my list to I will vote anyone who doesn't praise my dog

# ? Feb 10, 2021 23:13

Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

all dogs are worthy of love

and only hairless cats

# ? Feb 10, 2021 23:15

Rhymes With Clue: Nov 18, 2010

Retro Futurist posted:

Well gents, suppose we should kill someone

I'm a little rusty. But it'll come back to me.*

Oh btw cute dog. 12/10

*movie quote. Is this + or -? At leats it's not poetry.

# ? Feb 10, 2021 23:17

Grandicap: Feb 8, 2006

Retro Futurist posted:

I am changing my list to I will vote anyone who doesn't praise my dog

I refuse to praise your cute pupper.

# ? Feb 10, 2021 23:22

ObamaAkbar.: Apr 7, 2009; DesiredPopulationMin = 3
DesiredPopulationMax = 19
AverageDeathsPerDay = 6
WeaponsUsed = 13

Sandwolf posted:

all dogs are worthy of love

and only hairless cats

gently caress you

# ? Feb 10, 2021 23:24

Voodoofly: Jul 3, 2002; Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help

I have been trying to rescue a dog for the last few months. It�s drat near impossible. The shelters get a dog and have 50 applications that same day. I�m happy these dogs are getting rescued but holy hell I want a doggie.

So your pup is cute as hell and I�m jealous. Happy now RF!

Grandicap posted:

I refuse to praise your cute pupper.

##vote Grandi

# ? Feb 10, 2021 23:28

Voodoofly: Jul 3, 2002; Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help

ObamaAkbar. posted:

gently caress you

Yeah cats are awesome too and if my partner wasn�t allergic we would be looking for one as well.

# ? Feb 10, 2021 23:29

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Weekend at Bernie's is funny, but Weekend at Bernie's 2 is a goddamn testament to the human spirit.

Imagine that you are a producer, and you have a modestly successful film with a one joke premise where the titular character dies in the first fifteen minutes, and you have the courage to make a sequel.

It's like the moon landing. As a species, we imagined it, we did it.

# ? Feb 10, 2021 23:30

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

##vote grandi If I had a vig I would use it, sir

# ? Feb 10, 2021 23:43

Toalpaz: Mar 20, 2012; Peace through overwhelming determination

I like your lil beasty RF.

# ? Feb 11, 2021 00:41

Grandicap: Feb 8, 2006

Voodoofly posted:

I have been trying to rescue a dog for the last few months. It�s drat near impossible. The shelters get a dog and have 50 applications that same day. I�m happy these dogs are getting rescued but holy hell I want a doggie.

So your pup is cute as hell and I�m jealous. Happy now RF!

##vote Grandi

That has been a bright spot in this pandemic, shelters are emptying out finding homes for their animals.

# ? Feb 11, 2021 01:02

Rhymes With Clue: Nov 18, 2010

The thinking cat: I can't get the red dot, but maybe this little green ball here...

# ? Feb 11, 2021 01:27

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

RF that is a drat Goode Dog

And I was voting Obama for being all "look, I'm participating" but that's a fantastic cat so I'm going to have to switch my vote to

##vote Sandwolf

for the epic crime of hating kitties.

click here because I keep screwing up the embed

# ? Feb 11, 2021 01:36